"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do wewe want?" "I'm calling to ripoti my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank wewe very much for the call, sir." The inayofuata day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
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4. wewe didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did wewe notice I skipped number three.
7. wewe don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that wewe silently chuckle to yourself.
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