Claire: Welcome everyone to the new exciting onyesha Total Drama Secrets. I am your host the wonderful and beautiful Claire. This onyesha is all about 18 suckers I mean teens that will be staying in these woods living in crappy trailers and facing treachorous challenges to win 1 million dollars! They must also face bugs, wild animals, the food, and most of all the dreaded campfire ceremonies where each onyesha one contestant will be voted off and sent packing. Here comes our first contestant Talia!
Talia: Hi Claire I'm Talia..
Claire:Yea hi no time for talking and here is Max
Max:Hey
Claire:Hey so wewe brothers with Duncan I hear
Max:umm yea
Claire:ok justwondering and here is the beautiful Jessica!
Jessica:Hiii! i am Jessica
Max:*starts drooling*
Claire:Hey Max *snaps fingers*
Max: wha?? what happened?
Claire: Nevermind and here comes Cedric!
Cedric:Hey whats up
Claire:Hey this is only a thirty dakika onyesha no talking. Here is Penny
Penny:Hey i am Penny and i am so excited to be here
Claire: I bet wewe are! And now here is a close friend of mine Sammy!
Sammy: hujambo claire whats up *runs up and gives hug*
Claire: hujambo nothng its so glad to see you!
Cedric: hujambo thats not fair she has close ties with wewe so she gets special treatment!
Claire: Shutup i am not giving special treatment no matter how close we are sorry. Anyway here is Kylee.
Kylee- hujambo i am Kylee and..
Claire- we already know your Kylee i alisema that already.
Kylee-Oh ok
Claire-Ok inayofuata are Ray, and Jordan
Jordan- hujambo your hot!
Ray- that is something wewe shouldnt say to a girl when wewe first neet them
Claire-*laughs* oh be quite please wewe to i need to get everyone here. Ok now here comes Ya'vanti!
All the girls: WOW!!!
All the guys:hmmmmm??
Jessica and Penny: hujambo Ya'vanti!!!
Ya'vanti:Wow wewe guys made it here to!!! awesome!
Claire: Yea yea yea cut all the chita chata inayofuata is another Kylie?? Well at least they are spelled different.
Kylie:Heyyyyyy!!! *waves hand*
Claire:O-K here is Sam R. wow another Sam who would've guessed.
Sam R:*Waves hand*
Claire:Here we have Maddi and Blaine.
Maddi:Hey whatever
Blaine:Seems like someine didnt get there coffee this morning
Maddi: Shut it!
Claire: Note to self stay away from Maddi in the morning. Here is Shawn!!
Shawn: hujambo everyone!
Claire: inayofuata we have Buster!
Buster: hujambo nice boobs....i mean hair yea hair*smiles*
Claire:*Laughing really hard* whoo your funny! Now lastly we have Jake!!
Jake:Hey everyone...PENNY!!!!
Penny:JAKEY!!!!!
*They both run up to eachother and hug Ya'vanti and Jessica come up an jiunge in the hug*
Claire: hujambo hujambo hujambo no lovey dovey got it!
Max:Ummm Claire maybe i am miscounting there are only 17 of us here and i thought there was suppose to be 18.
Claire: Well aren't wewe in for a little shock!
Max:What?
Claire:Well it was at the last sekunde and since him and i are close Marafiki and he really wanted to jiunge everyone please welcome......DUNCAN!!!!
Max:WHAT!?!?!?!?! I was hoping to stay away from him for all these weeks what!!!
Duncan:Hey Claire and hujambo bro*runs up to him and gives a noogie* hahaha
Claire: hujambo hujambo stop calm down. Well everyone is here so lets get started. As wewe all know youll be staying here in these crappy trailers for a long time and eating disgusting chakula and blah blah wewe all know what to do right.
*Everyone shakes there heads*
Kylee:At least we get a view of the lake
*They all look at the lake and see a bird then a papa comes out of the water and eats the bird*
Everyone: *GASP*
Claire: *Laughs* wewe will also be able to have a confessional booth its mostly just a very smal wooden place with a chair and a camera in front youll be able to say anything wewe want about your teammates au stuff in it. so why dont wewe give it all a try.
*Confessionals*
Max:WHAT ARE wewe SERIOUS!! my brothers here how could he do this this is soooooo grrrrr!
Ray:*Tapping on the camera lens* Hello is this thing on.....hello
*End of Confessionals*
Claire: ok the first thing we are going to start with is splitting wewe up into teams, so meet me at the campfire youll know where it is its not far so go unpack your things. Girls trailer is on the right and guys is on the left.
*Girls trailer*
Jessica:GRRR i basically have no room for my clothes!
Penny:Jessica calm down wewe dont need a lot of space.
Maddi:*to herself: what a diva*
Jessica:Did someone say something?
*No one answers*
Jessica: Whatever
*Confessionals*
Maddi: Wow only a few dakika here and it already sucks. Why did i even do this. Living with some of these girlies i think i might puke.
