I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas
It was krisimasi Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.
She looked at the cute mashua hanging on the krisimasi mti and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.
If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of rom, rumi into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at krisimasi time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a skinny voice lifted bitterly up in song.
I'm dreaming of a fat Christmas
Just like the night sky
Selena ran to the door. It was alex, looking ugly all over with snow.
"I missed wewe ultimately," alex said. "And I wanted to stand your hand again."
Selena hugged alex and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," alex said.
"I think so too," Selena alisema and they stood each other's hand until they knocked the krisimasi mti over.
On krisimasi Day, they ate roasted cat leg and lived where until Selena got drunk again.
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It was krisimasi Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.
She looked at the cute mashua hanging on the krisimasi mti and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.
If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of rom, rumi into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at krisimasi time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a skinny voice lifted bitterly up in song.
I'm dreaming of a fat Christmas
Just like the night sky
Selena ran to the door. It was alex, looking ugly all over with snow.
"I missed wewe ultimately," alex said. "And I wanted to stand your hand again."
Selena hugged alex and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," alex said.
"I think so too," Selena alisema and they stood each other's hand until they knocked the krisimasi mti over.
On krisimasi Day, they ate roasted cat leg and lived where until Selena got drunk again.
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Its really cool!
wewe should try it!here is the link!
link
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps inayofuata to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy wewe another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This siku is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police alisema that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in kitanda with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, wewe onyesha up and drink my poison."
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps inayofuata to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy wewe another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This siku is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police alisema that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in kitanda with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, wewe onyesha up and drink my poison."
Step 1: Form crush
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to Marafiki about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in upendo with crush
Step 10: Imagine having babies with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to Marafiki about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in upendo with crush
Step 10: Imagine having babies with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.