Even after saving him in Italy he didn’t want me back. I hoped that maybe he would, but he didn’t. The worst part was, as well as losing him; I had to lose Alice again too. The fake cascade he had put on because he felt guilty, replayed in my head a million times over. I didn’t like being lied to. Keeping his distance so I knew that he was going to bolt as soon as he got the chance was better than being lied to.
“Bella, Its Jacob on the phone.” Charlie shouted up the stairs. I pulled back the covers letting my feet touch the cold ground, I shivered when they did. “Bells?” Charlie called again. “Yeah I’m just coming dad.” I called back. Ah, my voice was all croaky. I made my way slowly down in an attempt not to trip over. “Hello?” I alisema into the receiver as I took the phone off Charlie. “Bella, are wewe ok?” Jacob asked. I nodded. “I’m ok.” My moyo lurched forward. That was not at all true. “Bella...” Jacob warned. I really wasn’t very good at the whole lying thing. “Charlie’s going to work soon right?”He asked quickly. “So I’ll come up and we can talk ok?”
“Mmm Hmm” I muttered down the phone. “Everything will be ok I promise.” He alisema softly, and then hung up. I really didn’t want Jacob anymore involved with this as he already was. “I’ve got to go I’m late for work.” Charlie huffed. “Ok dad.” He turned around to look at me as he reached the door. “Remember you’re still grounded, so wewe can’t leave the house.” I nodded biting my nails. “Well ok then. See wewe later Bells.” A moment later I heard his police cruiser pull away from the house. I went to the bathroom. After one look in the mirror, I started pulling my hairbrush through my awfully Tangled hair and then hopped into the shower. A while later I got out drying myself off and getting dressed. There was a knock at the door. It must be Jacob. “Come in.” I called. I headed down stairs but the doors didn’t open. “Odd.” I thought. I decided to answer the door if he wasn’t going to let himself in. But it wasn’t who I thought it was. Oh no It was far from who I thought it was.
“Bella, Its Jacob on the phone.” Charlie shouted up the stairs. I pulled back the covers letting my feet touch the cold ground, I shivered when they did. “Bells?” Charlie called again. “Yeah I’m just coming dad.” I called back. Ah, my voice was all croaky. I made my way slowly down in an attempt not to trip over. “Hello?” I alisema into the receiver as I took the phone off Charlie. “Bella, are wewe ok?” Jacob asked. I nodded. “I’m ok.” My moyo lurched forward. That was not at all true. “Bella...” Jacob warned. I really wasn’t very good at the whole lying thing. “Charlie’s going to work soon right?”He asked quickly. “So I’ll come up and we can talk ok?”
“Mmm Hmm” I muttered down the phone. “Everything will be ok I promise.” He alisema softly, and then hung up. I really didn’t want Jacob anymore involved with this as he already was. “I’ve got to go I’m late for work.” Charlie huffed. “Ok dad.” He turned around to look at me as he reached the door. “Remember you’re still grounded, so wewe can’t leave the house.” I nodded biting my nails. “Well ok then. See wewe later Bells.” A moment later I heard his police cruiser pull away from the house. I went to the bathroom. After one look in the mirror, I started pulling my hairbrush through my awfully Tangled hair and then hopped into the shower. A while later I got out drying myself off and getting dressed. There was a knock at the door. It must be Jacob. “Come in.” I called. I headed down stairs but the doors didn’t open. “Odd.” I thought. I decided to answer the door if he wasn’t going to let himself in. But it wasn’t who I thought it was. Oh no It was far from who I thought it was.
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” kwa the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains au argues, reply with “What are wewe gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room au says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” kwa Madonna.
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” kwa the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains au argues, reply with “What are wewe gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room au says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” kwa Madonna.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie alisema Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” kwa The Police. When she asks why the hell wewe did it, say that she reminds wewe of Roxanne.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie alisema Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” kwa The Police. When she asks why the hell wewe did it, say that she reminds wewe of Roxanne.