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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can wewe forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the mitaani, mtaa physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your punda like rembrandt!
Ha! wewe Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when wewe see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who wewe are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what wewe did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who wewe are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with zaidi than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are wewe busy?" au "Are wewe doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all siku but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...

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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as wewe are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let wewe see us cry, unless we want wewe to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if wewe are interested. But we will later deny it au make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot au sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for wewe (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if wewe don't like what we wear...

found this on the web:


10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces au twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did wewe get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"


7 A person went into the office jikoni one morning and found a new blonde girl painting...

44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make wewe tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are wewe remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with wewe when you're with your friends.

Keep reading...

11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves wewe more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her Marafiki say i upendo her zaidi than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...