Claire: Welcome everyone to the new exciting onyesha Total Drama Secrets. I am your host the wonderful and beautiful Claire. This onyesha is all about 18 suckers I mean teens that will be staying in these woods living in crappy trailers and facing treachorous challenges to win 1 million dollars! They must also face bugs, wild animals, the food, and most of all the dreaded campfire ceremonies where each onyesha one contestant will be voted off and sent packing. Here comes our first contestant Talia!
Talia: Hi Claire I'm Talia..
Claire:Yea hi no time for talking and here is Max
Max:Hey
Claire:Hey so wewe brothers with Duncan I hear
Max:umm yea
Claire:ok justwondering and here is the beautiful Jessica!
Jessica:Hiii! i am Jessica
Max:*starts drooling*
Claire:Hey Max *snaps fingers*
Max: wha?? what happened?
Claire: Nevermind and here comes Cedric!
Cedric:Hey whats up
Claire:Hey this is only a thirty dakika onyesha no talking. Here is Penny
Penny:Hey i am Penny and i am so excited to be here
Claire: I bet wewe are! And now here is a close friend of mine Sammy!
Sammy: hujambo claire whats up *runs up and gives hug*
Claire: hujambo nothng its so glad to see you!
Cedric: hujambo thats not fair she has close ties with wewe so she gets special treatment!
Claire: Shutup i am not giving special treatment no matter how close we are sorry. Anyway here is Kylee.
Kylee- hujambo i am Kylee and..
Claire- we already know your Kylee i alisema that already.
Kylee-Oh ok
Claire-Ok inayofuata are Ray, and Jordan
Jordan- hujambo your hot!
Ray- that is something wewe shouldnt say to a girl when wewe first neet them
Claire-*laughs* oh be quite please wewe to i need to get everyone here. Ok now here comes Ya'vanti!
All the girls: WOW!!!
All the guys:hmmmmm??
Jessica and Penny: hujambo Ya'vanti!!!
Ya'vanti:Wow wewe guys made it here to!!! awesome!
Claire: Yea yea yea cut all the chita chata inayofuata is another Kylie?? Well at least they are spelled different.
Kylie:Heyyyyyy!!! *waves hand*
Claire:O-K here is Sam R. wow another Sam who would've guessed.
Sam R:*Waves hand*
Claire:Here we have Maddi and Blaine.
Maddi:Hey whatever
Blaine:Seems like someine didnt get there coffee this morning
Maddi: Shut it!
Claire: Note to self stay away from Maddi in the morning. Here is Shawn!!
Shawn: hujambo everyone!
Claire: inayofuata we have Buster!
Buster: hujambo nice boobs....i mean hair yea hair*smiles*
Claire:*Laughing really hard* whoo your funny! Now lastly we have Jake!!
Jake:Hey everyone...PENNY!!!!
Penny:JAKEY!!!!!
*They both run up to eachother and hug Ya'vanti and Jessica come up an jiunge in the hug*
Claire: hujambo hujambo hujambo no lovey dovey got it!
Max:Ummm Claire maybe i am miscounting there are only 17 of us here and i thought there was suppose to be 18.
Claire: Well aren't wewe in for a little shock!
Max:What?
Claire:Well it was at the last sekunde and since him and i are close Marafiki and he really wanted to jiunge everyone please welcome......DUNCAN!!!!
Max:WHAT!?!?!?!?! I was hoping to stay away from him for all these weeks what!!!
Duncan:Hey Claire and hujambo bro*runs up to him and gives a noogie* hahaha
Claire: hujambo hujambo stop calm down. Well everyone is here so lets get started. As wewe all know youll be staying here in these crappy trailers for a long time and eating disgusting chakula and blah blah wewe all know what to do right.
*Everyone shakes there heads*
Kylee:At least we get a view of the lake
*They all look at the lake and see a bird then a papa comes out of the water and eats the bird*
Everyone: *GASP*
Claire: *Laughs* wewe will also be able to have a confessional booth its mostly just a very smal wooden place with a chair and a camera in front youll be able to say anything wewe want about your teammates au stuff in it. so why dont wewe give it all a try.
*Confessionals*
Max:WHAT ARE wewe SERIOUS!! my brothers here how could he do this this is soooooo grrrrr!
