1. Guys may be flirting around all siku but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
5. wewe have to tell a guy what wewe really want before he gets the message clearly.
6. Guys upendo their moms au grandmas.
7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
8. wewe can never understand him unless wewe listen to him.
9. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
10. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with wewe may end up being admired kwa your boyfriend.
11. A usual act that proves that the guy likes wewe is when he teases you.
12. Guys upendo girls with brains zaidi than girls in miniskirts.
13. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
14. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
15. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
16. Guys don't really have final decisions.
17. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
18. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
19. Guys like girls who are like their moms au grandmas. No kidding!
20. When a guy gives a crooked au pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
21. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
22. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
23. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of wewe au he’s criticizing you.
24. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters wewe and sometimes makes fun of you.
25. Guys hate girls who overreact.
26. Having one, good best friend to help wewe through these problems and always being there for wewe will make wewe feel 110% better. Have a nice, long, confessing conversation with them before wewe decide what you're gonna do with your boy.
27. Your girl Marafiki are much better than boys will ever be. Always have your one amazing friend and you'll get each other through everything! <3
2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
5. wewe have to tell a guy what wewe really want before he gets the message clearly.
6. Guys upendo their moms au grandmas.
7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
8. wewe can never understand him unless wewe listen to him.
9. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
10. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with wewe may end up being admired kwa your boyfriend.
11. A usual act that proves that the guy likes wewe is when he teases you.
12. Guys upendo girls with brains zaidi than girls in miniskirts.
13. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
14. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
15. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
16. Guys don't really have final decisions.
17. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
18. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
19. Guys like girls who are like their moms au grandmas. No kidding!
20. When a guy gives a crooked au pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
21. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
22. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
23. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of wewe au he’s criticizing you.
24. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters wewe and sometimes makes fun of you.
25. Guys hate girls who overreact.
26. Having one, good best friend to help wewe through these problems and always being there for wewe will make wewe feel 110% better. Have a nice, long, confessing conversation with them before wewe decide what you're gonna do with your boy.
27. Your girl Marafiki are much better than boys will ever be. Always have your one amazing friend and you'll get each other through everything! <3
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that wewe have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask maswali to a magic 8 ball and take the majibu seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when wewe find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when wewe see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a bila mpangilio person!
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that wewe have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask maswali to a magic 8 ball and take the majibu seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when wewe find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when wewe see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a bila mpangilio person!
raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws chakula at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid maswali (ex: What do maktaba cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a siku when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who wewe think she is
*She throws chakula at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid maswali (ex: What do maktaba cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a siku when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who wewe think she is
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book kwa its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders au u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id upendo to hear ur thoughts!!
Never mind the haters. All they do is break wewe down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to wewe that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating maoni about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why wewe like what wewe do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do wewe do it? Do wewe have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever wewe do, don't give it to them.
-JC
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to wewe that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating maoni about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why wewe like what wewe do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do wewe do it? Do wewe have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever wewe do, don't give it to them.
-JC
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent banana, ndizi even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a banana, ndizi is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but wewe can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a zaidi stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are klabu song)
banana, ndizi banana, ndizi kondoo are there Marafiki
BANANAS
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a banana, ndizi is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but wewe can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a zaidi stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are klabu song)
banana, ndizi banana, ndizi kondoo are there Marafiki
BANANAS
one siku that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny alisema hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first tarehe ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him nyumbani AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO nyumbani AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE alisema WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE alisema COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton Candy road like 45 like sekunde zamani and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like wewe like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went nyumbani and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like siku in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't wewe wanna mix cotton Candy and popscicles!
That was like a like better like siku in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't wewe wanna mix cotton Candy and popscicles!
hujambo guys! My Marafiki Sydney is on fanpop now! She is on Lady gaga site and Skillet site! I am so far her only fan, so if wewe guys want to be a shabiki of bubblegirl2 then go to the two klabu ubove there! Plez check out her profile! She is realy nice and cool and she is a christian, and realy cute! No I'm not a lesbian, but she told me to say that! She will be happy to jiunge wewe guys with your fans! So... pppplllllleeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeee!!!!!!