All three of the following stories are entirely true. All three happened in the summer on a very hot day. All three happened in my family. Coincidence? Maybe. Read on and FIND out!
Some years zamani now, I was camping with my family. My grandparents have a huge 40-foot motorhome. On the motorhome, the awning retracts automatically in high wind. Now, this siku I'm talking about was boiling hot, like 90 au above. The air conditioning on the motorhome was running. There was a big puddle of water just sitting in the awning. If you're laughing now, wewe can already see where this is going.
Well, my mom and one of her sisters were sitting half under alisema awning, enjoying the shade. Out of nowhere, a freak gust of wind comes along. The awning, of course, retracts. alisema retraction sent the huge puddle of water onto my mom and my aunt. And it was COLD! It felt good later, of course.
This inayofuata story takes place a few weeks ago. Again, boiling hot day. This time, it was at home. Now, my mom has a red maua, ua in a plow-shaped planter out front. It's very awkward to water the bloody thing. So, here I am with a heavy watering can. My dad, who has the temper of nitroglycerine, was sitting on the front steps, right inayofuata tothe bloody plant. I start watering it. As I songesha around te plant, I literally fumble the can, and somehow manage to dump 2/3 if the water on my dad, leaving the rest on the sidewalk.
I was all ready for him to eplode and he just laughed. It really cooled him off.
Earlier today, I was getting ready to water the flowers. Now, I'm a dark brunette, so there's no blonde anywhere. Anyway, as I'm going to fill up the can, (the same one I fumbled) I decide to change the jet. Stupid me points the thing in my own face AND THEN PULLS THE TRIGGER! So, I got a faceful of water.
I nearly wet my pants laughing. (Saying "wet myself" wouldn't really work, as that already happened.)
Some years zamani now, I was camping with my family. My grandparents have a huge 40-foot motorhome. On the motorhome, the awning retracts automatically in high wind. Now, this siku I'm talking about was boiling hot, like 90 au above. The air conditioning on the motorhome was running. There was a big puddle of water just sitting in the awning. If you're laughing now, wewe can already see where this is going.
Well, my mom and one of her sisters were sitting half under alisema awning, enjoying the shade. Out of nowhere, a freak gust of wind comes along. The awning, of course, retracts. alisema retraction sent the huge puddle of water onto my mom and my aunt. And it was COLD! It felt good later, of course.
This inayofuata story takes place a few weeks ago. Again, boiling hot day. This time, it was at home. Now, my mom has a red maua, ua in a plow-shaped planter out front. It's very awkward to water the bloody thing. So, here I am with a heavy watering can. My dad, who has the temper of nitroglycerine, was sitting on the front steps, right inayofuata tothe bloody plant. I start watering it. As I songesha around te plant, I literally fumble the can, and somehow manage to dump 2/3 if the water on my dad, leaving the rest on the sidewalk.
I was all ready for him to eplode and he just laughed. It really cooled him off.
Earlier today, I was getting ready to water the flowers. Now, I'm a dark brunette, so there's no blonde anywhere. Anyway, as I'm going to fill up the can, (the same one I fumbled) I decide to change the jet. Stupid me points the thing in my own face AND THEN PULLS THE TRIGGER! So, I got a faceful of water.
I nearly wet my pants laughing. (Saying "wet myself" wouldn't really work, as that already happened.)
I've compiled a orodha of all of the names we've created (so far). I'll add to it as we come up with new ideas.
> Perry/Nathaniel = Perennial
> Jo/Alec = Jolec
> Kaitlyn/James = Jaitlyn Marpotter
> Priya/Jericho = Jeya/Pericho/Pericha? (we're still working on that one at the moment)
> Primrose/Louis = Precious
> Primrose/Hugo = Prugo
> Primrose/James = Pames
> Emma/Stephen = Stepha
If wewe guys decide to change any on the names, let me know in the "Comments" section. And if wewe haven't figured out what to use for your ship, keep working on it!
> Perry/Nathaniel = Perennial
> Jo/Alec = Jolec
> Kaitlyn/James = Jaitlyn Marpotter
> Priya/Jericho = Jeya/Pericho/Pericha? (we're still working on that one at the moment)
> Primrose/Louis = Precious
> Primrose/Hugo = Prugo
> Primrose/James = Pames
> Emma/Stephen = Stepha
If wewe guys decide to change any on the names, let me know in the "Comments" section. And if wewe haven't figured out what to use for your ship, keep working on it!