A/N: hujambo I was just sat here thinking about how the Cullens would deal with everyone knowing everything about them. Thus, let me introduce wewe to the Celebrity Cullens. Are Wanyonya damu ready to be thrust into the limelight, are you? Microphone and microscope ready?
Disclaimer: Stephenie can have Twilight, this baby is mine muaahaha :-)
Observer POV:
“Edward, could wewe bite me please?” Screams an ordinary girl, pulling Bella and Nessie closer to him, his response is a sharp but quiet “No!” “Oh...well wewe are nothing like your character” She tells the vampire. Outraged in a typical Edwardesque way “I have never wanted to bite Bella except the first time, I did it once and I don’t intend on doing it again”. Reporter shoving a microphone in his face “So wewe do admit wewe are a danger to people, zaidi so to the vulnerable ones who are susceptible to your charm?”
She appears arrogant on the subject of her immunity to his forcible powers. Tilting his head down slightly so he can look into her eyes, that crooked smile spans across his face “No zaidi questions” The tone he uses is soft and gentle, she is dazzled, left completely dumfounded at the side of his Volvo. Flashes of light ignite all around them, from an unseen place a huge man appears “Why don’t wewe leave this family alone and just take a chill pill” Though his voice is control, it is peppered with anger and irritation as he shakes a little.
“Jake!” Bella calls in reproachful tone, wewe get the feeling she is embarrassed, but it does not show, her transformation has taken away the signs. In her arms little, well wewe can’t really say little when she is quite so big Renesmee smiles at her friend, patting his shoulder. With another threatening look received the media step back, giving the Cullen’s space, in the same mwepesi, teleka sekunde they are gone, an engine can be heard as they go speeding off into the distance.
Bella’s POV:
“What a complete bunch of jerks” Jacob adds, “Did wewe see how close they were getting to Nessie?” “I have a good mind to go back there and ngumi, punch them, especially that creepy one; his tight upper lip would be sweet spot”. Renesmee looked at him, her face took on a strange expression ‘Violence is never the answer’ She mimicked his earlier tone, when he explained to her that grievous bodily harm was an offence and grandpa Charlie would have to arrest her. Edward and I laughed.
“Haha, it is great that this is all so funny to you, wewe are meant to be her parents wewe are meant to protect her!” I was fuming “We are doing the best we can!” “Edward made a mistake, he didn’t mean to cause a problem, we all upendo Renesmee and she knows we upendo her!” His face was not quite apologetic but it was thawed. I looked at Edward who seemed okay but I could tell he was hurt, reaching over I stroked his arm reassuringly, sometimes words didn’t seem right au they weren’t enough.
A/N: Please review I've got pleny zaidi to come, we are just getting started.
Disclaimer: Stephenie can have Twilight, this baby is mine muaahaha :-)
Observer POV:
“Edward, could wewe bite me please?” Screams an ordinary girl, pulling Bella and Nessie closer to him, his response is a sharp but quiet “No!” “Oh...well wewe are nothing like your character” She tells the vampire. Outraged in a typical Edwardesque way “I have never wanted to bite Bella except the first time, I did it once and I don’t intend on doing it again”. Reporter shoving a microphone in his face “So wewe do admit wewe are a danger to people, zaidi so to the vulnerable ones who are susceptible to your charm?”
She appears arrogant on the subject of her immunity to his forcible powers. Tilting his head down slightly so he can look into her eyes, that crooked smile spans across his face “No zaidi questions” The tone he uses is soft and gentle, she is dazzled, left completely dumfounded at the side of his Volvo. Flashes of light ignite all around them, from an unseen place a huge man appears “Why don’t wewe leave this family alone and just take a chill pill” Though his voice is control, it is peppered with anger and irritation as he shakes a little.
“Jake!” Bella calls in reproachful tone, wewe get the feeling she is embarrassed, but it does not show, her transformation has taken away the signs. In her arms little, well wewe can’t really say little when she is quite so big Renesmee smiles at her friend, patting his shoulder. With another threatening look received the media step back, giving the Cullen’s space, in the same mwepesi, teleka sekunde they are gone, an engine can be heard as they go speeding off into the distance.
Bella’s POV:
“What a complete bunch of jerks” Jacob adds, “Did wewe see how close they were getting to Nessie?” “I have a good mind to go back there and ngumi, punch them, especially that creepy one; his tight upper lip would be sweet spot”. Renesmee looked at him, her face took on a strange expression ‘Violence is never the answer’ She mimicked his earlier tone, when he explained to her that grievous bodily harm was an offence and grandpa Charlie would have to arrest her. Edward and I laughed.
“Haha, it is great that this is all so funny to you, wewe are meant to be her parents wewe are meant to protect her!” I was fuming “We are doing the best we can!” “Edward made a mistake, he didn’t mean to cause a problem, we all upendo Renesmee and she knows we upendo her!” His face was not quite apologetic but it was thawed. I looked at Edward who seemed okay but I could tell he was hurt, reaching over I stroked his arm reassuringly, sometimes words didn’t seem right au they weren’t enough.
A/N: Please review I've got pleny zaidi to come, we are just getting started.
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” kwa the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains au argues, reply with “What are wewe gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room au says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” kwa Madonna.
Source: link
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains au argues, reply with “What are wewe gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room au says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” kwa Madonna.
Source: link
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hello fanfiction writers
I feeling really bored right now, so i guess i thought about all of wewe guys/girls :D
I want to congratulate wewe all for making such awesome and great fanfiction. So it must be said, so everyone can read about you're fanfiction :-)
I read most of the fanfiction (allot actually) myself and i just adore them i sometimes print them out and start kusoma them like a book, it's really amazing that people are still so broad-minded :o)
*****To all fanfiction writers out there continue the great job and don't ever stop :D LOL and to the people who want to start a fanfiction on there own, good luck and enjoy what wewe write :D*****
I feeling really bored right now, so i guess i thought about all of wewe guys/girls :D
I want to congratulate wewe all for making such awesome and great fanfiction. So it must be said, so everyone can read about you're fanfiction :-)
I read most of the fanfiction (allot actually) myself and i just adore them i sometimes print them out and start kusoma them like a book, it's really amazing that people are still so broad-minded :o)
*****To all fanfiction writers out there continue the great job and don't ever stop :D LOL and to the people who want to start a fanfiction on there own, good luck and enjoy what wewe write :D*****
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