Sonic shabiki Characters Article: 50 zaidi things baffle hates(THE SEQUEL)

50 zaidi things baffle hates(THE SEQUEL)

posted by ALoneWolf000

(So baffle is back to share some zaidi of his opinions on things... oh wow.XD)

"I AM THE GREAT AND MIGHT BAFFLE, AND I AM BACK TO EDUCATE wewe FOOLISH IMBECILES ON WHAT I, THE GREAT AND EVER-SO POWERFUL BAFFLE, DESPISES IN ALL THE LANDS! SO SIT BACK AND LET THE HATRED BEGIN!"

#1. I hate the fact that a sequel came to this.
#2. I hate the fact that my face is balding
#3. I hate the stupid machungwa, chungwa lynx.
#4. I hate the fact that the stupid machungwa, chungwa lynx get's a history video.
#5. I hate the fact that as of the moment, the image gallery is overruled with recolors... THAT SHOULD BE MY GLORIOUS IMAGE PAINTED ON THE picha GALLERY... FOREVER! ALL HAIL BAFFLE!
#6. I hate spam.
#7. I hate cans.
#8. I hate Edward.
#9. I hate Jacob.
#10. I hate Bella.
#11. I hate that I am short.
#12. I hate foolish imbeciles.
#13. I hate Krabby Patties.
#14. .sdrawkcab etah I
#15. I hate Flame princess, WHY DO wewe NOT HAVE A NAME!? Bubblegum has one!
#16. I hate sweet sixteens.
#17. I hate the fact that I can brief.
#18. I... Hate... The... Fact... That... I... Can't... Brie--GACK!!!
#19. I hate EA games(Challenge everything.)
#20. I hate mirrorssrorrim etah I
#21. I hate my ears.
#22. WHAT!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, MY EARS ARE GONE!
#23. I hate "dan vs."
#24. I hate ponie--*watches MLP* Friendship is magic.
#25. I hate my cotton tail.
#26. I hate peter cotton tail.
#27. I hate the fact that this is rabbit season.
#28. 'Er... bata season.
#29. I hate socks.
#30. I hate bow ties.
#31. I hate underwear.
#32. COMMANDO, BITCHES!
#33. I hate the fact that the person who animates me, draws me, writes my stories, and voices me is a sixteen-year old, fat, lazy, dead beat, furry, okatu who sits around playing video games and wasting time on the internet... GET A JOB, wewe HIPPY!
#34. I hate the fact that I am me.
#35. I hate the fact that I am now you.
#36. I hate the fact that I am now behind you.
#37. I hate the fact that wewe don't realize I'm stealing wewe wallet right now.
#38. Can wewe believe those idiots who went to go check if there wallet is safe?... Oh crap, there still here.
#40. I hate the fact that I am skipping over #39.
#41. I hate the fact that I am using a joke from the first "50 things baffle hates".
#42. I hate the fact that this orodha is parody of some of mephilesthedark's lists.
#43. I hate the fact that there is a bullet coming towards m //shot
#44. I hateetah I.
#45. I hate the fact that I am running out of ideas.
#46. I hate SWAG.
#47. BURN THE SWAG! BURN IT I SAY!!!
#48. I hate how mean the spies are in TF2.
#49. I ha--love the how easily spies can be dealt with when using the pyro.
#50. I hate the possibility of ANOTHER sequel coming soon.

ALoneWolf000 Baffle has much fury. Ps: #33 was pretty me making fun of myself.XD

ALoneWolf000 This article shouldn't be token seriously BTW, it's obviously a joke article.

ALoneWolf000 ALL HAIL BAFFLE.

rileyferguson You hate your own Fan character? :O wow. Even though it's a joke, it looks serious

ALoneWolf000 It's a joke article and I don't hate my character.:3 and I am obviously not baffle.XD

rileyferguson Oh. Good, quite funny article though X3 Hang on a minute....

rileyferguson WHY DO U HATE SWAG??? And EA Games?!