Ray:*Tapping on the camera lens* Hello is this thing on.....hello
*End of Confessionals*
Claire: ok the first thing we are going to start with is splitting wewe up into teams, so meet me at the campfire youll know where it is its not far so go unpack your things. Girls trailer is on the right and guys is on the left.
*Girls trailer*
Jessica:GRRR i basically have no room for my clothes!
Penny:Jessica calm down wewe dont need a lot of space.
Maddi:*to herself: what a diva*
Jessica:Did someone say something?
*No one answers*
Jessica: Whatever
*Confessionals*
Maddi: Wow only a few dakika here and it already sucks. Why did i even do this. Living with some of these girlies i think i might puke.
*End Confessionals*
*Boys Trailer*
*Jordan walks over to Blaine*
Jordan-hey im jordan *puts his hand out*
Blaine-*Stares up at him*
Jordan-*brings his arm down* so um nice piercing
Blaine-thanks
Jordan:whats wewe inayopendelewa thing to do?
Blaine:play video games and play guitar
Jordan: Cool cool
Blaine:*goes back to unpacking*
Jordan:Yea ill go finish to.
*Confessionals*
Jordan:I want to try to get to know the guys but seeing that guy like that its gonna be tough
*End of Confessinals*
*At the campfire*
Claire: Ok when i read wewe name go to the right
Kylee, Talia, Ray, Cedric, Jordan, Sammy, Jake, Blaine, Max. Now when i read your name go to the left. Maddi, Penny Jessica, Sam R, Kylie, Ya'vanti, Buster, Shawn, and Duncan
Jake:WHAT?! why is Penny on the other team!!
Claire:Just because
*Confessionals*
Jake:*Mumbling to himself* GRRRR!!!!
*End of Confessionals*
Cedric:*goes up to Jake* its ok she wouldnt let wewe down
Jake:Yea your right
Confessionals:
Cedric:I might seem like a nice guy but watch out i am in it to win it they will all fall
*End of Confessionals*
Claire: Ok everyone on the right you'll be known as the Screeching Hawks and the people on the left will be known as the Raging Raccoons!
Jordan:Cool we are hawks we are predators
Shawn:Well wewe might be hawks but we are raccoons we are sneeky and coniving and mean
Claire:Yea whatever. So stick toon to what happens right after this!!!
PART 2 COMING SOON!!!
Talia: Hi Claire I'm Talia..
Claire:Yea hi no time for talking and here is Max
Max:Hey
Claire:Hey so wewe brothers with Duncan I hear
Max:umm yea
Claire:ok justwondering and here is the beautiful Jessica!
Jessica:Hiii! i am Jessica
Max:*starts drooling*
Claire:Hey Max *snaps fingers*
Max: wha?? what happened?
Claire: Nevermind and here comes Cedric!
Cedric:Hey whats up
Claire:Hey this is only a thirty dakika onyesha no talking. Here is Penny
Penny:Hey i am Penny and i am so excited to be here
Claire: I bet wewe are! And now here is a close friend of mine Sammy!
Sammy: hujambo claire whats up *runs up and gives hug*
Claire: hujambo nothng its so glad to see you!
Cedric: hujambo thats not fair she has close ties with wewe so she gets special treatment!
Claire: Shutup i am not giving special treatment no matter how close we are sorry. Anyway here is Kylee.
Kylee- hujambo i am Kylee and..
Claire- we already know your Kylee i alisema that already.
Kylee-Oh ok
Claire-Ok inayofuata are Ray, and Jordan
Jordan- hujambo your hot!
Ray- that is something wewe shouldnt say to a girl when wewe first neet them
Claire-*laughs* oh be quite please wewe to i need to get everyone here. Ok now here comes Ya'vanti!
All the girls: WOW!!!
All the guys:hmmmmm??
Jessica and Penny: hujambo Ya'vanti!!!
Ya'vanti:Wow wewe guys made it here to!!! awesome!
Claire: Yea yea yea cut all the chita chata inayofuata is another Kylie?? Well at least they are spelled different.
Kylie:Heyyyyyy!!! *waves hand*
Claire:O-K here is Sam R. wow another Sam who would've guessed.
Sam R:*Waves hand*
Claire:Here we have Maddi and Blaine.
Maddi:Hey whatever
Blaine:Seems like someine didnt get there coffee this morning
Maddi: Shut it!
Claire: Note to self stay away from Maddi in the morning. Here is Shawn!!
Shawn: hujambo everyone!
Claire: inayofuata we have Buster!
