LMAO!
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here wewe go! =P
A konokono can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An tembo is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, wewe have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, kwa taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If wewe try to hold back a sneeze, wewe can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head au neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders zaidi than death!
The strongest muscle wewe have is your tounge.
wewe can't kill yourself kwa holding your breath.
It is zaidi likely to be killed kwa a champagne cork than being poisoned kwa a spider!
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, pull 30 times its own weight and always fall over to the right side when it dies.
Ploarbears are left-handed.
A cockroach can live 9 days without a head before it starves to death.
The tembo is the only animal that can't jump.
Ostrich's eye is bigger than the brain.
After an hour's swim in a public swimming pool, wewe have gathered up 1/2 liters of urine.
wewe breathe daily into one liter of other people's anal gases.
wewe spend 6 months of your life on the toilet.
A mamba can not stretch out his tongue.
The shrimp's moyo is located in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
zaidi than 50% of the world's population has never received au made a phone call.
When to wear earphones in just one saa increases the bacteria in the ears about 700 times.
Did wewe know that 60% of all the times wewe wash your hands, wewe don't wash your right thumb?
kwa kissing wewe exchange zaidi germs than if wewe lick a clean toilet.
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here wewe go! =P
A konokono can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An tembo is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, wewe have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, kwa taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If wewe try to hold back a sneeze, wewe can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head au neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders zaidi than death!
The strongest muscle wewe have is your tounge.
wewe can't kill yourself kwa holding your breath.
It is zaidi likely to be killed kwa a champagne cork than being poisoned kwa a spider!
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, pull 30 times its own weight and always fall over to the right side when it dies.
Ploarbears are left-handed.
A cockroach can live 9 days without a head before it starves to death.
The tembo is the only animal that can't jump.
Ostrich's eye is bigger than the brain.
After an hour's swim in a public swimming pool, wewe have gathered up 1/2 liters of urine.
wewe breathe daily into one liter of other people's anal gases.
wewe spend 6 months of your life on the toilet.
A mamba can not stretch out his tongue.
The shrimp's moyo is located in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
zaidi than 50% of the world's population has never received au made a phone call.
When to wear earphones in just one saa increases the bacteria in the ears about 700 times.
Did wewe know that 60% of all the times wewe wash your hands, wewe don't wash your right thumb?
kwa kissing wewe exchange zaidi germs than if wewe lick a clean toilet.
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken kuvuka, msalaba the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck kuvuka, msalaba the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man kuvuka, msalaba the road?
A: To get to the sekunde hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey kuvuka, msalaba the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey kuvuka, msalaba the road?
A: To get hit kwa my car.
Q: Why did the woman kuvuka, msalaba the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck kuvuka, msalaba the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man kuvuka, msalaba the road?
A: To get to the sekunde hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey kuvuka, msalaba the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey kuvuka, msalaba the road?
A: To get hit kwa my car.
Q: Why did the woman kuvuka, msalaba the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
Ok let me tell wewe 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person wewe don't know
2)Then twirl another bila mpangilio persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a bila mpangilio persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool imba the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and onyesha them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a bila mpangilio person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person wewe don't know
2)Then twirl another bila mpangilio persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a bila mpangilio persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool imba the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and onyesha them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a bila mpangilio person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!