ALoneWolf000 Because Baffle apparently hates swag and EA games.XD *Cough*joke article*Cough*

rileyferguson STUPID BAFFLE! HOW DARE HE SAY THAT!!!! >:(

ALoneWolf000 *Cough*joke article*Cough* Oh, the first article was also pretty funny. http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/sonic-fan-characters/articles/217290/title/50-things-baffle-hates

rileyferguson I saw that. I thought it was funny too XD

SierraDawnV2 HEY BAFFLE! :O DO YOU HATES THE ACID-MONSTERS.

MephilesTheDark Baffle hates everything. Other than him hating baseball caps we'd get on just peachy.

ALoneWolf000 Baffle is the malevolent master of all hatred.

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danielle the mbwa mwitu

added by awsome_chick

Source: danielle the mbwa mwitu (me)

Sacrifice

posted by NoctusLynx

A Type-M Conquering Machine had fallen out of the hull. Perhaps the airship was going to raid another homeland, and take it for themselves. The machine seemed to be dormant, luckily. Menae was the first to wake up. She tried to wake up Cadaveo, but it proved fruitless. He’d probably gotten a large concussion. Menae went on to wake up Noctus, Gatage, Tenea, Sane, and Cooro. All of them had injuries, be it shrapnel, a broken bone au two, so on and so forth. Tenemae, being the most fragile of the seven, he broken her rib cage along with her leg Bones in several places. The fractures weren’t...

The Beginning Part 2

posted by Dragonfruit44

- Everyone was helping clean up the restaurant. It was closed for the siku and Crystal was getting the car ready to leave.-
Flare: wewe guys have everything ready for the sleepover?
Nikki: I got my stuff.
Oliver: Me too!
Nat: Everything picked up? Did wewe guys put the rags away?
Flare: Yeah, Let's put our stuff in the car.
-The three kids ran out the door while Crystal was coming in.-
Crystal: Careful wewe three! Don't get hurt! Everything put away?
Nat: Yup, We're ready to close up.
-Crystal and Nat walked out and walked to the car.-
Nat: Hey, can I drive nyumbani tonight?
Crystal: Why not? wewe got your permit....

I'm just going to dump this here k? K.

posted by shadowknuxgirl

(Told from Silhouette's POV)
"Silhouette... Can I hold your hand?"
I looked down at him. He seemed pretty shaken. I smiled "Sure." He reached his hand up to mine and grasped it tightly. A little too tight, I might add. We had gone on a group camping trip, and, well, kinda Lost our group. It was just the two of us now, out in the woods searching for them. I looked down at Jake. He was so sweet. He knew I was evil. He knew that better than anyone else. And yet, he still wanted to be my friend. Maybe it was because he was 8. Maybe that's what made him so trusting. I looked to the sky, it was already...

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wonna try out some 3D? I can give an online lesson for one person , check here

posted by siean

sorry I can't give zaidi than 1 lesson because I'm too busy ^^' but I may be able to give another , but I don't promise!

I'll give wewe a live lesson ( I have 90 minuts can take 30 of them to give a lesson that will at least make wewe able to tryout making your sonic character in 3D )

1.first off download the 3D program :
link
it's 590 megabits

holy shit this is too big! alright wewe can download the prev version but it wont open everything
link
it can work but it will be a little trouble to interact with me sometimes

2.anyway , after downloading this download joinme , it's a program that shows me your...

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Ricky the Stu-lier Hunter- Some sort of bio

posted by thetacoman

They're a bit like the Greco-Roman gods, them Stu's. So wonderful. No matter what they do to screw up the lives of their adherents, they're always so perfect. So pure. So powerful.
In reality, they aren't. Only one thing that has ever existed was perfect, and they aren't it.
But there is a way to destroy them; one that works on any of them, and never fails.
Again like the Olympians, they can be destroyed if the idea of them fades. So simple, yet eternally difficult, like some forms of mathematics- the answer makes sense eventually but is incredibly difficult to arrive at.
But I digress. The only...

