If your inayopendelewa 'Game of Thrones' characters were Starbucks beverages 

You’re the reason for our deep-rooted trust issues. You’ve made us all slightly afraid of attending weddings. You have instilled in us an unreasonable hatred for preteen blonde boys.

And yet, we love you and we anxiously await the Season 5 premiere on April 12.

is kind of like getting coffee from Starbucks. It’s ruthless and extremely stressful; there’s a lot of animosity and pent-up anger involved; and there’s a good chance that someone will be seriously injured.

But we can’t live without it, and we just keep coming back.

After coming to this realization, I (naturally) began to wonder what each of my favorite

Game of Thrones characters would order if Starbucks ever expanded to Westeros. This is what my twisted brain came up with.

To catch all of her tears because her life sucks. Or I guess it used to suck and now it’s over.

Because he was hot and pretty and I was obsessed with him. But he also made some decisions that made people hate him, just like ordering a caramel macchiato will probably make your barista hate you.

Because she’s a naïve, extremely #basic teen girl at heart. And her life is as tragic as that of a PSL-lover’s when it isn’t fall.

Arya tries so hard to be mature. I mean, she straight up murdered some dudes, which is basically a 

 bat mitzvah. But then you remember she’s a young girl, so she probably wouldn’t like the taste of coffee as much as she likes the taste of revenge. So a grown-up hot chocolate would definitely be her beverage of choice.

It’s smooth and unruffled on the outside, but it’s secretly spicy, powerful and dirty on the inside. And anyone who cultivates a goatee as on point (no, it’s literally pointy) as his would definitely be a chai guy.

Because it’s dark, bold, “seductive” and “full-bodied.” He was a blacksmith’s apprentice, so he’s gotta be pretty strong. Okay, so maybe I have a thing for Gendry.

Sandor Clegane (The Hound) — Iced Coffee with Extra Ice

He might be little, but he packs a serious punch when it comes to personality (and sense of humor).

Hodor — Trenta Hot Chocolate with Whipped Cream

He’s huge, simple and lovable. Never stop doing you, Hodor.

Game of Thrones characters’ spirit Starbucks drink, check out Spoon University’s post in its entirety here.

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