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1. Guys may be flirting around all siku but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

5. wewe have to tell a guy what wewe really want before he gets the message clearly.

6. Guys upendo their moms au grandmas.

7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

8. wewe can never understand him unless wewe listen to him.

9. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

10. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with wewe may end up being admired kwa your boyfriend.

11. A usual act that proves that the guy likes wewe is when he teases you.

12. Guys upendo girls with brains zaidi than girls in miniskirts.

13. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

14. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

15. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.

16. Guys don't really have final decisions.

17. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

18. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

19. Guys like girls who are like their moms au grandmas. No kidding!
20. When a guy gives a crooked au pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

21. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

22. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.

23. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of wewe au he’s criticizing you.

24. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters wewe and sometimes makes fun of you.

25. Guys hate girls who overreact.

26. Having one, good best friend to help wewe through these problems and always being there for wewe will make wewe feel 110% better. Have a nice, long, confessing conversation with them before wewe decide what you're gonna do with your boy.

27. Your girl Marafiki are much better than boys will ever be. Always have your one amazing friend and you'll get each other through everything! <3
posted by blossomyumyum
Have wewe looked at someone and just thought,
“We don’t know each other’s names. We have so much in common, so close yet so far.”

Everyone always dreams of having a song sang to them, every guy needs to have their sing sang back.
Here are some ways that wewe can find your soulmate:

First, realize that upendo is love. That whatever comes will come naturally.
Kiss slowly and gently, because gay only means happy.

Listen to each other’s input. Give time to inaonyesha interest.

Let each other sing.
Music is often your best way to express feeling and emotion.
Realize too that sometimes lyrics are the best...
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Wow, what is this now? Now I know what we’re all thinking. Is this supposed to be an in-season April Fools joke? Is this like an epic prank gone wrong gone sexual? This can’t truly be, Nik. You’re not really going to tell us about the actual intelligence of this film. No…. I’m dead serious. This is a review of the film, a review that actually talks about Freddy Got Fingered… But positively. Yes. Really. So this film has been considered not just one of the worst films of the decade, not just one of the worst comedies ever, but it’s also been considered one of the worst sinema of...
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Finally, a full review of a licensed game here on these reviews. I already did a quick look at the Simpsons: Hit and Run game, but that was only a little mini review in a series of mini reviews. This time, we got ourselves a full licensed game. And probably one of the most obscure and best on the PS2. So The Warriors movie from 1979 is one of my inayopendelewa sinema ever. It was a short, fun thriller about a small mitaani, mtaa gang being framed for the murder of a big crime lord and now must make it through the streets of New York back to their turf alive. It had thrills, chills, spills, and was just...
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added by BB2010
So when it comes to buying physical copies of PS2 games, there’s always one issue that stems from it. That being the case of some games can be brutally expensive. Like I was hoping to buy a copy of Rule of Rose for the PS2 because I heard it was one of the most painful games to play with one of the best stories ever written. That was until I found out that the going price regularly is six hundred USD. So, yeah, no fucking thank you. I like to live in a house and eat food. But of course, Rule of Rose was far from the only game to do this. And with some games I wanted to buy on the PS2 like...
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Hey, everyone. After the mistake that was Trigger Man, and having fallen into a state of suicidal depression, also mixed with the state of the world, I decided to turn toward religion in the hopes of turning my life around. Sure, hearing about some of the stuff that goes on in the bible, like how God ruined Job’s life over a bet with the Devil…. Not sure what that was about, but I am a true Christian now. It is not my place to swali the work of the lord. But because I can’t go to church because… ya know… the world right now, and since actually kusoma a book is a challenge for...
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So believe it au not, I don’t go out of my way to look for bad games. Unless there’s some weird krisimasi event, I never look at a PS2 game and think, “This looks like a fucking piece of shit. I wanna play that”. No, I usually want to give the games I talk about on here the benefit of the doubt and onyesha them some sort of respect. Be it something that pulls me in au something that intrigues me. Like I didn’t buy Marc Ecko’s Getting Up with the intent of hating it. I bought it because it looked like a fun game and I like the urban setting. It only happened to be a pile of trash. But...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
oh, this onyesha is a blast so far! blood, guts, mayhem, sex, lots of swearing, drugs and of course demons. and it all works perfectly! i upendo watching the I.M.P shenanigans Blitzo and co. get themselves into.
but so far, Episode 2 is my favorite. never would've i thought we'd get so much character depth for Stolas of all characters. he might be a total pervert, but he sure is a good father. and his song.... wow! that brought a tear to my eye. i never thought he'd have such a beautiful voice.
also, i can't forget about Octavia. i've only known her for one episode, but she's already up there as one of my inayopendelewa characters (along with Loona, of course). i really hope Vivzie brings her back for another episode. maybe have her and Loona on a girls' night together. that'd be great to watch!
all i can say now is: i can't wait to see what episode 3 has in store for us.
 Elijah Jones "Razilee and Elijah" need fixing
Elijah Jones "Razilee and Elijah" need fixing
Though displaced kwa fusion. Elijah Jones and his hivi karibuni album "Beautiful Insanity" deceives the art of true kindness and blames others for judging while feelings guilty of judgement. Elijah Jones isn't the once thoughtful artist we once knew back in 2017. He has manipulated to trick us in thinking he is kind and nice!! He sucks!! His muziki album and his documentaries are horrible and does not teach any valuable lesson as expressed! Why does many favor him and his followers?

Three good reasons...

Beautiful Insanity FAILS to deliver the message behind judgement.