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Rainy days chapter 16: the winter sisters

posted by -Wednesday-

{most persons want to commit suicide after readin this}
IF U HAVE NOT READ CHAPTER 1-15 DONT READ THIS
READ THE OTHER CHAPTERS FIRST

"oh my god" i alisema as we were all standing at the foot of the arctic mountains of the south, it was the biggest mountain range unknown to the rest off the world cuz everyone thinks its the himalayas but its not. "well lets get going peeps we dont got all siku and plus we dont the winter sisters seeing us and we dont got all siku the temp drops to -59o here and we didnt bring heaters" sanybelle says and starts jumping up the mountain "i wonder y the sisters cant see...

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raths story part 1

posted by rath01

Well i guess its time to tell wewe a story but not any old story but a story about the founding of a team called well wewe will find out now lets begin on the the planet called shil-2 there was a great war and all the people that showed any promise of becoming a great warrior was killed and the man who started this war was called DR.neg X but there was a small hand full of warriors that stood a chance but they were defeated but before they died they put together there powers and mgawanyiko, baidisha them into 7 powerfull orbs 3 of them turned into children its been 15 years since then and now our story takes...

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Typhoon the Hedgehog. Prt. 7

posted by marksmen456

"FIRE!!!" Yelled Shane.

Shane,Buck,and Mother shot their SMG straight at Typhoon,but the bullets were deflected. Typhoon motioned his hand at Shane,making an 'X' go arcoss his face.

"Congradulations,you EARNED a new scar!" Laughed Typhoon. Buck pulled out his kisu and stabbed Typhoon right on the side of his head.then jumped back.

Typhoon stood there,but then he grabbed the kisu on the side of his head,and pulled it out,chuckling.

"Such toys like this won't help wewe in this fight." He said,as he dropped the kisu on the ground.

Shane and Buck came behind Typhoon and pulled out two pistols,pointed...

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The Misadventures of a Wandering Soul pt12

posted by Milesprowerfan

Note: Thus, the climax begins. On our last adventure, Shadow and the gang discovered that Lil had been snooping around ARK...only to be captured kwa Dr. Eggman! Meanwhile, time is running out for our heroes, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and the troubled Myzak. If they don't capture Eggman within the inayofuata 8 hours, it'll be history for the blue dude. Will they be able to do it in time? au will Dr. Eggman get the last laugh?

***

“I think we're getting closer!” Rouge couldn't control the excitement in her voice. “This intruder is so stupid!”

“You bet!”

Rouge looked up. Lil was chained to a wall....

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Depressed Herat episode 4 part 2

posted by NickleBackFan

Sijira and Kat

"So your name is Sijira?" Asked Kat. "Yeah" alisema sijira. "Well i'm Kat nice to meet cha." "You too." Kat was tring to walk on the brick that rimmed the lake but she took a fasle step and fell in. She bust back to the juu laughing. " Good thing this is the sollow end au i would've drowned." Kat laughed. Sijira smiled and reached out her hand. "Need help?" She asked. Kat took hold of the hand and Sijira pulled her out of the water. Sonic ran by. "Hey how are wewe ladies doin'?" he asked. Kat pulled up her hair and walked over to him. "Oh we are doin' just fine." Kat alisema as she poured water out...

The Story of How I became a Bro-meh

posted by Wildfire_ZX

*in a British accent* T'was the middle of July, and all throughout the house, I could not find the TV remote. So, unfortunately, I was stuck watching the My Little gppony, pony Mega Mare-a-Thon. Then, soon I ended up having an MLP related iPhone lock screen wallpaper. wewe cannot even tell that's what it is, as it's a backwards muziki note and blue and purple splotches of paint.
*normal voice* Then I told my friend and he and I were now both bronies. Then I told him I'd only watched 15 episodes, and thus I was dubbed a bro-meh. THE END.