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200+2 Symtoms of the Obsessive Twilight Disorder!
1) Always looking out the window for a rabbit, silver Volvo, red Jeep au a yellow Porsche!
2) wewe like telling to bila mpangilio people who much wewe upendo Twilight!
3) “Googling” I upendo Edward/Jacob during class way too often!
4) When Twilight was shown in a store wewe walked to a person and hand them the book begging them to read it.
5) Having every Twilight picture ever made and pasted onto your ukuta for a Twilight ukuta of fame.
6) Moving into your own room and picking out wallpaper, wewe use a ukuta only for a giant picture of Edward and Bella.
7) Spending 9 and a half hours on a dial-up computer trying to download Adobe Reader to read Breaking Dawn 1st chapter and Midnight Sun!
8) Telling Twilight stories like their your own and laugh at them.
9) You’re really proud when people call wewe Twihard!
10) Watching a Volvo in the gas station, running to into the store and running around yelling "EDWARD! I AM HERE! WHERE ARE YOUUUU?"
11) wewe are really happy for being one of those who had the chance to watch Edward in the big screen!
12) Having at least 100 pictures of something related to twilight on your i-pod .
13) Debating with your Marafiki over who is better Edward au Jacob for 5 hours.
14) If your boyfriend is jealous of a Supernatural creature!
15) Forcing your boyfriend and Marafiki to read Twilight!
16) Randomly talk about Twilight to bila mpangilio people.
17) After kusoma Eclipse trying to figure out what will happen in Breaking Dawn.
18) Making your Marafiki putting their hands over their ears & screaming anytime wewe mention anything remotely related to Twilight.
19) Relating even the most bila mpangilio things to twilight (foods, songs, movies, things ppl say, etc.)
20) Yelling at the New Moon book, and begging for Edward to come back!
21) Checking the news for the “Breaking dawn” movie at least once a day!
22) Having a notebook full of reasons why wewe upendo Edward/Jacob!
23) Talking to people and ease a conversation of Twilight in it.
24) Watching the Breaking Dawn trailer way too often until something else comes out [like the other trailer thing].
25) Imagining yourself as Bella while kusoma the book.
26) Having dreams about Twilight , Edward and Bella almost every night and sometimes wewe are “Bella” in those dreams!
27) Saying «Holy Crow!" on zaidi than one occasion.
28) wewe get annoyed when people named Isabella prefer "Izzy" over "Bella".
29) Wanna name your child of a Twilight Character name.
30) Believing you’re a character sometimes.
31) Start wearing Topaz colored contacts.
32) Throwing a temper tantrum when people wear fangs in their vampire costume.
33) wewe have spent your summer combing foramu and fanfics.
34) Having a shati saying” I AM HAVING A HARD TIME DEALING WITH THE FACT THAT EDWARD CULLEN IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER.”
35) Having a shati saying “Team Edward…because real man do sparkle!”
36) Get really defensive whenever someone disses the book.
37) Finding yourself thinking about twilight several times a day.
38) Accidently calling your Marafiki Twilight names.
39) Find yourself wishing that wewe are a vampire.
40) Feeling sad sometimes because Edward is a fictional character and you’ll never meet him ….
41) despite the fact that deep inside wewe still think (hope never dies) he might be real!
42) Buying a whole magazine just so wewe can rip out the poster with Twilight on it and stick it on your wall.
43) Having a special place in your maktaba consisting of only 4 vitabu (twilight, new moon, eclipse and breaking dawn, and possibly a spot reserved for midnight sun)
44) Having Edward as the only real "man" in your life.
45) Having all the Twilight shabiki sites saved on the vipendwa bar thing.
46) wewe get depressed because maybe you´ll never have someone as great as Edward for you!
47) Walking across a red Volvo and starting squealing and demand that the color must be changed to Silver.
48) Knowing the last and the first word of every book!
49) Your mother can recognize every Twilight character only kwa your description!
50) Constantly saying wewe are like Bella Swan, hoping one day, someone will say "i'll be your Edward, if wewe be my Bella" because, only then, wewe will be truly happy.
51) Not letting any of your Marafiki even touch the vitabu at all!
52) Turning around whenever wewe hear Edward's name!
53) wewe have imagined yourself being Bella... over and over again.
54) Being mad because your Marafiki don't understand your obsession and don't even try to read the book.