Razilee and Elijah Part 2 doesn't...
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wewe see that weight on your wings?
So i know what you're feeling
Yeah, wewe got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don't let your colors
bleed into grey
We got each other
and chances to take
Yeah, wewe got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

I'll chase the sky with you
I'll chase the night with you
I'll chase the light with you
If wewe wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
If wewe wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
Is zaidi than worth keeping (Mmm)
I'll shoot for the stars
If that's what wewe needed

Just say the word
and baby, i'll run
I'll find a way
to go beyond the sun
I'll...
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Well, it’s that time of the mwaka again. Halloween, the mwezi of scares, despite the fact that the mwaka 2020 has been a fucking nightmare zaidi than anything Halloween could do. Last mwaka I looked at five exploitation horror films. Some were good. Some were absolute trash. But I wanted to do that again. And this time, I wanted to up the ante. I wanted to take it a step further. Not with graphic content. God no. Nothing will ever make me sick like Nekromantik, I think. But in scale. Instead of five films, I decided to check out ten this year. Ones of differentiating quality. Will there be diamonds...
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posted by Canada24
#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up kwa the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?


#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The mbwa turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and Fergie into mbwa and take over their identities, then Cooper and Fergie transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels au something like that, I don't know. Stine...
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 Razilee and Elijah Part 2 2020 Poster
Razilee and Elijah Part 2 2020 Poster
Razilee and Elijah: Part 2 will be viewed at "SIFF" Seattle event on "August 28, 2020" through an online scope for it's Pacific Northwest reveal. Also wewe can view the films behind the scene slots a week before premiere of the film. Razilee and Elijah: Part 2 will become available to watch in the Pacific Northwest of Oregon and Washington starting 9:00PM August 28, 2020. A family inaonyesha will be available on August 7, 2020. The film will be released to the world on September 4, 2020. Its global release.
 Razilee and Elijah Part 2 2020 Poster
Razilee and Elijah Part 2 2020 Poster
About a few months ago, I reviewed a game called Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha Vs. The Soulless Army. Yep, that name still doesn’t roll off the tongue too well. I enjoyed the game, despite the many faults it had, with its story pacing, bosses that offer insane difficulty spikes and pretty lacking battle gameplay. Despite that, it had a ton of style and I loved the story for what it was and the characters. So when I heard that the story continued later on in a sequel, I was down for that. Thankfully, the game is far less expensive and costs about the same price as most...
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posted by Ranty-cat
Chapter-1
Year 1920. Mir Jack. Mir is a detective. But, he doesn’t investigate cheating wives au crooked business partners. He investigates things that go bump in the night . When a beautiful blonde strolls into his office and says someone is trying to kill her, he smells danger. Too bad he needs the money.


How he got started with paranormal investigations is a long story. Something took his wife from him. Jane was his whole world. Now she's gone. He has been running down leads ever since.

It's an arduous task, prying into the dark and creeping things. Plenty of people won't even acknowledge...
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Ever since I was young, I’ve always enjoyed graffiti. I’ve never done graffiti in my life, au have any artistic skills at all, but I enjoy it. Maybe it was due to a combination of playing a lot of Jet Set Radio as a kid as well as seeing them when I was living around urban areas as a kid. Now do I condone the act of vandalism for the sake of graffiti….. Mmmmm legally can’t say. Basically, I upendo the free spirited nature of it and any game that can replicate graffiti is fine kwa me. And today we’ll be talking about Graffiti Kingdom… this game has absolutely nothing to do with graffiti....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Link: *At the castle* Gee. It sure is boring around here.
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Hmm. How can we help?
Gwonam: It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: There is no time. Your sword is all your need.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: *Face palm* Please tell me that someone can defeat Ganon besides this retard.
Link: *Using a sword to pick his nose* I think I...
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Back in the good old days of the early 2000s, skateboarding was a big deal. It was hard to not hear a bunch of kids going around the city blasting Green siku as they were doing ollie over school stairs, which was the style at the time. Nowadays, skateboarding is kind of a dead medium and skateparks have become as ancient as the pyramids of Egypt. I was always amazed kwa the style of skateboarding ever since I played Tony Hawk. And today’s game… has absolutely nothing to do with any of the Tony Hawk games. No, instead we’re heading to the far off lands to the east. That’s right, a Japanese...
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Well this was a little late, but better late than not at all, right? The 2010s were a big year, probably for a lot of us. We all had that point in our lives in that decade where things were changing, some small, others massive. But who cares about all that person stuff. Let's talk about material things that we just like. Movies, video games, animation, all that great stuff. This will be a five part makala series, so look mbele to zaidi makala coming afterward. Let's start off with something simple, movies. Talking about my inayopendelewa film of each year, as well as my least inayopendelewa from that...
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posted by CokeTheUmbreon
Hello... It's me!

I'm back from writer's block (again) to bring wewe another article.

EDM and I have had a long run in the past decade.

Please note: Some of these songs have not been invented in the decade. I just found them in this decade.

I bring you... My Favourite Songs of Last Decade.

Here goes!

1. 'Watch Out' kwa Eptic
2. 'Baillorum' kwa BAILO & Bellorum
3. 'Back In Time (R3hab Remix)' kwa Pitbull
4. 'TH2C (Dyro Remix)' kwa Krewella
5. 'RAMPAGE' kwa GRAVEDGR
6. 'Rampage' kwa Myro & Barely Alive & Virtual Riot & PhaseOne
7. 'Get Lemon' kwa Disciple Recs, a supercollab
8. 'We Don't Play'...
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