Duncan,What are wewe waiting for?

Duncan: -thinking- -sigh- Man I can't belive I'm back in this shithole of a place. :/ Man I knew performing tonight was a bad idea. Oh great Courtney's walking toward me. Here come's the yelling. Great.....

Courtney:.... And why did wewe think it was ok to just leave like that?!?! Do that again and it'll not be pretty!!! -sigh- Aw I'm not really mad! I just missed you!!!!
-hugs-

Duncan:-thinking- Um wow? Dude how do I get outta this? Ugh.. -sees Gwen- Damn I totally forgot! I have to talk to Gwen! Agh Courtney needs to let go au she'll ruin it! Quick, gotta think if something to say so Gwen will...

(Duncan's P.O.V.)
I guess I've kinda forgotten what it's like. Cameras being shoved in my face, having two cool girls around, getting the constant feeling that you're gonna die- Yep. Good times.
I saw Gwen talking with Courtney in the first class compartment. They were smiling at each other. Then, Courtney pulled out a small sheet of paper, which unfolded into a gigantic sheet of paper. I heard her say, "he will be perfect." I sometimes HATE that chick.

.::Confession Cam::.
Gwen: Ahhg! This is horrible! The moment I become "friend-ish" with Courtney, I kiss her boyfriend!! I am a horrible person!...

(Duncan's P.O.V.)
Well, Area 51 was quite the episode, wasn't it? I kissed Gwen twice in the same episode. Man, those "DxG" mashabiki will be hysterical. Isn't that right?

neonwalflower, summerjoy11, xRainbowNinjax, gwuncanfan, TaintedArtist: HELL YEAH!!

I just broke the fourth wall, heh.
Well, I woke up to a snoring Owen, a pacing Alejandro, who was muttering in Spanish to himself, a camera in my face, and the loud, scratchy, warn-out hum of the plane's engine. I opened one eye, and snorted, "Thinking of a way to make out with Heather without the cameras seeing, Al?" He cringed when I called him "Al"....

(Gwen's P.O.V.)
Well, a few weeks have passed since Duncan got shoved outta the plane kwa Chris. I swear I'm gonna ngumi, punch him some siku soon. Now we're in London. I think this is the... 13th episode? I'm not so sure. It's kinda hard to keep track because those cameras follow me so much, I can't even tell when they take a break.
So yeah, we're in London, Heather, Sierra, and Cody have been caught kwa the ripper, and Courtney and I are the only two left. I highly doubt that the other three are dead and were murdered kwa the ripper, but with Chris, wewe can never be so sure.
"Three teammates, gone!"...

That is the ONLY title I could think of. XD

(Gwen's P.O.V.)
"... And your form is appalling!!" Courtney blathered on about how I climb a pyramid in 100 degree heat in the middle of Egypt. "Gee, THANKS Courtney, I was just WONDERING about that!"
"Just thank me, because I'm feeling nice today!" Wow, this is how she acts nice? She disses me about my form when climbing a pyramid, when her boyfriend is RIGHT beLOW her?!
"Wow! This is wewe being nice!?" I shouted at her. "My sympathies!!" I shouted down to Duncan, who, after Courtney complained about me yelling at her, let out a groan.
"This is stupid....

Gwen's POV:

The blaring of the bullhorn once again woke me up, although this time I didn't fall out of my bunk.

"We've got to burn that thing." LeShawna alisema from her bottom bunk as I climbed down from my juu one.

"Agreed." I said. Once reaching the floor, I looked around and noticed that the Killer Cavemen girls were all here except for Izzy. "Uh, has anyone seen Izzy?" I asked, scanning the room with my eyes in an attempt to locate the locate the psycho redhead.

"She didn't come with us to the tamasha last night." Bridgette alisema as she wearily pulled her sweatshirt over her head. Her eyes had...

Chapter 21
(Duncan's P.O.V.)
Was it real?
Had my fantasies come true?
Was Chris really... Dead?!
"YESSSS!!!" I jumped up on the meza, jedwali and shouted.
"Is this something to be happy about??" Courtney shouted behind me. "He got stabbed in the back with a jikoni knife, and you're happy?!"
What an idiot.
She's such a kiss-up.
"You just dun, waliopelekwa got punk'd, suckahs!!" Chris suddenly sprang up and said, "Horror sinema are for today!!"
Wow, I had been happy?

"How in the-" Justin started, but Chris inturrupted him kwa explaining he had on a small packet full of fake blood, and it bursts on impact.
"10 minutes, people!...

Duncan's POV

Every girl has her own brand of crazy, and I know that for a fact. I pretty much figured that out courtesy of an annoying reality televison onyesha I was on for three seasons.


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I was hanging out with my few Marafiki that weren't currently incarcerated in a dinghy Toronto alleyway when the payphone we had hooked up to the restaurant nearby started ringing. I was closest to it, so I put the black phone to my ear.

"What's up?" I asked coolly.

"Duncan?" The gravelly voice on the other line asked. Gwen.

"Hey Babe,...

Danger is a calming, wild dance. Gwen laughs, her body twisting and turning. None of her Marafiki can hear the crazy, desperate melody that causes her to be dragged into another relentless season of total drama. She’s the weak one of the team, she had her shining moment, but now it seems she’s was always the first to leave her team regardless of how many challenges she’s help them win. They all upendo her, so she doesn’t deny them their little illusions. They need those well rehearsed lies to keep them sane, they need their lies to keep going, funny how a lie can help one to songesha on in...