55) wewe are in the internet all day, in a twilight-related website!
56) wewe have pushed one of your best mates off a chair giving them a really big bruise because they threw your New Moon copy on the floor...well eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth.
57) wewe don't wanna speak again to your friend’s boyfriend because he read the blurb of Twilight and alisema 'Nah, sounds boring!'
58) Your Marafiki don't know what wewe mean when, in an argument involving choosing sides on your part, wewe say 'I am Switzerland'!
59) wewe know who Diego,Vladimir, Heidy, … are.
60) wewe have read the vitabu over and over and….over again!
61) wewe watch a film and when the main character says “You are my life” to the girl he's in upendo with, wewe say "that's so Edward” and “When Edward says it, sounds better”.
62) wewe have searched in Youtube for Debussi's music!
63) Watching France against England in Euro 2012 and wewe suddenly wanna France to be the winner because there’s a player with the name Debussi which remindes wewe of Edward!
64) wewe think Sparkling Wanyonya damu are cool!
65) wewe squealed at the cinema when they showed a trailer for Breaking Dawn, and everyone turned and looked at you.
66) Sometimes wewe think wewe just saw Edawrd walking in the other side of the street.
67) When all wewe wear is blue clothes cause Edward loves it on Bella!
68) wewe cover your room, MySpace, facebook, locker, folders, and everything else wewe own with twilight décor.
69) wewe have listened to the soundtracks millions of times!
70) wewe stay up practically all night after you've seen the midnight inaonyesha of Breaking Dawn on the computer raving about how good the movie was!
71) wewe always look for uyoga ravioli on menus when wewe go to Italian restaurants!
72) wewe randomly talk to strangers that are also obsessed with twilight for hours at the bookstore.
73) wewe wake up in the morning and go to eat breakfast saying "breakfast for the human!!"
74) wewe are kusoma this list!
75) wewe Threatened to tape your 10 mwaka old little cousin’s mouth SHUT during the Breaking Dawn movie.
76) wewe are at the mall talking to a poster of Edward asking him "Mi Amor...Why ? WHY are wewe not real?" and people stare at wewe like wewe are a maniac!
77) Having a pic with wewe and Edward’s poster!
78) wewe turn around when someone says the word Twilight!
79) wewe have an extremely high score in the Addicted to Twilight application on Facebook.
80) wewe own every single Twilight T-shirt, poster, key chain, button, etc…
81) wewe have googled “I am in upendo with Edward Cullen”
82) wewe dream about Twilight and dream about kusoma the words from the pages.
83) wewe are complaining because wewe are aging really fast, every sekunde wewe get older.
84) wewe have wewe favourite Twilight Quote sticked in your wall.
85) Having as your nenosiri words such as “Twilgiht4ever, JustBella, EdwardMaisenCullen, TeamJacob, SparklingVamps, Mymonkeyman etc…)
86) Watch the movie heaps of times to be as close to Edward Cullen as possible.
87) Counting Volvos from your window!
88) wewe got at least 3 people to hate Twilight with a passion because wewe talk about it so much. One of those haters even made a T-shirt that alisema "I hate Twilight."
89) wewe have tried to read other people’s minds kwa staring at them…”Sex…money…sex…money…cat!”
90) wewe are trying to ignore the haters because wewe know that THEY ARE SO WRONG!”
91) When it's sunny wewe read vitabu outside, trying hard not to look at a mti cause wewe know Edward is watching you.
92) wewe have a folder on your computer called "Twilight" sorted into different files of shabiki fiction, Youtube videos, interviews, icons, pictures.
93) When wewe see twilight posters wewe spend an saa with your friend positioning your head exactly so it fits where Bella’s would be.
94) wewe have started listening to the classical muziki which Edward likes.
95) When the sun goes down wewe say to people "this is the safest time for us!"
96) Wou wear a blue dress with stilettos to prom and complain the entire way through.
97) wewe cried when wewe first read “Forever and Forever and Forever”
98) …You are still crying every time wewe read it!
99) ”From all things about me that could frighten you, wewe worry about ...” -->You know what goes next!
100) wewe name a pet au give someone a nickname of a twilight character.
101) Edward and some other characters have inspired wewe in many different ways.
102) When all wewe think is about is how sweet Edward is and wewe wish zaidi guys were as sweet and caring he is.
