After Gwen won Total Drama Island, the girls managed to celebrate their last night at Camp Wawanakwa. Most of the girls get back at Don for his mistreatment of the contestants, even Courtney, whose elimination in "Basic Straining" was unjust and that Don refused to believe that someone (Harold) tampered with the votes.
It all starts on the cliff of Camp Wawanakwa, which was where the first challenge of the season, where Gwen, Bridgette, Leshawna, Lindsay, Izzy, and Heather jump into the lake. At the juu of the cliff is Don, the host of "Total Drama Island".
Don: Oh my god. I am too scared to jump off the cliff. I can't do it. I am so handsome to die.
Don: (voiceover) In case wewe are wondering why I am here...
(Confessional)
Don: (he is shown with bandages all over his hands, a neck brace, and an eyepatch) Last night, I Lost a bet to the girls. Today, I was forced to do everything they told me. I had two options: jump off the cliff au eat Owen's floaties from the communal toilet. And wewe know that. I should've eaten Owen's cake fillings from the toilet.
(Flashback to last night)
Don: (voiceover) Last night, I bet my car, $100, my dog banjo, and my dignity with a game of poker. I was straight in diamonds, until Bridgette came out with the Royal Flush.
Heather: It's showtime, Don!
Don: (voiceover) They whipped, marked, and scratched me. I have to wear the most shameful costumes and endure in a lot of dares in the same night.
Don: (Unveils the bandages off his torso) Look at me, my back will never be the same. But from that siku would start the worst two weeks of my life, kwa making me jump off the cliff. It is so painful to learn that I would be the girls' ring and nightmare. Now, I am their slave.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
It all starts on the cliff of Camp Wawanakwa, which was where the first challenge of the season, where Gwen, Bridgette, Leshawna, Lindsay, Izzy, and Heather jump into the lake. At the juu of the cliff is Don, the host of "Total Drama Island".
Don: Oh my god. I am too scared to jump off the cliff. I can't do it. I am so handsome to die.
Don: (voiceover) In case wewe are wondering why I am here...
(Confessional)
Don: (he is shown with bandages all over his hands, a neck brace, and an eyepatch) Last night, I Lost a bet to the girls. Today, I was forced to do everything they told me. I had two options: jump off the cliff au eat Owen's floaties from the communal toilet. And wewe know that. I should've eaten Owen's cake fillings from the toilet.
(Flashback to last night)
Don: (voiceover) Last night, I bet my car, $100, my dog banjo, and my dignity with a game of poker. I was straight in diamonds, until Bridgette came out with the Royal Flush.
Heather: It's showtime, Don!
Don: (voiceover) They whipped, marked, and scratched me. I have to wear the most shameful costumes and endure in a lot of dares in the same night.
Don: (Unveils the bandages off his torso) Look at me, my back will never be the same. But from that siku would start the worst two weeks of my life, kwa making me jump off the cliff. It is so painful to learn that I would be the girls' ring and nightmare. Now, I am their slave.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. dragoni say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. samaki say blub blub blub.
13. Unicorns say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. dragoni say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. samaki say blub blub blub.
13. Unicorns say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond songesha 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got nyumbani and found the wife preparing chajio, chakula cha jioni and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 zaidi feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she majibu back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond songesha 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got nyumbani and found the wife preparing chajio, chakula cha jioni and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 zaidi feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she majibu back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic sekunde line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying wewe simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I upendo your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying wewe simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I upendo your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'