*End Confessionals*
*Boys Trailer*
*Jordan walks over to Blaine*
Jordan-hey im jordan *puts his hand out*
Blaine-*Stares up at him*
Jordan-*brings his arm down* so um nice piercing
Blaine-thanks
Jordan:whats wewe inayopendelewa thing to do?
Blaine:play video games and play guitar
Jordan: Cool cool
Blaine:*goes back to unpacking*
Jordan:Yea ill go finish to.
*Confessionals*
Jordan:I want to try to get to know the guys but seeing that guy like that its gonna be tough
*End of Confessinals*
*At the campfire*
Claire: Ok when i read wewe name go to the right
Kylee, Talia, Ray, Cedric, Jordan, Sammy, Jake, Blaine, Max. Now when i read your name go to the left. Maddi, Penny Jessica, Sam R, Kylie, Ya'vanti, Buster, Shawn, and Duncan
Jake:WHAT?! why is Penny on the other team!!
Claire:Just because
*Confessionals*
Jake:*Mumbling to himself* GRRRR!!!!
*End of Confessionals*
Cedric:*goes up to Jake* its ok she wouldnt let wewe down
Jake:Yea your right
Confessionals:
Cedric:I might seem like a nice guy but watch out i am in it to win it they will all fall
*End of Confessionals*
Claire: Ok everyone on the right you'll be known as the Screeching Hawks and the people on the left will be known as the Raging Raccoons!
Jordan:Cool we are hawks we are predators
Shawn:Well wewe might be hawks but we are raccoons we are sneeky and coniving and mean
Claire:Yea whatever. So stick toon to what happens right after this!!!
PART 2 COMING SOON!!!
Talia: Hi Claire I'm Talia..
Claire:Yea hi no time for talking and here is Max
Max:Hey
Claire:Hey so wewe brothers with Duncan I hear
Max:umm yea
Claire:ok justwondering and here is the beautiful Jessica!
Jessica:Hiii! i am Jessica
Max:*starts drooling*
Claire:Hey Max *snaps fingers*
Max: wha?? what happened?
Claire: Nevermind and here comes Cedric!
Cedric:Hey whats up
Claire:Hey this is only a thirty dakika onyesha no talking. Here is Penny
Penny:Hey i am Penny and i am so excited to be here
Claire: I bet wewe are! And now here is a close friend of mine Sammy!
Sammy: hujambo claire whats up *runs up and gives hug*
Claire: hujambo nothng its so glad to see you!
Cedric: hujambo thats not fair she has close ties with wewe so she gets special treatment!
Claire: Shutup i am not giving special treatment no matter how close we are sorry. Anyway here is Kylee.
Kylee- hujambo i am Kylee and..
Claire- we already know your Kylee i alisema that already.
Kylee-Oh ok
Claire-Ok inayofuata are Ray, and Jordan
Jordan- hujambo your hot!
Ray- that is something wewe shouldnt say to a girl when wewe first neet them
Claire-*laughs* oh be quite please wewe to i need to get everyone here. Ok now here comes Ya'vanti!
All the girls: WOW!!!
All the guys:hmmmmm??
Jessica and Penny: hujambo Ya'vanti!!!
Ya'vanti:Wow wewe guys made it here to!!! awesome!
Claire: Yea yea yea cut all the chita chata inayofuata is another Kylie?? Well at least they are spelled different.
Kylie:Heyyyyyy!!! *waves hand*
Claire:O-K here is Sam R. wow another Sam who would've guessed.
Sam R:*Waves hand*
Claire:Here we have Maddi and Blaine.
Maddi:Hey whatever
Blaine:Seems like someine didnt get there coffee this morning
Maddi: Shut it!
Claire: Note to self stay away from Maddi in the morning. Here is Shawn!!
Shawn: hujambo everyone!
Claire: inayofuata we have Buster!
Buster: hujambo nice boobs....i mean hair yea hair*smiles*
Claire:*Laughing really hard* whoo your funny! Now lastly we have Jake!!
Jake:Hey everyone...PENNY!!!!
Penny:JAKEY!!!!!
*They both run up to eachother and hug Ya'vanti and Jessica come up an jiunge in the hug*
Claire: hujambo hujambo hujambo no lovey dovey got it!
Max:Ummm Claire maybe i am miscounting there are only 17 of us here and i thought there was suppose to be 18.
Claire: Well aren't wewe in for a little shock!
Max:What?
Claire:Well it was at the last sekunde and since him and i are close Marafiki and he really wanted to jiunge everyone please welcome......DUNCAN!!!!
Max:WHAT!?!?!?!?! I was hoping to stay away from him for all these weeks what!!!
Duncan:Hey Claire and hujambo bro*runs up to him and gives a noogie* hahaha
Claire: hujambo hujambo stop calm down. Well everyone is here so lets get started. As wewe all know youll be staying here in these crappy trailers for a long time and eating disgusting chakula and blah blah wewe all know what to do right.
