Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight au the characters - unfortunately. I don't own the songs either.
TooHuman-bella
vampboi-edward
love_myself_too_much-rosalie
grizzlybears-emmett
shop_till_you_drop-alice
jazz-jasper
TooHuman signing in
vampboi signing in
grizzlybears sgning in
TooHuman:Hiiiiiiii Peeps!
vampboi:hi love,are wewe alright?
TooHuman:oh i'm fiiiiiiiine
grizzlybears:Hahahaha
vampboi:Emmett did wewe give her sugar?
grizzlybears:no...maybe...yes
TooHuman:who wants to play a game?
vampboi:me!
grizzlybears:me too!
TooHuman:ok which song i'm a i singing- We’re soarin’, flyin’There’s not a nyota in heaven That we can’t reachIf we’re trying So we’re breaking free wewe know the world can see us In a way that’sdifferent than who we are
Creating space between us
‘Til we’re separate hearts
But your faith it gives me strength
Strength to believe
We’re breakin’ free
We’re soarin’
Fly-
vampboi:High School Musical
Toohuman: emmett 0 edward 1-oh i wish i was a punk rocker with maua, ua in my hair it was 77 and 69 when revol-
grizzlybears:punk rocker!
Toohuman:i'm bored now bye
Toohuman signing oof
vampboi signing oof
grizzlybears signing oof
hope wewe liked it
TooHuman-bella
vampboi-edward
love_myself_too_much-rosalie
grizzlybears-emmett
shop_till_you_drop-alice
jazz-jasper
TooHuman signing in
vampboi signing in
grizzlybears sgning in
TooHuman:Hiiiiiiii Peeps!
vampboi:hi love,are wewe alright?
TooHuman:oh i'm fiiiiiiiine
grizzlybears:Hahahaha
vampboi:Emmett did wewe give her sugar?
grizzlybears:no...maybe...yes
TooHuman:who wants to play a game?
vampboi:me!
grizzlybears:me too!
TooHuman:ok which song i'm a i singing- We’re soarin’, flyin’There’s not a nyota in heaven That we can’t reachIf we’re trying So we’re breaking free wewe know the world can see us In a way that’sdifferent than who we are
Creating space between us
‘Til we’re separate hearts
But your faith it gives me strength
Strength to believe
We’re breakin’ free
We’re soarin’
Fly-
vampboi:High School Musical
Toohuman: emmett 0 edward 1-oh i wish i was a punk rocker with maua, ua in my hair it was 77 and 69 when revol-
grizzlybears:punk rocker!
Toohuman:i'm bored now bye
Toohuman signing oof
vampboi signing oof
grizzlybears signing oof
hope wewe liked it
10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen
10. Tell him only to address wewe in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have zaidi fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? upendo thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the dawati in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy au McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
10. Tell him only to address wewe in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have zaidi fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? upendo thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the dawati in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy au McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
9. “Superstitious old man.” (Page 239)
8. “Pretty crazy stuff, though, isn’t it? No wonder my dad doesn’t want us to talk about it anymore.” (Page 126)
7. “So do wewe think we’re a bunch of superstitious natives au what?” (Page 126)
6. “I guess I just violated the treaty.” (Page 126)
5. “You wouldn’t happen to know where I could get my hands on a master cylinder for a 1986 Volkswagen Rabbit?” (Page 120)
4. “I swear the old man is losing his mind.” (Page 490)
3. “Can wewe believe my dad paid me twenty bucks to come to your prom?” (Page 490)
2. “I don’t think a tank could take out that old monster.” (Page 120)
1. “So, should I tell him wewe alisema to butt the hell out?” (Page 492)
Grade: A+
The “Twilight” sourpuss looked much less awkward than usual in a stunning strapless midnight blue Monique Lhuillier gown. Kristen topped off her look with a classy diamond bracelet kwa H. Stern.
Anna Kendrick
Grade: B+
The Best Supporting Actress nominee originally selected a blue dress for her Oscars debut, but had a change of moyo and opted to wear an Elie Saab Couture off-the-shoulder blush kanzu, gown instead. upendo the dress, but we’re not too sure about the chunky shoes!
Taylor Lautner
Grade: A-
The “Twilight” heartthrob popped his signature lopsided pose in a Dolce & Gabbana ensemble.
I read the first book & i could'nt decide which team i was then i read the sekunde book & i choose.......... Edward! Because Jacob promised Bella he wouldn't hurt her & he does! I think Jacob is a JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LUV EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDWARD IS HOTTER THAN JACOB!!!!!
JACOB IS UGLY LIKE THE REST OF THE QUILUTES!!!
I LUV EDWARD!!
EDWARD IS HOT LIKE THE GUY I LIKE!!!!!!
I=BELLA
HE=EDWARD
ON MY TWILIGHT CALENDER JACOB IS JANUARY &SAM IS AUGUST WHICH SUCKS!!!!!!!
EDWARD IS MARCH!!!!!!!!!!
I LUV EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDWARD IS HOTTER THAN JACOB!!!!!
JACOB IS UGLY LIKE THE REST OF THE QUILUTES!!!
I LUV EDWARD!!
EDWARD IS HOT LIKE THE GUY I LIKE!!!!!!
I=BELLA
HE=EDWARD
ON MY TWILIGHT CALENDER JACOB IS JANUARY &SAM IS AUGUST WHICH SUCKS!!!!!!!
EDWARD IS MARCH!!!!!!!!!!