Buster: hujambo nice boobs....i mean hair yea hair*smiles*
Claire:*Laughing really hard* whoo your funny! Now lastly we have Jake!!
Jake:Hey everyone...PENNY!!!!
Penny:JAKEY!!!!!
*They both run up to eachother and hug Ya'vanti and Jessica come up an jiunge in the hug*
Claire: hujambo hujambo hujambo no lovey dovey got it!
Max:Ummm Claire maybe i am miscounting there are only 17 of us here and i thought there was suppose to be 18.
Claire: Well aren't wewe in for a little shock!
Max:What?
Claire:Well it was at the last sekunde and since him and i are close Marafiki and he really wanted to jiunge everyone please welcome......DUNCAN!!!!
Max:WHAT!?!?!?!?! I was hoping to stay away from him for all these weeks what!!!
Duncan:Hey Claire and hujambo bro*runs up to him and gives a noogie* hahaha
Claire: hujambo hujambo stop calm down. Well everyone is here so lets get started. As wewe all know youll be staying here in these crappy trailers for a long time and eating disgusting chakula and blah blah wewe all know what to do right.
*Everyone shakes there heads*
Kylee:At least we get a view of the lake
*They all look at the lake and see a bird then a papa comes out of the water and eats the bird*
Everyone: *GASP*
Claire: *Laughs* wewe will also be able to have a confessional booth its mostly just a very smal wooden place with a chair and a camera in front youll be able to say anything wewe want about your teammates au stuff in it. so why dont wewe give it all a try.
*Confessionals*
Max:WHAT ARE wewe SERIOUS!! my brothers here how could he do this this is soooooo grrrrr!
Ray:*Tapping on the camera lens* Hello is this thing on.....hello
*End of Confessionals*
Claire: ok the first thing we are going to start with is splitting wewe up into teams, so meet me at the campfire youll know where it is its not far so go unpack your things. Girls trailer is on the right and guys is on the left.
*Girls trailer*
Jessica:GRRR i basically have no room for my clothes!
Penny:Jessica calm down wewe dont need a lot of space.
Maddi:*to herself: what a diva*
Jessica:Did someone say something?
*No one answers*
Jessica: Whatever
*Confessionals*
Maddi: Wow only a few dakika here and it already sucks. Why did i even do this. Living with some of these girlies i think i might puke.
*End Confessionals*
*Boys Trailer*
*Jordan walks over to Blaine*
Jordan-hey im jordan *puts his hand out*
Blaine-*Stares up at him*
Jordan-*brings his arm down* so um nice piercing
Blaine-thanks
Jordan:whats wewe inayopendelewa thing to do?
Blaine:play video games and play guitar
Jordan: Cool cool
Blaine:*goes back to unpacking*
Jordan:Yea ill go finish to.
*Confessionals*
Jordan:I want to try to get to know the guys but seeing that guy like that its gonna be tough
*End of Confessinals*
*At the campfire*
Claire: Ok when i read wewe name go to the right
Kylee, Talia, Ray, Cedric, Jordan, Sammy, Jake, Blaine, Max. Now when i read your name go to the left. Maddi, Penny Jessica, Sam R, Kylie, Ya'vanti, Buster, Shawn, and Duncan
Jake:WHAT?! why is Penny on the other team!!
Claire:Just because
*Confessionals*
Jake:*Mumbling to himself* GRRRR!!!!
*End of Confessionals*
Cedric:*goes up to Jake* its ok she wouldnt let wewe down
Jake:Yea your right
Confessionals:
Cedric:I might seem like a nice guy but watch out i am in it to win it they will all fall
*End of Confessionals*
Claire: Ok everyone on the right you'll be known as the Screeching Hawks and the people on the left will be known as the Raging Raccoons!
Jordan:Cool we are hawks we are predators
Shawn:Well wewe might be hawks but we are raccoons we are sneeky and coniving and mean
Claire:Yea whatever. So stick toon to what happens right after this!!!
PART 2 COMING SOON!!!