*Everyone shakes there heads*
Kylee:At least we get a view of the lake
*They all look at the lake and see a bird then a papa comes out of the water and eats the bird*
Everyone: *GASP*
Claire: *Laughs* wewe will also be able to have a confessional booth its mostly just a very smal wooden place with a chair and a camera in front youll be able to say anything wewe want about your teammates au stuff in it. so why dont wewe give it all a try.
*Confessionals*
Max:WHAT ARE wewe SERIOUS!! my brothers here how could he do this this is soooooo grrrrr!
Ray:*Tapping on the camera lens* Hello is this thing on.....hello
*End of Confessionals*
Claire: ok the first thing we are going to start with is splitting wewe up into teams, so meet me at the campfire youll know where it is its not far so go unpack your things. Girls trailer is on the right and guys is on the left.
*Girls trailer*
Jessica:GRRR i basically have no room for my clothes!
Penny:Jessica calm down wewe dont need a lot of space.
Maddi:*to herself: what a diva*
Jessica:Did someone say something?
*No one answers*
Jessica: Whatever
*Confessionals*
Maddi: Wow only a few dakika here and it already sucks. Why did i even do this. Living with some of these girlies i think i might puke.
*End Confessionals*
*Boys Trailer*
*Jordan walks over to Blaine*
Jordan-hey im jordan *puts his hand out*
Blaine-*Stares up at him*
Jordan-*brings his arm down* so um nice piercing
Blaine-thanks
Jordan:whats wewe inayopendelewa thing to do?
Blaine:play video games and play guitar
Jordan: Cool cool
Blaine:*goes back to unpacking*
Jordan:Yea ill go finish to.
*Confessionals*
Jordan:I want to try to get to know the guys but seeing that guy like that its gonna be tough
*End of Confessinals*
*At the campfire*
Claire: Ok when i read wewe name go to the right
Kylee, Talia, Ray, Cedric, Jordan, Sammy, Jake, Blaine, Max. Now when i read your name go to the left. Maddi, Penny Jessica, Sam R, Kylie, Ya'vanti, Buster, Shawn, and Duncan
Jake:WHAT?! why is Penny on the other team!!
Claire:Just because
*Confessionals*
Jake:*Mumbling to himself* GRRRR!!!!
*End of Confessionals*
Cedric:*goes up to Jake* its ok she wouldnt let wewe down
Jake:Yea your right
Confessionals:
Cedric:I might seem like a nice guy but watch out i am in it to win it they will all fall
*End of Confessionals*
Claire: Ok everyone on the right you'll be known as the Screeching Hawks and the people on the left will be known as the Raging Raccoons!
Jordan:Cool we are hawks we are predators
Shawn:Well wewe might be hawks but we are raccoons we are sneeky and coniving and mean
Claire:Yea whatever. So stick toon to what happens right after this!!!
PART 2 COMING SOON!!!
Geoff = Jeff hardy
Duncan = HHH
Trent = HBK
Courtney = Stephanie McMahon
Izzy = Mickie james (physco version)
Owen = Big onyesha (good version)
Eva = Beth Phoenix
Heather = Lita
Noah = Edge
thats what i think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duncan = HHH
Trent = HBK
Courtney = Stephanie McMahon
Izzy = Mickie james (physco version)
Owen = Big onyesha (good version)
Eva = Beth Phoenix
Heather = Lita
Noah = Edge
thats what i think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duncan:Whats the challenge hot chic?
Misty:Wishing me up a gift it has to be good to au wewe will be in the bottom two
(Everyone wishes and Misty hears)
Harold:I wish misty had gum
Geoff:I wish Misty would be me party Princess
Duncan:I wish Misty looked like Courtney on TDI
Cody:I wish Misty would be mine
D.J.:I wish Misty had a Bunny
Justin:I wish Misty would kiss me
Tyler:I wish Misty had a football
Trent:I wish Misty had a upendo song made bye me
Misty:Time to go to the bond fire
(Everyone goes to the bond fire)
Misty:Geoff your safe,Justin your safe,Cody your safe,D.J. your safe,Tyler your safe,Trent your safe
Misty:The bottom two is Duncan and Harold and whos salama is...Duncan your salama but sorry Harold wewe wern't my type at all
(Harold leaves)
Heather Goes to the lunch line. "EWWWW! WHAT THE HECK IS THIS SLOP!?" "Fish Soup... NEXT!" "Umm.... Mr. McGreen, im allergic to Fish..." "THAN EAT BEEF lobster, kamba NOODLE BEEF SOUP...TASTE LIKE SNOT!" "Umm... Nevermind." "NEXT!!" Courtney goes sit down kwa Bridgette and Lindsay. "So guys I-"
"No Duncey your my smoopie smooch!" "No Anitta, Your my Smoopie Smooch!" "Blech!" "MATH TIME" Everyone:" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"Ooh a note, its from..Duncan!?"
Dear Courtney, will wewe be my... TO BE CONTINUED
"No Duncey your my smoopie smooch!" "No Anitta, Your my Smoopie Smooch!" "Blech!" "MATH TIME" Everyone:" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"Ooh a note, its from..Duncan!?"
Dear Courtney, will wewe be my... TO BE CONTINUED