10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.

9. Call him a space heater.

8. Tell him that mbwa make good pets, not good partners.

7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.

6. Inform him that real men sparkle.

5. Walk up to him and claim wewe have imprinted. Say wewe upendo him and demand his paw in marriage.

4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.

3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.

2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.

And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?

1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.

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10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.

9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.

8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.

7. Try to stab him through the moyo with a stake.

6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.

5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.

4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.

3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.

2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..

And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?

1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”

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It has come to my attention that the majibu feature is frequently used incorrectly in the Twilight Spot. I have seen numerous maswali such as.." Who is hotter, Edward au Jacob," au "What is your inayopendelewa book from the series?" It is okay to ask maswali like this (even though they start to get repetitive) but please use the Pick feature, which is made for oppinionated majibu and questions.

The majibu Feature is meant for FACTUAL maswali only. I have seen other spots and it seems to me that the Twilight Spot is a perfect example for wrongly placed questions.

I'm just stating a concern and hope that i helped a small bit. Here is a great makala kwa Cinders, from the fanpop Etiquette spot that does a great job explaining the majibu Feature.

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Thanks for listening to me rant :p

I think we upendo it because its romantic and we all wish we had some one like Edward Cullen to swoop over and take us away that would be great,right? Personally I like the REAL Robert Pattinson zaidi than the charecter and would upendo to meet him I mean who wouldnt but I dont know about wewe but I for one beleive in what most people dont beleive in, such as vampires,faries,mermaids wewe know stuff such as that,call me crazy but I really do even I cant explain why I upendo that Stephanie Meyers created this story I upendo this story like no other why I upendo it so much is a mystery to me.

Twilight's Monster $35 Mil Debut

Bigger than the latest Indiana Jones. Bigger than the biggest James Bond. That's how big Twilight was yesterday.

The $37 million vampire flick, expected to have a killer opening day, had a monster opening day, grossing an estimated $35 million, Exhibitor Relations reported. One-fifth of that gross, au $7 million, came from Friday midnight screenings.

The box-office tracking firm alisema a $75 million Friday-Sunday gross was now a possibility. Going into Friday, $60 million was considered the movie's best-case scenario.

When the counting's done, Twilight's Friday take may rank as the 14th au 15th biggest opener of all time, having surpassed the debuts of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull ($25 million) and Quantum of Solace ($27 million), to name two hivi karibuni blockbusters.

Bolt, the animated talking-dog movie, was curbed kwa Twilight, grossing $7 million on Friday, Exhibitor Relations said.

Ok my theory is that i know a bok vampire and a girl vampire can't have babies, but i think that a boy vampire and a human girl could. I mean why not? Girl Wanyonya damu are basically dead, but human girls aren't! Well, what do wewe guys think. Couldn't it be possible?! What do wewe gus and girls think. please reply on the maoni section. Ok i know that i am babbling now but pretend that after my theory that this stuff isnt even here because the fanpp people won't let me publish this if it isn't long enough! Ok! so please pretend that this stuff isn't here!

I've been fanpopping since september if I am correct. At first I was a stranger to this site, and spot. But, soon enough I have grown fond wewe ladies here. I think it is awesome that I found girls who are exactly like me. OBESSESED with the Twilight Series! Everyone gets exciting when the thought, au mentioned anything that has to do with the series! I upendo it, and it makes me happy that I am not alone when it comes to being obssesd with these series of books, being I've been kusoma the series since 2005 it was hard to find girls like me. Everyone one of wewe ladies are amazing, smart, funny, and just really neat to talk about Twilight because wewe girls are awesome, and wouldn't trade any other mashabiki on any other fansite for wewe ladies! I just upendo wewe all! you're awesome!
sometimes it can get a little cold hearted, but then again everyone is no great and nice!

wewe ladies are great!!!

upendo wewe all!!!

Gileygirl =D

Guess What?????
I have the Alice Cullen hairstyle after after waiting agesssssssss. I'm soooooooooo happy. Everyone likes it and they are calling me alice at school as they know how obssessed with Twilight I am.

:)

I hope Twilight Eclipse is good, not long before thats coming out at the cinemas lol. Bring on the Wanyonya damu lol(and werewolves).

I have bopth DVD'S lol Twilight annnnnd Newmoon.

PS those who have read my Alice Cullen Story fanfic, Sorry I haven't been on here for a while.

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