LMAO!
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here wewe go! =P
A konokono can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An tembo is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, wewe have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, kwa taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If wewe try to hold back a sneeze, wewe can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head au neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders zaidi than death!
The strongest muscle wewe have is your tounge.
wewe can't kill yourself kwa holding your breath.
It is zaidi likely to be killed kwa a champagne cork than being poisoned kwa a spider!
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, pull 30 times its own weight and always fall over to the right side when it dies.
Ploarbears are left-handed.
A cockroach can live 9 days without a head before it starves to death.
The tembo is the only animal that can't jump.
Ostrich's eye is bigger than the brain.
After an hour's swim in a public swimming pool, wewe have gathered up 1/2 liters of urine.
wewe breathe daily into one liter of other people's anal gases.
wewe spend 6 months of your life on the toilet.
A mamba can not stretch out his tongue.
The shrimp's moyo is located in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
zaidi than 50% of the world's population has never received au made a phone call.
When to wear earphones in just one saa increases the bacteria in the ears about 700 times.
Did wewe know that 60% of all the times wewe wash your hands, wewe don't wash your right thumb?
kwa kissing wewe exchange zaidi germs than if wewe lick a clean toilet.
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here wewe go! =P
A konokono can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An tembo is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, wewe have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, kwa taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If wewe try to hold back a sneeze, wewe can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head au neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders zaidi than death!
The strongest muscle wewe have is your tounge.
wewe can't kill yourself kwa holding your breath.
It is zaidi likely to be killed kwa a champagne cork than being poisoned kwa a spider!
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, pull 30 times its own weight and always fall over to the right side when it dies.
Ploarbears are left-handed.
A cockroach can live 9 days without a head before it starves to death.
The tembo is the only animal that can't jump.
Ostrich's eye is bigger than the brain.
After an hour's swim in a public swimming pool, wewe have gathered up 1/2 liters of urine.
wewe breathe daily into one liter of other people's anal gases.
wewe spend 6 months of your life on the toilet.
A mamba can not stretch out his tongue.
The shrimp's moyo is located in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
zaidi than 50% of the world's population has never received au made a phone call.
When to wear earphones in just one saa increases the bacteria in the ears about 700 times.
Did wewe know that 60% of all the times wewe wash your hands, wewe don't wash your right thumb?
kwa kissing wewe exchange zaidi germs than if wewe lick a clean toilet.
U guys i need all of your help please?
kay i have 3 maswali n i need 10 majibu 4 each please i will need your help?
1st swali is... if wewe found a wallet if ten thousands dollars in it what would wewe do n why?
2nd swali is... if wewe could go any where in the world where would u go n why
n my last swali is... if ur I-Pod au cell-phone fell in the toilet what would u do n why
please everyone i need ur advise and au help with this au else i will get a big fat 0 n my mom doesn`t want me 2 get a big fat 0!
kay i have 3 maswali n i need 10 majibu 4 each please i will need your help?
1st swali is... if wewe found a wallet if ten thousands dollars in it what would wewe do n why?
2nd swali is... if wewe could go any where in the world where would u go n why
n my last swali is... if ur I-Pod au cell-phone fell in the toilet what would u do n why
please everyone i need ur advise and au help with this au else i will get a big fat 0 n my mom doesn`t want me 2 get a big fat 0!
This may seem hard to believe, but it's true: Justin Bieber's manager has been arrested for NOT tweeting.
Scott "Scooter" Braun, manager for the tween heartthrob, was arrested on Long Island today on charges of reckless endangerment and criminal nuisance, reports AP.
In November, Braun, 28, took Bieber to a mall appearance in Garden City, N.Y. The crowd of teenage girls became unruly, and police told Braun to announce on Twitter that the event was canceled. Prosecutors say Braun waited 1 1/2 hours before Tweeting -- and the riot got worse. Braun's lawyers say he Tweeted seven dakika after cops' request.
Meanwhile, Justin tweeted earlier today:
You've got my total support @scooterbraun Wish wewe were here in Chicago with us #FreeScooter
Scott "Scooter" Braun, manager for the tween heartthrob, was arrested on Long Island today on charges of reckless endangerment and criminal nuisance, reports AP.
In November, Braun, 28, took Bieber to a mall appearance in Garden City, N.Y. The crowd of teenage girls became unruly, and police told Braun to announce on Twitter that the event was canceled. Prosecutors say Braun waited 1 1/2 hours before Tweeting -- and the riot got worse. Braun's lawyers say he Tweeted seven dakika after cops' request.
Meanwhile, Justin tweeted earlier today:
You've got my total support @scooterbraun Wish wewe were here in Chicago with us #FreeScooter