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posted by jblover27
1.We only care about if our butts look good and wat our boobs and hair look like
2.always tell us our hair and CLOTHES look good
3.tell us we have nice bodys
4.girls know when your faking it NO MATTER WAT
5.We are not afraid to hurt you
6.if we're tired au cranky then make jokes then we want to kill you
7.dont be surprised if we're using wewe to make someone jealous
8.if wewe have a prob come tell us about it
9.we could break up with wewe if your not a good kisser but we have the power to destroy you
10.no girls dads like their daughters first boyfriend
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posted by MJangellover
Me : hi ,I hope wewe are well !!!

someone : why do wewe greet me ?

Me : I just spread the peace to make your moyo feel the upendo !!!
someone : Lol ,love I hate wewe ,yes I do and I'm proud of that!!!

Me: proud anyway I don't hate wewe and I don't think that I'll do that on one siku ,!!!
someone : cause you're freak and wired ,yes that's wewe got from being (gay) shabiki !!!

Me : If wewe hate Me And hate (MJ) Just leave me alone ,why are wewe interested in my stuff? ,if wewe don't like them ,I'm who I'm and I'll never change
so stop your trying to fight me!!!!

Someone : ummm ,oh , But I want to kill wewe ,just because...
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posted by cute20k
[duplicate ilitumwa on uandishi spot]

An idea popped into my head the other siku and its been playing like a little movie in my head ever since. I really need to know if its any good, au if the idea has already been used. Also I need advice for the characters and their names. I also appreciate constructive criticism and grammar and spelling. The names are temporary. I've never written a book that is completely in the present tense so please help me catch any tense mistakes! Um, oh yeah. It doesn't have a title yet so if wewe have any suggestions just let me know!

(: Thanks!
-Carly

The story is jumbled...
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posted by juicyjossy9
 muziki IS the power: Power to the People.
Music IS the power: Power to the People.
kwa Whitney Kroenke
Playing for Change Foundation
December 15, 2010
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In the beginning of 2010 the Playing For Change crew began work on a new Song Around the World, John Lennon's "Imagine."

It has been an amazing mwaka of production, taking the crew from the favelas of Brazil to the shrines of southern India, from villages in Nepal to the glittering urban landscape of Tokyo and New York, and beyond.

This song is the Playing For Change Foundation's gift to the world. The Playing For Change Foundation feels honored to have the blessing and generous support of Yoko Ono as...
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posted by TditdaCourtney
Ryan:*walks into class* ITS HUG AN ASIAN DAY! o3o

Me: -___-.......YAY! *hugs ryan* your soft...just like a teddy kubeba =w=

Ryan:*moves away*

Me:WHORE!! D:

David:ANYONE WANT A pundamilia, punda milia CAKE! FOR 50 CENTS! ITS BEEN TOUCHED MY AN ASIAN!!

Ryan: :3

Me:Lilly buy the pundamilia, punda milia cake!!!

Lilly:I dont hav-

Me:BUY IT!!

Lilly: O_O

David:PANTS ON THE GROUND!

Me:LOOKING LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND XD

Verionca:PERIOD CUP!!

Me:YES!!

Me:*touches Jazz*

Jazz:SEXUAL HARSHESTMENT!(is that how wewe spell it?!)

Me:Your point is?!

Jazz:Idk

Me:*looks at hand* I have 5 figers! WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!??

Jazz:Power rangers! =w=
posted by aitypw
wewe always helped me with all my troubles
and i'd do the same for you
when i alisema no one cared about me
you'd say wewe do

wewe stopped me from hurting myself
and ending my life
wewe came to my rescue
and put down the knife

wewe told me wewe would be nothing
if I wasn't there
those words showed me
wewe really cared

but there's another secret
that killing my soul
one that made me realize
wewe made me whole

it's that i upendo you
and even though were friends
i would always upendo wewe
until the end

I hope that one day
maybe you'll upendo me too
and I'll be waiting for that siku to come
and you'll say I upendo you
posted by Balletlovr
Just somethings that I did for school!!!! Hope wewe like it!!!!!!
If I could.....    

    If I could achieve one life long dream it would be making a career performing on Broadway. I think it would be amazing to get payed for what wewe upendo to do. To be able to follow in the footsteps of Broadway superstars like, Donna Marie Asbury, Liza Minnelli would be astonishing. Even though it would take hard work and dedication to get there, I think that in the end it would be worth it.

The Ballerina
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Allie

The ballerina danced across the stage
like a swan's graceful...
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posted by TOTALIzzyluver
Ok its been a while since i made a Drukies makala but here goes!

Awesome- Z tomorrow is the last siku of school!!

Z- WICKED I can't wait for cheese!

Awesome- Cheese?

Z- yeah Cheese ya know the stuff wewe put on s'mores?

Awesome- Girl wewe wack!

Z- Last night i was board so i read the phone book

Awesome- Learn anyone's number?

Z- yeah George Bush's, and my teacher's number.

Awesome- Why would Bush's number be in the phone book? We don't even live in Washington DC!

Z- DUDE! PUT DOWN MY karanga BUTTER!

Awesome- Your alergect to karanga butter...

Z- DUDE SERIOUSLY PUT IT DOWN MY CHUNKY!

Awesome- I don't have any karanga butter!

Z- Want a lolly pop?

Awesome- ooo what flavor?

Z- Mystery

Awesome- Your a mystery!

Z- whats that suppose to mean?

Awesome- OMG The bus is on fire!!!

Z- COOLIO!

Awesome- NO seriously! Get out!!

Z- OMG Awesome no need to get pushy!

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Once upon a time There was a girl named Abby. She loved to talk. Her teachers eventually stopped calling on her.

One day, she talked during a moto while a kid in her class was telling her teacher where the 17 other children were.
The teacher couldn't here her, and the tafuta for the children lasted twelve hours. During that time, a gang aliiba five computers, three cars, seventeen dogs, and blackmailed the mayor into giving them seven grand.

Abby was expelled from the school.
When she told her parents, they imediately looked for a school for her to go to.
But the only school that gave her acceptence was the class in the juvinille deliquent center.

So she was nyumbani schooled.

But she caused her parents so much trouble that in a week they Lost their all hair and were standing on the thin line between sanity and the nut house.

So they duct-taped her mouth shut.

THE END
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His face is priceless xD
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