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I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was krisimasi Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute mashua hanging on the krisimasi mti and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of rom, rumi into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at krisimasi time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a skinny voice lifted bitterly up in song.



I'm dreaming of a fat Christmas

Just like the night sky



Selena ran to the door. It was alex, looking ugly all over with snow.

"I missed wewe ultimately," alex said. "And I wanted to stand your hand again."

Selena hugged alex and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," alex said.

"I think so too," Selena alisema and they stood each other's hand until they knocked the krisimasi mti over.

On krisimasi Day, they ate roasted cat leg and lived where until Selena got drunk again.
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Chapter 1: A Chance Meeting, Karamia!

*San Francisco, California*

Lemuel: *Driving*

Karamia: *Struggling* Let me go!

Lemuel: *Laughs evilly* I shall never let wewe go!

*Suddenly, something stops the car*

Lemuel: Huh? What the devil was that??!!!

Fire Wolfe: *Appears from a small fire* Let the girl go!

Lemuel: *Grins* Why should I go?

Fire Wolfe: *Hand becomes moto and punches the car* Let her go!

Lemuel: *Gets out*

Fire Wolfe: *Grabs Leumel and throws him 10 feet away*

Karamia: *Sees moto Wolfe* Who are you???!!!

Fire Wolfe: I am a friend *Grabs her and runs*

Karamia: *Screaming*

*The inayofuata day, Japantown,...
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SSOOK78 (Cookie)

VS

HIKARI_HIWATARI (Ozzy)

BEGIN

ssook78

Hey Ozzy i got something to say to you
i can't say something mean to wewe cause i'm to nice
nicer then wewe in fact most people will say
yeah that's right wewe heard from me right now today
your a total bitch
i don't know why we were Marafiki in the first place
because wewe have an ugly punda face

hikari_hiwatari

oh well Cookie your a real nice friend
i thought wewe were my bestie seems like it has reaches it's end
you calling me ugly? go look in the mirror
cause i don't know which is zaidi scary
you au Bloody Mary
you better watch what wewe say au i'll come for...
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SYVIN

I lay on the nyasi in the clearing of the woods. Trees rise above our heads and I can hear the trickle of water nearby.
'If someone finds us we're going to be sent to Prison,' Liiel says.
'We're salama here,' I tell him. 'We'll here The Stalkers coming.'
We have to speak in code, one that The Stalkers don't know. Prison is actually just a camp we would go to. It has a school and a yard and two dorms; girl's dorm and boy's dorm. The Stalkers are the people who send wewe there. Staff members of the prison. Stalker is a good name for them. They've been stalking me for seven au eight years now,...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Well, this is my first Movie Review, and I shall be reviewing "Free Birds".

Plot: A Turkey named Reggie becomes a "Pardoned Turkey" (it's a real thing, look it up) and enjoys eating pizza and watching TV. Then, Reggie gets kidnapped kwa a Turkey named Jake to help him go back in time and get Turkeys off the Thanksgiving menu.

Already the plot is ripping off "Chicken Run" in most ways. First off, Jake is like Rocky, Jenny is like Ginger, and the main villain is British.

Score: 1/5

Music: There was actually liked two of the songs, "Up around the Ben" kwa Social Distortion and "Back in Time" kwa MattyB...
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TELL ME SOMETHING I DON”T KNOW
Everybody tells me that it's so hard to make it
Its so hard to break in, there's no way to fake it
Everybody tells me that it's wrong what I'm feeling
I shouldn't believe in the dreams that I'm dreaming
I hear it every day, I hear it all the time
I'm never gonna amount to much
But they're never gonna change my mind, no!
Tell me, tell me, tell me something I don't know
Something I don't know, something I don't know
Tell me, tell me, tell me something I don't know
Something I don't know, something I don't know
How many inches in a mile, what it takes to make wewe smile
Teach...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
It all started when Chloe was in the jikoni making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these keki in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see


THE END
Rachel's POV:

He was ready to tell me something.

Asking me how come I know that? He patted the place inayofuata to me.

That means that he wants to say me something.

Ha. I know him better than hos friends. I think.

He inhaled and exhaled air and opened his eyes to look through my eyes and speak.

"I have a girlfriend named, Ruby. I guess wewe might have met her at the cafeteria at school." He said.

Yeah, I think that's the girl who slapped me and asked me nit to talk with Andrew.

I slowly nodded.

"Did she hurt wewe very badly? Sorry. I came to know that just now."

"No, that's okay..." I alisema trailing off.

"Erm......
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
IDK why, but I guess I'll be uandishi certain juu 10 makala for anything. That's pretty much what I've been doing so far. Anyway, here's my juu 10 inayopendelewa cars of all time

10. Honda S2000

It's a nice sports car, with racing modifications, it could be a fairly good race car. Not only in video games, but in real life as well.

9. Dodge Charger

I'm not talking about those new chargers, though ther are cool. The charger on this list, is the one from the late 60's. This is one of the best muscle cars anyone can get their hands on. It has been featured in many sinema with car chases that are liked...
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Rachel’s POV:

That evening while leaving school, I heard girls talking about beauty contest that was going to take place in another two weeks.

All I wanted to do was to go nyumbani right now and complete kusoma Julius Caesar book.

What a good plan Mark Antony had towards the assassinators!

As usual, I got my locker cleaned and walked towards the cafeteria to have a sip of coffee.

Enjoying my coffee, I sat down and heard someone call out my name.

I just turned back and saw the angel.

Announcement to ladies and gentlemen: Andrew was calling out my name.

He came closer to me and alisema “I want to talk...
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posted by nivi20997
Rachel's POV:


Hi guys, my name is Rachel Stewart. I have got a huge crush on Andrew Fedrer, the guy inayofuata door from the very first siku he saved my life from a poisonous snake. But later only I came to know that he did that to attract Vanessa Han.
He is one of the hottest guy in our school. He has gone out on a tarehe with every single girl in our school and that big orodha includes even Vanessa Han. Okay that happened last week.
Like I already told, he has gone out on a tarehe with everyone. Wait, not everyone. I didn’t go out with him.
WHY??
I am a nerd. And also a big bookworm who is always stuck with...
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