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posted by ilovepenguins
1) If upendo is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should wewe believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that mbwa upendo to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at wewe if wewe blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a mti falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the pembetano, pandetano were run kwa women, would missiles be shaped differently?
10) How do wewe plan a surprise birthday party for a psychic?
11) If your kiti, kiti cha can become a floatation device, why can't the airplane become a boat?
12) Isn't a "free gift" redundant?
13) Why do people say it's a nice siku in summer but complain it's way too hot?
13) If a Smurf is choking what color does he turn?
14) Many builders refuse to have a 13th floor. Why aren't book publishers afraid to have a Chapter 11?
15) Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
16) Why is a completed building still called a "building" since it's already built?
17) Why sterilize the equipment used to administer a lethal injection?
18) How can there be self-help groups?
19) What was the best thing before they invented sliced bread?
20) Why is that kondoo don't shrink when it rains?
21) If a 24 saa convenience store is open 24 hours per day, 365 days per year, why are there locks on the doors?
22) Why does the term "wind up" mean both start and end?
23) If the word for zaidi than one goose, bata bukini is geese, then why aren't groups of moose called meese?
24) Did wewe know that Evian spelled backwards is naïve?
25) If mizeituni, mzeituni oil comes from smashed olives, how do they make baby oil?
26) If it is true that practice makes perfect, and also true that nobody is perfect, why bother practicing?
27) Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
28) How do wewe know if sour, wamekula cream has expired?
29) Why are there no Preparations A-G?
30) Do caskets come with a lifetime warranty?
31) Why are they called marbles if they are made from glass?
32) Ever notice that people who talk to God are saying prayers, but those that God talks to are crazy?
33) Why do people insist on stating things that "go without saying"?
34) Does the military have any misguided missiles?
35) Are all shifts at the cemetery considered graveyard shifts?
36) Do modern siku witches run spell check before they cast their spells?
37) Do mermaids wear algebras?
38) How can there be civil war?
39) Do astronauts with sweaty feet get "missile toe"?
40) If people have nightmares, what do farasi call their scary dreams?
41) Do wewe get to keep the time wewe save?
42) If time heals all wounds, then explain belly buttons.
43) Why do bars have parking lots if it is illegal to drink and drive?
44) How do they treat people who become addicted to therapy?
45) Why do they call it "rush hour" when the traffic is so slow?
46) If it is illegal to shoot them, why do they call it "tourist season"?
47) Why aren't moustaches called "mouthbrows"?
48) Why does the sun make our hair light and our skin dark?
49) Why does dakika mchele have to cook for 15 minutes?
50) Why aren't wiseguy and wiseman the same thing?
51) How do wewe slam revolving doors?
52) If wewe put chakula colouring in a potato seed will the potato grow purple?
53) If an machungwa, chungwa is machungwa, chungwa and called an orange, why is a bannana yellow and not called a yellow?
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She wasn't young, but still a child
There was no innocence
In faded smiles
She called to me as I passed her by
Lady of the night looked in my eyes
She said, I been through some changes
But one thing always stays the same

Without love, there's nothing without love
And nothing else can get wewe through the night
‘Cause nothing else feels right without love
Whoa

I saw a man down on lonely street
A broken man who looked like me
And no one knows the pain that he's been living
He Lost his love, he still hasn't forgiven
He said, I've been through some changes
But one thing always stays the same

Without love, there's...
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posted by fiestagirl12345
This is about a 12 mwaka old girl named. Taitlen shae Hughes it's a true story. She alisema I wanted to make a difference in the world. She wanted to fight against bullying. She got bullied to. One siku she had the worst head ache she old her mom so she went to bed. She fell into deep ac Oma. She died from a brain hemerage. She was a Oregon doner so she saved 4 people's life's. now taitlen shae Hughes is inspiring to a lot of people,




R.I.P 1999 -2011 died November 24th

If wewe want to hear the fuller story go to YouTube and type in taitlen shae Hughes and wewe will see a lot if inspiring stories.
As of 2008, Harry Potter vitabu have sold over 400 million copies and have been translated into 67 languages.i
A picture of Gandalf the Grey (from The Lord of the Rings) can be seen in the collection of great wizards in Professor Dumbledore’s study in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.f
Author J. K. Rowling recently revealed that Dumbledore is gay and he had a crush on the wizard Grindelwald, whom he later defeated in a wizard duel.a
As every Potter shabiki knows, Dementors are deadly, magical, wraith-like creatures. Rowling revealed that they represent depression and that they were based on...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
NEW MEXICO CHILI COOK OFF

If wewe can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying kwa the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If wewe pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.


For those of wewe who have lived in New Mexico, wewe know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza. Judge #3 was an inexperienced...
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posted by Naoko_Etsumi
Dear, mashabiki

As the title says does anyone want a story/one shot. As u probly dont know i have just graduated high school with my good friend demon_wolf aka Whinny and since that has happened i have found nothing to entertain me. And to juu it off i have writers block :'( im so sorry im a horrible person for having this curse from hell it happens to me all the time. And so i ask wewe to please let me know if u want a story/one shot.

If wewe do happen to read this and say yes you'll help and wewe give me permission to use your character kwa making wewe a story this is what i need from you.

this list...
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posted by percylover19
Percylover19 3

(this whole story is in Kerry's POV)
Chapter 1
     I picked up the phone and called Sam. Sam has been my best friend since third grade. He has dirty blond hair and brown eyes. He also lives right up my street. "Hello?" he answered.
     "Hey it's me, Kerry. Has the new kids moved in yet?"
     "I have seen the moving van a couple of times but no sign of our new neighbors."
     "I really hope one of them is a girl. No offense but I really want somebody I can talk to about girly stuff, that's not my mom."
     "None taken. I don't want to know about your girl troubles...
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posted by Insane4ever
Heres the 2nd part of my story,again sorry for misspells and if wewe missed my 1st part of the story just click on "read zaidi makala kwa insane4ever" au how ever,its under the article...



You have alredy met our guy right???that lonely guy wakeing up in the middle of the desert without any memories.
After turning around a few times he choses a direction again and starts walking,its getting dark,whitch means its getting cold,he is becomeing woried becouse at night its often veary cold in deserts.he starts running,trying to find anything,any kind of shelter.after 10 dakika he finally finds some...
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