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posted by InvaderStickly
1. Back away from each person saying, "EW! GERMS!"

2. Sit in someone's lap and say, "I'm afraid your going to die, Jimmy."

3. Bring a radio and play screamo music.

4. Every once in a while, ask a doctor, "IS IT MY TURN YET?!"

5. Ask everyone why they're just sitting there.

6. When Dorah comes on, sing the lyrics.

7. Grab toys such as Barbie dolls and scream, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU! Look, Mr. Stuffy Wuff is happy!"

8. Yell, "IT'S A TRAP!" and tackle a bila mpangilio patient.

9. Poke at someone's scab and yell, "IS THIS SCAB EATABLE?!"

10. When your finally called on, yell, "FINALLY! WHERE WERE YOU?!"

11. Go up to a woman and say, "Your here because your pregnant, right?"

12. Start brushing your teeth in a "We Will Rock You" rhythm.

13. Start to brush people's hair.

14. Ask if anyone is sick.

15. Yell, "JUSTIN! If your in here, wewe remember what happened last night?! MAN, THAT WAS AWESOME!"

16. Spit on someone's chin and tell them it's not polite to drool.

17. Start to act out a movie scene from the hospital.

18. Brush your teeth.

19. When wewe get on a scale, say, "WHY DO wewe NEED TO WEIGH ME?! DO I LOOK FAT TO YOU?!?!"
posted by Caligirl2011
So open up your iTunes au muziki player and put it on shuffle! Let it play and for everysong.. It makes a life story!!

1. Waking up song..........
2. Going to school song.......
3. Seeing a boy/girl wewe like song......
4. Enemy song.......
5. siku song.........
6. Going to sleep song...
7. Friend song.......
8. Fight song.....
9. Hook up song.......
10. upendo song.....
11. Break up song.......
12. Make up song......
13. Wedding song...
14. Honeymoonsong.....
15. Baby song......
16. Family song.....
17. Death song.......
18. Funeral dong
Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
Guys hate other flirts.
A guy can like wewe for a minute, and then forget wewe afterwards.
When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
Are wewe doing something?” au “Have wewe eaten already?” are the first usual maswali a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
Guys may be flirting around all siku but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
When a guy really likes...
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posted by R33n33sm3
Some dreams stay with wewe long after you've woken up.
...
Life may be just a dream, but how do we interpret it? What we dream at night can give us clues about what is important to us in waking life. Dreams help us to process our conscious thoughts and can give us new and important insights into the problems and challenges we face in the world. Although we may have strange and unusual dreams, there are a number of common dreams that many of us experience over and over again. Read the interpretations below for an explanation of symbols that seem to appear frequently in dreams.
...
1. Faulty au lost...
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posted by karpach_13
28 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew

1.. We’re not as big of perverts as wewe think we all are.

2.. No matter what wewe say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole

3.. We like wewe to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4.. Don’t argue with us when we call wewe beautiful.

5.. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6.. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you.

7.. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8.. If wewe have cramps and we ask wewe what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the mwezi and nothing more.

9.. If wewe really...
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posted by karpach_13
101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten dakika intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people wewe can get
to jiunge in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department kwa sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as wewe see fit.

9. When there are...
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Questions:
Do wewe think Eggs are disgusting?


Are mbwa cute?


Do wewe fish?


Are wewe at the age where wewe can drink?


Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?


Do wewe have a boyfriend au girlfriend?


Do wewe know who Hayley Steele is?


Have wewe ever watched Good Luck Charlie?


Ever taken a sponge bath?


Do wewe have your ears pierced?


Ever broken your butt?


chai is…?


Ever READ Twilight Saga?


Ever burnt chokoleti in the microwave?


Ever wanted to die before?


Any siblings?


chokoleti Pie is Gross?

Do wewe have a cat?


Do wewe have a dog?


Have wewe ever had a baby?


Are wewe father au a mother au nothing?


Do wewe write stories?


Your best friend’s name is…?


If wewe had a catch phrase what would it be?


inayopendelewa singer?


Is Robert Pattinson hot au what?


Yes au No?


Black au White?


How to post majibu with maswali Title:
For example:
Random....Questions:Moolah(your name)
posted by MiizLadiDiime
Some of the many things the dumb 21 faced bitches say in my class i am in mwaka 8 yeah i alisema it mwaka eight they act like deh 18 au sumtin most of dem will become prozies

1. oh look at us were so bad cuz we smoke weed..WTF
2. so did u kiss au snog kiss oh ur boringgg
3. rememba my so called friend gave blahblah a blow job she was serious she told me nt 2 tell bt im tellin EVRi 1
4. i upendo wewe i wanna be wid u 4 eva oh yh me 2 kiss kisssy... UR 12!!!
5 oh im gonna bang wewe oh come pango fight fight fight oh no i broke a nail oh did u im sorry friend yh 4eva bfff
7. i Lost my virginty ooh yh she abused...
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Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if wewe talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're Marafiki with other guys.

But when you're sitting inayofuata to us, and some bila mpangilio guy walks into the room
 and wewe jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if wewe sit there and talk to him for ten dakika without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
 little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...
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1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her wewe upendo her.

5. Call her before wewe sleep and after wewe wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease wewe back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her inayopendelewa movie with her au her inayopendelewa onyesha even if wewe think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes.

12. Let her know she's important.

13. Kiss...
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I was really not looking mbele to this game. drake of the 99 dragoni is infamous for being a broken, buggy, glitchy mess… zaidi so than the games I’ve played thus far. It was a game that was heavily advertised when it came out, having boasted about having the team that worked on Batman: The Animated series. Published kwa Majesco and developed kwa Idol FX, drake of the 99 dragoni was meant to be the start of a massive franchise, with drake of the 99 dragoni getting a comic book franchise and even an animated TV show. But due to the game being drake of the 99 Dragons, it was dead on arrival....
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Well, this is a first of many, I feel. Fray, a game kwa the studio Brain Candy, an indie team that had passion for this game, this online multiplayer that anyone could get into. Fray was a game set in 2098 in a cyberpunk setting, wewe play as one of three giant corporations that want complete control over the Earth’s virtual communication system, and hire four soldiers to take out the other companies. Cyberpunk settings were always some of my favorite, so I was interesting in playing this game. So how is it? Well… It’s nothing. wewe can buy this game off Steam right now, but I wouldn’t...
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