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After Gwen won Total Drama Island, the girls managed to celebrate their last night at Camp Wawanakwa. Most of the girls get back at Don for his mistreatment of the contestants, even Courtney, whose elimination in "Basic Straining" was unjust and that Don refused to believe that someone (Harold) tampered with the votes.

It all starts on the cliff of Camp Wawanakwa, which was where the first challenge of the season, where Gwen, Bridgette, Leshawna, Lindsay, Izzy, and Heather jump into the lake. At the juu of the cliff is Don, the host of "Total Drama Island".

Don: Oh my god. I am too scared to jump off the cliff. I can't do it. I am so handsome to die.

Don: (voiceover) In case wewe are wondering why I am here...

(Confessional)

Don: (he is shown with bandages all over his hands, a neck brace, and an eyepatch) Last night, I Lost a bet to the girls. Today, I was forced to do everything they told me. I had two options: jump off the cliff au eat Owen's floaties from the communal toilet. And wewe know that. I should've eaten Owen's cake fillings from the toilet.

(Flashback to last night)

Don: (voiceover) Last night, I bet my car, $100, my dog banjo, and my dignity with a game of poker. I was straight in diamonds, until Bridgette came out with the Royal Flush.

Heather: It's showtime, Don!

Don: (voiceover) They whipped, marked, and scratched me. I have to wear the most shameful costumes and endure in a lot of dares in the same night.

Don: (Unveils the bandages off his torso) Look at me, my back will never be the same. But from that siku would start the worst two weeks of my life, kwa making me jump off the cliff. It is so painful to learn that I would be the girls' ring and nightmare. Now, I am their slave.

(TO BE CONTINUED)
posted by animelol
-Every year, nearly 4 million Cats are eaten in Asia
-On average, Cats spend 2/3 of a siku sleeping,that means a 9 mwaka old cat has been awake for 3 years of its life!
-When a cat chases its prey,it keeps its head level. mbwa and humans bob their heads up and down.
-A group of Cats is called a "clowder"
-Female Cats tend to be right pawed, while male Cats are often left pawed
-Cats make about 100 different sounds, mbwa make 10.
-Some siamese Cats appear to be cross-eyed because the nerves from its left eye go mostly to the right and the opposite with the other eye
-A Cats eyesight is both better and...
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^.^ Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
This is NOT mine, I found it link. Thought this was funny....enjoy!
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are wewe ready for sekunde yet?"

"Are wewe going to come again inayofuata time?"

"It's a little dry, do wewe still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do wewe think you'll be able to handle...
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posted by Gmillsap02
At the end of series 3, wewe never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:

Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be inayofuata in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well wewe know that face au a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If wewe don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.

Think about it...I could be right!

So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
posted by flippy_fan210
 Derpy
Derpy
yes, this is ripping off cupcakes. do not read of wewe don't like blood and gore. for those who don't know the characters, cadence and shining armor are at the bottom.

chapter 1: Cadence

Cadence was walking to Derpy's new bakery with Shining armor. Derpy alisema she had something extra special planned for the three of them. “where is the bakery anyways?” Cadence asked. “i think it's the one with the huge muffin, mkate ule ulikuwa mtamu on top.” Shining armor replied. “yeah, that's gotta be it.” Cadence said, walking towards it. Shining armor followed her. They walked into the bakery, at first it looked as if...
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posted by randomgirl3000
Facing Stress is very common in school especially near exam time au due dates of assignments. Learning ways to cope with stress can minimize the negative impact stress has on your mental health leading to maximize academic performance. Here are 5 ways that I come up while in school that I think might be helpful to new college students.

1. Have a support network - They are the academic resource center, the professors au teaching assistance, your friends, your family au school counselors. kwa having a reliable network of support, wewe allow yourself to reach out to people who can help you. Furthermore,...
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posted by Wanda5
I'm bored so here, guess the songs :)

Rules:
- Put your MP3 player/iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
- Post the first line from the first 30 songs that plays, no matter how embarrassing the song.
- Let anyone guess the majibu (song title and artist)
- Bold the lyrics when someone figures it out

1. She paints her fingers with a close precision

2. This may be the last thing that I write for long

3. Tripping out, spinning around - Alice kwa Avril Lavigne

4. She lives in a fairy tale - Brick kwa boring brick kwa Paramore

5. Your little hands wrapped around my finger - Never grow up kwa Taylor Swift

6. He woke up...
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posted by koalagirl9
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're shati looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them wewe upendo them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch au stumach
step 8.Say i upendo wewe again
step 9:walk around them in circles imba my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say wewe hate them
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her nyumbani because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
Chapter 1


