Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off wewe aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so wewe aren't the one stressed on birth control , wewe do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 dakika tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell wewe at what saa to be nyumbani when wewe in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than nyumbani as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If wewe get drunk wewe are not seen as if wewe did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in upendo over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true Marafiki , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached kwa a stranger on mitaani, mtaa wanting your money au anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy wewe can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places wewe can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if wewe are fat au not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
1.First off wewe aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so wewe aren't the one stressed on birth control , wewe do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 dakika tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell wewe at what saa to be nyumbani when wewe in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than nyumbani as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If wewe get drunk wewe are not seen as if wewe did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in upendo over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true Marafiki , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached kwa a stranger on mitaani, mtaa wanting your money au anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy wewe can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places wewe can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if wewe are fat au not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
The Falling Man
One of the most haunting picha captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated kwa the smoke au get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.
People, wewe rant so much about how wewe have a hard time making choices. Whether wewe should work on your assignment au go out with your friends. Whether wewe should tarehe this guy au that guy. Whether wewe should break up with your boyfriend au not. Whether wewe should wear the pink blouse au the baby blue one.
Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
One of the most haunting picha captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated kwa the smoke au get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.
People, wewe rant so much about how wewe have a hard time making choices. Whether wewe should work on your assignment au go out with your friends. Whether wewe should tarehe this guy au that guy. Whether wewe should break up with your boyfriend au not. Whether wewe should wear the pink blouse au the baby blue one.
Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
if someone is making wewe upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."
if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."
if someone doesn't like the way wewe are, au they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, au don't accept me at all."
if someone is bullying wewe for "no reason", it's because they like you, au is jealous of you, au it's the spirits clashing.
1-play baseball with one cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your Marafiki
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them wewe are raising money to buy chakula for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that wewe want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines siku gift your Marafiki a cucumber and tell them wewe grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it inayofuata to your ear and say that he talks to wewe and says he need a new nyumbani and thats why wewe buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your Marafiki
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them wewe are raising money to buy chakula for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that wewe want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines siku gift your Marafiki a cucumber and tell them wewe grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it inayofuata to your ear and say that he talks to wewe and says he need a new nyumbani and thats why wewe buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like au upendo and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn zaidi fans......add bila mpangilio ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn zaidi fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medali ...u have to add zaidi pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have zaidi medali .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get zaidi fans.....and frnds too.
when i have zaidi ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this makala will be useful have a gr8 siku everybody and type ur maoni plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like au upendo and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn zaidi fans......add bila mpangilio ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn zaidi fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medali ...u have to add zaidi pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have zaidi medali .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get zaidi fans.....and frnds too.
when i have zaidi ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this makala will be useful have a gr8 siku everybody and type ur maoni plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a pizza and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best pizza ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at bila mpangilio times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that wewe are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this orodha ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs wewe know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that wewe are a muggle born even if wewe did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope wewe liked it!
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at bila mpangilio times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that wewe are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this orodha ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs wewe know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that wewe are a muggle born even if wewe did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope wewe liked it!
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!
I just read a swali on this spot that asked "If wewe saw Justin Bieber standing on the juu of a building getting ready to jump, would wewe cry au scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on juu of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do wewe people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone wewe know au care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
I just read a swali on this spot that asked "If wewe saw Justin Bieber standing on the juu of a building getting ready to jump, would wewe cry au scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on juu of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do wewe people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone wewe know au care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
Q .. Did wewe here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do wewe do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the mitaani, mtaa when the sign alisema "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when wewe ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do wewe do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the mitaani, mtaa when the sign alisema "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when wewe ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
