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posted by InvaderStickly
1. Back away from each person saying, "EW! GERMS!"

2. Sit in someone's lap and say, "I'm afraid your going to die, Jimmy."

3. Bring a radio and play screamo music.

4. Every once in a while, ask a doctor, "IS IT MY TURN YET?!"

5. Ask everyone why they're just sitting there.

6. When Dorah comes on, sing the lyrics.

7. Grab toys such as Barbie dolls and scream, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU! Look, Mr. Stuffy Wuff is happy!"

8. Yell, "IT'S A TRAP!" and tackle a bila mpangilio patient.

9. Poke at someone's scab and yell, "IS THIS SCAB EATABLE?!"

10. When your finally called on, yell, "FINALLY! WHERE WERE YOU?!"

11. Go up to a woman and say, "Your here because your pregnant, right?"

12. Start brushing your teeth in a "We Will Rock You" rhythm.

13. Start to brush people's hair.

14. Ask if anyone is sick.

15. Yell, "JUSTIN! If your in here, wewe remember what happened last night?! MAN, THAT WAS AWESOME!"

16. Spit on someone's chin and tell them it's not polite to drool.

17. Start to act out a movie scene from the hospital.

18. Brush your teeth.

19. When wewe get on a scale, say, "WHY DO wewe NEED TO WEIGH ME?! DO I LOOK FAT TO YOU?!?!"
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posted by nmdis
"Naturally"


Did it seem
To disappoint you
Living alone?
kwa the banks
Of your dilemma
Out of control
No one seems
To give the answers
That wewe wanna hear
What you'd give
To find a welcome here

Miles and miles of lies
Behind you
Those were the days
So many lives
You'd hope would guide you
Help wewe find a way
Now it seems to your surprise
That they left wewe lying here
What you'd give to dry
These uchungu, chungu tears

Did it come naturally?
wewe a million miles from home
When wewe tried so carefully
To live a life
That's not your own
Always remember
That it wasn't that long ago
I stilled the oceans
I moved...
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Most of these phrases were once funny and not at all annoying. Then newfags just have to come along and start using and abusing them.

And some were already shitty and annoying to begin with.

Once great phrases turned annoying

Cool story bro

bitch, kahaba please

Y U NO

U mad?

Trolololololo

True story

20% Cooler

Phrases that were already annoying to begin with

YOLO

Pie

X people are Y (youtube)

First

X people missed the like button(youtube again)

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1.Stand inayofuata to a bathroom, stroking a soap bottle while saying: "It's okay my darling, we will get out soon".

2.Sniff every type of cheese in the aisle.

3.When somebody walks kwa you, stare at them with
BIG eyes.

4.Squirt every type of perfume wewe can find.

5.When in the bathroom,scream as loud as wewe can.

6.Tickle yourself in front of the toilet scrubbers.

7.Hop like a frog around the store.

8.Get a glowing pen and act like wewe are scanning the maziwa and say:"We shall see".

9.Act like a detective, trying to find the missing Whipped Cream Monster.

10.Put on a skirt, upindo and do yoga in the middle of the store....
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posted by lanydoodle
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as wewe walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at wewe for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...
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posted by Juilet1234
Mittens.
They warm your hands, protect wewe from the cold. They're not a bad thing.
But imagine if for your whole life wewe wore heavy mittens. If wewe dial a phone, try to use a remote control, au try to play a board game, you're still wearing mittens. Practically everything is much zaidi difficult.
Right there.
Practically everything is much zaidi difficult.
Remember that.
Now imagine this.
You're in a room with the TV on full volume. The radio is blaring loud, screeching music. The lights are flickering on and off. Everything wewe see is magnified, is a much bigger deal than it normally would...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are zaidi important than her.
4. She needs to get wewe chakula while wewe sit and do whatever wewe want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. smack her punda and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that wewe upendo her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. songesha somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if...
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