103) Wishing wewe lived somewhere buy woods just to walk in the woods and scream at the juu of your lungs COME GET ME IM REAADYYY!
104) wewe can memorize everything the character alisema in the book.
105) wewe dream about becoming a vampire.
106) wewe like Muse even zaidi now!
107) wewe look at red apples in a completely different way.
108) wewe look at lambs and lions in a completely different way!
109) Sometimes wewe unlock your bedroom window so that Edward will find it easier to get in if he is out there somewhere.
110) wewe have actually spent hours staring at your Edward Cullen poster without getting bored.
111) wewe will definitely buy a silver Volvo, a black Mercedes au a red convertible, kubadilishwa when wewe are older.
112) wewe pay much zaidi interest to Romeo and Juliet.
113) wewe re-read au read for the first time “Wuthering Heights”.
114) wewe now want a wedding dress inspired kwa Edward’s era!
115) wewe will never be really happy until wewe fall in upendo with a vampire.
116) wewe cried when Edward leaves Bella in new moon (even on the eighth time wewe read it.)
117) wewe want to go to Forks for your spring/summer break.
118) wewe want to visit Volterra once in your life!
119) Wondering if “Volterra” really existes and Googling it. (it does exist)
120) wewe start imagining scenes from the vitabu in your head before wewe go to bed/ school/ the mall/ the toilet/ who knows?
121) wewe print (Googled) pictures of Edward.
122) You’ve thought of joining all the Twilight shabiki klabu that there are.
123) wewe go on vacation to a paradisiacal place but instead of looking at the sea, wewe read "Eclipse".
124) wewe can’t stop watching the sinema series over and over.
125) wewe wonder who is a better kisser, Edward au Jacob?
126)You have tried to smell your blood to see of Bella was right in her discription.
127)Ballet studios creep wewe out.
128) wewe have something to do with twilight on your mind all of the time.
129) wewe own a set of plastic vampire fangs.
130) wewe googled “adrenaline rush”.
131) Every song wewe listen to somehow reminds wewe of twilight.
132) wewe believe in Wanyonya damu and have some suspects!
133) You've seen the first movie at least 10 times, and know all the lines!
134) wewe are counting untill Breaking Dawn Part II!
135) wewe Teach your 3 mwaka old cousin the names of the characters .
136) wewe get your 10 mwaka old sister addicted to twilight.
137) wewe get your 24 mwaka old sister addicted to twilight .
138) wewe look at your boyfriend and think :" Dammit why don't wewe sparkle?"
139) wewe can't stop smiling when someone talks about Bella and Edward!
140) wewe quote large sections of the vitabu kwa memory.
141) wewe plan to take a road trip to La Push!
142) When people ask wewe to describe your perfect man he tends to be pale, golden eyed with bronze hair.
143) “Edward” no longer sounds like a boring old-English name.
144) Starting constant arguments with your friends/family/total strangers that Wanyonya damu and mtu-bweha really DO exist !
145) No man will ever compare to Edward Cullen.
146) wewe wish Alice Cullen was your best Friend.
147) wewe get anxious and wish Jasper was there.
148) The only thing your listened to for 2 months straight was the soundtrack.
149) wewe had a screaming match with your mum because she wanted to read twilight in the sun and wewe didn’t want the pages to go yellow and actually started crying…
150) When wewe started studying mitosis and meiosis in science wewe screamed!
151) wewe were studying an artist in art called reuben, reubeni Patterson wewe immediately started siku dreaming about Robert Pattinson.
152) wewe like Aro and the Volturi even though they are the the bad guys!
153) Having a orodha with your “Favorite Twilight Quotes”
154) Having a orodha with “My favourite Twilight Pages!”
155) wewe get into screaming matches over who’s better - Edward au Jacob.
156 ) Being in upendo with zaidi that one characters, Edwrad,Jacob,Jasper,Emmett,Seth at the same time!
157 ) Begging everyone wewe meet to read the book and even people over the internet .
158) wewe now like Supernatural creatures zaidi then wewe could ever imagined!
159) wewe suddenly see your friend Jessica differently!
160) wewe compare your doctor to Carlisle.
161) wewe start using words like 'ostentatious' and 'irrevocably'.
162) wewe have tried talking to Edward in your thoughts hoping he’ll be here!
