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posted by kristine95
LMAO!
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here wewe go! =P


A konokono can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An tembo is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, wewe have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, kwa taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If wewe try to hold back a sneeze, wewe can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head au neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders zaidi than death!
The strongest muscle wewe have is your tounge.
wewe can't kill yourself kwa holding your breath.
It is zaidi likely to be killed kwa a champagne cork than being poisoned kwa a spider!
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, pull 30 times its own weight and always fall over to the right side when it dies.
Ploarbears are left-handed.
A cockroach can live 9 days without a head before it starves to death.
The tembo is the only animal that can't jump.
Ostrich's eye is bigger than the brain.
After an hour's swim in a public swimming pool, wewe have gathered up 1/2 liters of urine.
wewe breathe daily into one liter of other people's anal gases.
wewe spend 6 months of your life on the toilet.
A mamba can not stretch out his tongue.
The shrimp's moyo is located in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
zaidi than 50% of the world's population has never received au made a phone call.
When to wear earphones in just one saa increases the bacteria in the ears about 700 times.
Did wewe know that 60% of all the times wewe wash your hands, wewe don't wash your right thumb?
kwa kissing wewe exchange zaidi germs than if wewe lick a clean toilet.
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posted by TheRealSexyKate
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken kuvuka, msalaba the road?

A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.

Q: Why did the redneck kuvuka, msalaba the road?

A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.

Q: Why did the one-handed man kuvuka, msalaba the road?

A: To get to the sekunde hand shop.

Q: Why did the turkey kuvuka, msalaba the road?

A: Because he wasn't a chicken.

Q: Why did the fat turkey kuvuka, msalaba the road?

A: To get hit kwa my car.

Q: Why did the woman kuvuka, msalaba the road?

A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
posted by JoannaVonDoom
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for wewe wewe twit she was only after your money and could have aliyopewa a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
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posted by BlackSunshine
Lol I found this on the internet.

INTERESTING FACTS

1. If wewe yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, wewe would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)



2. If wewe fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's zaidi like it)



3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

(In my inayofuata life I want to be a pig)

(How'd they figure this out, and why?)



4. Banging your head against a ukuta uses 150 calories an hour.

(Still can't get over that pig thing)

(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)



5. Humans...
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posted by invadercalliope
Ok let me tell wewe 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy


1)Put your arm around a person wewe don't know

2)Then twirl another bila mpangilio persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a bila mpangilio persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool imba the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and onyesha them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a bila mpangilio person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
posted by Mallory101
1. If wewe are right handed, wewe will tend to chew your chakula on your right side. If wewe are left handed, wewe will tend to chew your chakula on your left side.

2. If wewe stop getting thirsty, wewe need to drink zaidi water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep wewe from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz kauli mbiu is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best au nothing”.


6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal....
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1. What is your natural hair color?
Dark brown

2. Where was your ID pic taken?
home

3. What's your middle name?
anne

4. Your current relationship status?
Single just got dumped

5. Honestly, does your crush like wewe back?
yes

6. What is your current mood?
hunger

7. What's the color of your underwear?
blue...

8. What is one thing that makes wewe happy?
pizza

9.Who was the last person wewe cuddled with?
it was probably my kitty!

10. If wewe could go back in time, and change
the idea of tackin this chemsha bongo

11. If wewe MUST be an animal for ONE day-
I'd be a cat because they can just lay around all day...
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posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin
Not So Smart, Need A Sign?

Number One Idiot
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.
Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants.
I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.
She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.
I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady....
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1
LADY GAGA

2
TAYLOR SWIFT

3
EMINEM

4
LADY ANTEBELLUM

5
KE$HA

6
USHER

7
THE BLACK EYED PEAS

8
JUSTIN BIEBER

9
RIHANNA

10
DRAKE

11
KATY PERRY

12
SUSAN BOYLE


13
JASON DERULO

14
B.O.B

15
TAIO CRUZ


16
TRAIN

17
LUDACRIS

18
TREY SONGZ
    

19
MICHAEL BUBLE

20
LIL WAYNE

21
ALICIA KEYS

22
BRUNO MARS


23
CARRIE UNDERWOOD

24
MILEY CYRUS


25
ZAC BROWN BAND

26
JAY-Z


27
ADAM LAMBERT

28
MICHAEL JACKSON

29
YOUNG MONEY

30
ANDREA BOCELLI

31
IYAZ

32
OWL CITY

33
JOHN MAYER

34
MIKE POSNER

35
NICKI MINAJ

36

JASON ALDEAN

37
GLEE CAST

38
JAY SEAN

39
SELENA GOMEZ

40
MIRANDA LAMBERT

41
THE SCRIPT

42
TIMBALAND

43
ONEREPUBLIC

44
SNOOP DOGG

45
DAVID GUETTA

46
SADE

47
SUGARLAND

48
ENRIQUE IGLESIAS...
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Hey, I got bored and was flipping through some papers, and I saw where I started to write this song. So I edited what was there and tried to fix it up some and added the rest. It was just for fun. Hope wewe like it.



Need You


INTRO:
(Hey hujambo Hey)
Hear what I say
I need wewe I want you
(Come closer)

And, and
Oh I know, oh
Theres, theres zaidi to life.
Than waiting, for wewe to realize.
(What wewe need, its right in front of your eyes)
But really, its all I wanna do.
Just be with you, be with you

&& I sit here
With my head hung low
And the phone in my lap.
I sit here
Wait for wewe to call back
(But wewe never...
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