*votting gym*
chris:okay 1 vote to gwen
mike:gulp
chris:2 kura gwen
mike:no
gwen:like i alisema behind the scenes your dead
chris:3 kura gwen
gwen:grrrr
chris:4 kura gwen... gwen i,m sorry but you,ve been elemanated
gwen:i wonder how *punches mike*
chef & tdr gaurd:come on *grabs gwen*
scout:can i see duncan now
chris:sure in the new behind the scenes show
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chris:okay 1 vote to gwen
mike:gulp
chris:2 kura gwen
mike:no
gwen:like i alisema behind the scenes your dead
chris:3 kura gwen
gwen:grrrr
chris:4 kura gwen... gwen i,m sorry but you,ve been elemanated
gwen:i wonder how *punches mike*
chef & tdr gaurd:come on *grabs gwen*
scout:can i see duncan now
chris:sure in the new behind the scenes show
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ARE U READY? With 30 people on one ilsand,it's bound to get crazy! So look out for Total.Drama.Rockstars! So many people are looking forad to it and I hope u are too! I will soon do a Sneak peek. Until then,deal with this! No wat, Here:
Chris: Welcome To Total.Drama.Rockstars! Im your host-
Everyone:WE KNOW!
Chris:ANYTWAY, I bet U are waiting to Meet the new cast members. Well,here they are
Thats all I got right now. A real sweak peek will come later!
Chris: Welcome To Total.Drama.Rockstars! Im your host-
Everyone:WE KNOW!
Chris:ANYTWAY, I bet U are waiting to Meet the new cast members. Well,here they are
Thats all I got right now. A real sweak peek will come later!
matt:do wewe take each other
lucas:i do
zoey:i do
duncan:EVER ONE GET ON THE GROWN
tak:HELP
lucas and zoey:TAK!
duncan:you beter stay in the grown au gets it find wewe dont whant to listin fine(shouts tak)
lucas:TAK GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
duncan:what wewe going to do about it emo boy
zoey:(crying)
duncan:(gets zoey and run)
lucas:ZOEY
(duncan and zoey are gone)
lucas:(crying) this is the wrost siku ever tak is dead zoey gone can it get wrost
matt:its ok we will find her ok
lucas:but he got her
matt:ARE wewe GOING TO LET A 16 mwaka OLD TAKE YOUR WIFE
lucas:no
matt:SO LETS GO FIND HIM
lucas:(crys)but what about tak
matt:theres nothin we can do
Matt:Who the hell is he!?Tiffany:No one!*Sue calls cack*Sue:Are wewe fucking kidding me!Rachelle:NO!Sue:I'll be there!Tiffany:Lets Attack!Rachlle:NOT YET!Blake:What the fuck is going on?!?!Rachlle:Shut the hell up!*Sue comes out*Sue:I called double X,he says to kill him!Rachlle:Now we attack!*The girls attack*Kil-Las leader:Fuck off au I will kill u oh wait u blew up the safe-house so i'll kill wewe anyways!*Punches them back*Sue:Thats it asshole,time to fight!*They kill him*Tiffany:Well that was easy!*Calles double X:Parden my languege but good fucking job!Sue:You should of herd us!Part 6:Real spy work coming soon!
duncan watched the H bombs harold and heather duke it out.
duncan said' ah I am getting a little tired of this.
so he twisted harolds arm.
harold looked pissed 'uh what was THAT for?!'
duncan replied 'uh cause I wanted to!' and that was getting annoying anyways. what are wewe gonna do about it dork boy?!'
(he got in harolds face)
harold peed his pants,and duncan laughed.
duncan took him and threw him off a cliff for his own enjoyment then laughed evily.
he dusted off his hands and walked off.
later:
courtney alisema 'I hate you!
duncan replied 'uh SURE wewe do princess!
she kicked him in the cock, then grabbed him and kissed him.
ducan barked 'OH YEAH THATS THE STUFF!
courtney scowled and alisema 'your STILL not my type!
duncan:you make me sick.
(they kissed more)
duncan said' ah I am getting a little tired of this.
so he twisted harolds arm.
harold looked pissed 'uh what was THAT for?!'
duncan replied 'uh cause I wanted to!' and that was getting annoying anyways. what are wewe gonna do about it dork boy?!'
(he got in harolds face)
harold peed his pants,and duncan laughed.
duncan took him and threw him off a cliff for his own enjoyment then laughed evily.
he dusted off his hands and walked off.
later:
courtney alisema 'I hate you!
duncan replied 'uh SURE wewe do princess!
she kicked him in the cock, then grabbed him and kissed him.
ducan barked 'OH YEAH THATS THE STUFF!
courtney scowled and alisema 'your STILL not my type!
duncan:you make me sick.
(they kissed more)