163) Thunderstorms make wewe think of vampire baseball
164) wewe wish for your Edward Cullen daily.
165) wewe smile every time wewe meet someone with a name from the books!
166) wewe screamed at the movie because it was WRONG !
167) wewe fall asleep with the book in your arms.
168) Your Marafiki are afraid to ask wewe what wewe want to talk about!
169) wewe wonder what your blood would smell like to a vampire.
170 ) Whenever wewe see an apple on the edge of a meza, jedwali knock it off on purpose and try to do the roll up leg apple thing.
171) Edward Cullen is your screen saver au karatasi la kupamba ukuta on your computer.
172) wewe buy a husky, paint it russet and call it Jacob
173) wewe got 49/45 on your science test because it was on mitosis!
174) wewe are totally broke because wewe buy every twilight thing wewe ever see!
175) wewe listened to the soundtrack 50 times non stop when wewe first got it!
176) wewe start screaming in shopping centers and everyone looks at you, when wewe see a twilight item wewe haven't seen before!
177) Rain makes wewe very happy and thunderstorms make wewe even happier!
178) wewe know the answer to every trivia swali in the Twilight board game.
179) You've gone to Google maps typed in Forks Washington found local pictures and downloaded one au zaidi of them as the background for your desktop.
180) wewe enter your room at 00.00 in order to sleep and wewe are hoping to see Edward sitting on your bed!
181) Instead of uandishi about wars and battles in your history test , wewe try to explain to your teacher what "imprinting" means!
182) Sometimes wewe fell that if wewe hadn’t read Twilgiht, today wewe would be a coplitelly different person.
183) wewe have spent 1000 hours of your life wondering if Wanyonya damu exist!
184) When wewe see a silver Volvo driving down the road and wewe chase after it screaming for Edward to stop the car !
185) If wewe could be part of any book, wewe would like to play in Twilight.
186) The first thing wewe think of is "What would Edward do?" in every situation.
186) wewe try to catch a glimpse of the driver whenever wewe see a silver Volvo pass by.
187) Start wondering if wewe prefer …ice au fire…?
188) Finding yourself thinking “Edward would never do that, Edward would never say that…”
189) Smiling when wewe hear bila mpangilio people around wewe talking about Twilight …
180) …and interputting them because she called Carlisle, “Caaarlisle!”, it’s Carlile…isn’t that difficult, is it?
182) Your ikoni is related to Twilight!
183) …and your kauli mbiu is a quote from the books!
184) wewe are laughing because wewe know wewe have done half of the above!
186) wewe try to find similariteis between normal boys / men from your school/neightborhood and Edward!
187) Your Prince Charming drives a Silver Volvo!?
188) wewe imagine yourself fighting against the Voltury, practising with Jasper, laughting and joking with Emmett, and go shopping with Alice!
189) wewe have imagined Edward’s smile over and over again and wewe can’t find someone with a better smile!
190) Every time wewe finish kusoma the book wewe actually read even the irrelevant pages in the end!
191) When it’s hot wewe wish for Edward’s hug and when it’s cold wewe want your personal space heater.
192) When Edward left in New Moon wewe kinda felt he anbonded not only Bella but wewe too!
193) wewe have promised to your Marafiki and your relatives several times that wewe ‘ll never talk about Twilight again but wewe break your promise way to easy.
194) Every time wewe read the vitabu wewe are trying so hard to remember how wewe felt the first time wewe read it.
195) wewe wish wewe could feel the same again.
196) Even though wewe are completely in upendo with Edward Cullen if wewe had the chance to make him upendo wewe , wewe wound never separate him from Bella because as everyone knows…they were made to be together!
197) Wasting your time kusoma these reasons and posting your own maoni about this!
198) wewe know that Twilight isn’t probably the best book wewe have read but …still is your favourite!
199) Starting feeling really happy when wewe realise that wewe are in some way lucky because wewe belong to the Twilght Family and to the Twilght Generation!
200 ) Being really really REALLY proud for kusoma Twilight and even zaidi proud because wewe loved it!
201) Knowing that the siku of the Twilight end is close but still…not feeling bad becauce everything comes to an end and wewe will always have the vitabu and the sinema in your maktaba …
202)…but not only there! wewe will always have them in a special place in your heart!