It was late afternoon. Flamingleap, an machungwa, chungwa moto elemental dragon, was hunting for the tribe, with no luck. He'd been hunting since dawn and caught nothing. Snow crunched beneath his big feet. Just when he was ready to give up he heard the screech of an eagle. He jerked his head up. The eagle was only a few feet from his face and it was the size of his head. It would feed a few dragoni if it was mgawanyiko, baidisha equally. Flamingleap reached and snapped his jaws on the eagle's wing. It flapped in a desperate attempt to escape. Flamingleap jerked his head, killing the eagle. “the clan will...
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 Our current Cover. I've been working on a new one.
Our current Cover. I've been working on a new one.
So wassup everybody? Listen, There's this club called bila mpangilio anime RP forums. Me and some other fanpoppers got one hell of a story going on and if you're looking for some good reading, it's there. Action, comedy, romance, drama, vampires, and even zombie soul reapers! You'll find anime characters from Hell Girl, Inuyasha, Pokemon, Bleach, Rozen Maiden, Pandora Hearts, Black Butler, and many more. Hell, we even got Mortal Kombat in there. And during one story arch I even added Freddy Kruger. I couldn't help it. Dream Eater Merry VS Freddy... C'mon! Anywho, check it out if you're interested. The first 3 parts are ilitumwa on anime club but we got the viungo in ours. We've been keeping this RP going for close to 11 months so far. So hell byob, au whatever ya drink and come help us celebrate our first anniversary. hehe XD Cy-beer... lol... sorry. Anywho, I think our story kicks punda and if wewe upendo anime and good story telling, I think wewe will too. Peace! and um, see ya there hopefully
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your dawati au forehead.

2 = If wewe have long hair, flip it in someones face.

3 = Keep on shifting your chair.

4 = Keep on whispering Hi.

5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.

6 = Ask them where they live..

7 = Ask them if they watch America's inayofuata juu Model every day.

8 = Ask them every siku to sit inayofuata to them at lunch, but at lunch say wewe were just kidding.

9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.

10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.

11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.

12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.

13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.

14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
posted by chillyneon
I'm sorry if one of these shows are still one of your vipendwa it's my opinion not yours :P

1 = Icarly
2 = Victorious
3 = How To Rock
4 = Degrassi
5 = Team UmiZoomi
6 = Dora The Explorer
7 = Big Time Rush
8 = So Random
9 = A.N.T farm
10 = Hanna Motanna
11 = Secret Mountain Fort Awesome
12 = Pair Of Kings (some episodes)
13 = Bucket And Skinner
14 = Dance Academy

Sorry if wewe like any of these shows. I just dont like them!!! It's my opinion, MINE.

Here are some bila mpangilio words to make my makala longer
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Are there even true friendship until now?
kwa Secret Irken Invader Eve

Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.

Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives wewe happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he au she will never turn his au her back on you...... au betray you.

But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on wewe and stick its self to greed.

wewe cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
wewe can never again.

He/she will leave wewe disappointed and let wewe down.

Why should wewe look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.

Why look for somebody else
When wewe have God with his upendo all wrapped around you.
Name something a blind person might use - A sword

Name a song with moon in the title - Blue suede moon

Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell

Name an occupation where wewe need a torch - A burglar

Name a dangerous race - The Arabs

Name an item of clothing worn kwa the 3 musketeers - A horse

Name something that floats in the bath - Water

Name something wewe wear on the beach, pwani - A deckchair

Name something Red - My cardigan

Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers

A number wewe have to memorize - 7

Something wewe do before going to kitanda - Sleep

Something wewe put on walls - Roofs

Something in the garden that's green...
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The End Of Everything, The End Of Apolla
Song-Fic. Song: Lights kwa Ellie Goulding, The BassNectar Remix


Late in the evening, around 9:30 p.m., 12 mwaka old Apolla Falconer awoke with a start. Everything around her was pitch black, all except from the machungwa, chungwa mitaani, mtaa lights, who's beams came faintly through the blinded windows. Apolla quickly raised her head from the cold, sticky surface it was on. With her incredible night- vision, she found out that the surface was a dawati from her school. Apolla looked around even zaidi and saw that she was in her own classroom, in fact. "Why the 'ell am I in...
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posted by xboxrocksx45
wewe just shut the door i fell like zaidi when wewe say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do wewe make sure to upendo me even though i'm shy do wewe ever ever ever think to try? do wewe think of me? when wewe say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when wewe say hi well than wewe won't be mine! yes this is upendo but does it hurt? when i cry? when wewe say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i upendo you! why would say means things why would wewe say the stuff that stings why would wewe say that word when i know wewe much? i don't think i would be with wewe if i knew a thing au two about your life wewe backstabbing kisu i trusted wewe and yet wewe still flew without me
posted by icuSTALKER
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs wewe a lot.
Don't wewe upendo her?
I do...
I upendo my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
posted by adaug
wewe can only live once, but if wewe do it right, once is enough. -Mae West.
I didn't believe that the first time I heard it,but one tiny mistake,can change your live...Forever.
April 19,1999.
The clock read 7:43,I got out of bed.I was late for school.When I left,I didn't say bye to mom au dad.I just left.On the way there,I remembered a physics test I had to take,and if I failed it,I got an F in physics!So,at my lunch hour,I went to the library.I saw my two Marafiki already studying.I went over there and we started laughing and talking,but the librarian told us to be quiet.Then she went in the hall.Then...
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.

Everyone gasped.

"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled

"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"

"That darn lady,she aliiba our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"

"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.

"Oh my god!",cowboy said

Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"

"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.

The cowboy sighed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"