Duncan,What are wewe waiting for?

Lindsay: O-M-G! What a nice sunset!

Noah: Someone drank too much vodka...

Lindsay: *looks him angry* I just woke up!

Noah: Never mind!

Lindsay: Hmph!

Geoff: So! wewe guys ready for tomorrow?

Courtney: Totally! I didn't spend two months in that stupid camp for nothing!

Lindsay: I can't believe I got fatter for one pound! *starts to cry*

Bridgette: Yeah, me too...

Duncan: *sits inayofuata to Heather yawning, than knocks on the meza, jedwali in a rhythm* What a night...

Heather: Ugh... Your breath STINKS!

Duncan: Really? *ready to kiss her*

Heather: *stands up quickly* Ew! Have wewe washed your face yet, wewe moron?! I don't...

Duncan's P.O.V.

Life. wewe only have one. Might as well make it count. Some live it doing nothing but kissass to get their way to the top, others crumble down and try to live of the scraps of the leaders. I'm how wewe say a lucky guy. I made it out of school..barely. And yet I'm filthy rich with one of the greatest jobs in the world. Only problem is that I can get killed at any moment.
My names Duncan. Don't have no family, don't have no friends. Can't trust anybody in this world. Atleast my world.
I work with the "Top Dogs" how wewe say. My only job is to shoot anyone who comes to close to my...

Gwen: Duncan? .. Duncan wake up!!

Duncan: Ugh.. What..? *she hands him a letter* .. From Courtney?? .. This is ridiculous! Blah.. Blah, Blah.. *Suddenly stops and looks in her face* Gwen.. She's gonna do something very stupid..*takes her hand and runs outside* Oh! Why is it always have to be jumping?! Just kill yourself! That's a lot easier!!! ..

Gwen: Stop it! *punches him and gets inside*

Duncan: ..Are wewe nuts?! Just come down and stop making a fool of yourself!

Courtney: No! N.. Never! *turns around* No, g-get back! I'll jump!!

Gwen: Huh, wewe think wewe really have the courage to jump?? *Courtney...

Gwen's P.O.V.
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We woke up at about 10 in the morning. Duncan made some eggs and toast and I helped put siagi on the toast. While we were eating, I brought up TDI. Duncan seemed happy about that and immidiatley started talking. He mentioned Courtney, which I just ignored. Then he brought up the time we tortured DJ after the slasher flick, which was really funny XD.

Duncan's P.O.V.
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"Hey Gwen, how about we take a walk through the park?"
"Okay, sounds nice."
We got in my car and drove there. When we first set foot out of my car, we noticed many dogs, which in my case,...

*Duncan- biting nails*

Gwen: *whispers* ..You realize that nail polish is going DIRECTLY into your stomach?

-"And the GRAMMY for best vocal performance goes to.. "

Duncan: *gets grossed and looks at her* ..It's f**king organic!

- "..Adam Lambert!!"

Duncan: *stands up* ..Whatta what?! ...Hey clown!!

Adam: Huh?

Duncan: Eat this!!! *Adam Gets Shot kwa A Shoe*

Gwen: Duncan!!!

Duncan: *turns around expecting to hear "What did wewe just do to the man?!?"* What?

Gwen: ..That shoe costs zaidi than 500 dollars!!

*Duncan laughs, then gets on stage and takes the award*

*A lot of celebs get on stage*

Beyonce: Oh, no you...