Twilight Funnies

ZC30 published
We don't want to start a fight! Carisle said. Your protecing a crimial. Aro said. Why on earth did they keep calling me a crimal? My anger was at it's highest, so I thought that it was best to fight. The fight started but no one moved, we out numbered the Violturi kwa 1 but they had a vampire with 3 special power that was with them. My family was really good at fightig since we had Jasper but the Volturi we trained to fight. No one on my side of the family wanted to mMs the first move, if we did we could be killed fir attept to kill the Volturi. Jane was trying her best to get...

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Spunk Ransom Is Born
In one of his first interviews for the "Twilight" franchise, MTV News had nearly an saa alone with the soon-to-be A-lister on the set of the film. Among the many maswali we brought him was: "What do wewe think of your nickname RPattz?" He responded in his usual charming, rambling manner, insisting that he wanted a new nickname: Spunk Ransom. The term has stuck, been officially defined, yielded some very cool "Twilight" merch and is reportedly the easiest way to get a smile out of Rob — er, Spunk —...

chapter 16

"so meet me at my house at 10pm?"i alisema as we walked out of the plane
"yep i cant wait to see your house"alice alisema exsited,thety where all coming to my house to meet and talk with the pack
and as i walke doff the stairs i seen vickie and jake they ran to me like i have been missing for years in stead if half of the siku it was like 6pm right now

"muma"vickie alisema as she reached me jake put his arm around me and vickie put her arms around my neck

"muma i missed wewe all day,can i stay up late to watch movie with wewe and jakey?"she asked me

"yes wewe can"i alisema then jake kissed me...

My eyes snap open as I escape from my dream. Another in yet the series of dreams I have been enduring. This one was worst of all. Everything was sliping through my fingers as I faded away, my life crumbling. Everything I loved was being taken away. I stop my self as I beging to hyper ventalate. Jake turns towards me as I gasp for air I had let pass.

"What's wrong?" He brushes his fingertips against my cheek. They burn my skin leaving me with a flushed look.

A sigh escapes my lips. "Nothing just another nightmare." I crush my small body into his warm chest.

"You wanna talk about it?" He asks...

A butterfly. How delicately she flies, how softly her wings indent the breeze, so fragile, so yet undeniably beautiful. She had often found herself wondering, how such a faint being can take flight, against the continuous forces rising against her. Yet once again the wings keep beating, unfazed and unaltered kwa fear. Can a being with such a dainty appearance remain true of heart, when all around her seems lost?
Is this true of all that surrounds us? we are each aliyopewa choices, we are all alike, are we this butterfly? Are your wings beating in desperation to keep some how airborne, au are you...

Hey, can wewe guys rate AND comment? it's kind of annoying to have like 4 rates and 1 comment. So I don't know who is actualy rating. Thanks! (also Mary meets the Cullens here.)

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I watched the scenery fly by. So I could tell when she slowed and pulled off the road. Her eyes went blank, but still drove.

"What?"

"Nothing, just put these on." She threw me some clothes, that looked just like the ones she had on. Were we going to confuse her coven. I had the same jeans, shirt, jacket, hat, shoes, everything matched to hers. We looked so alike....

Attention “Twilight” fans. The official "Twilight" shabiki convention is coming to a venue near you.

The three-day weekend shabiki conventions will tour around the country and internationally over the inayofuata three years, with 20 stops already announced and one scheduled in the Southland at the Los Angeles Airport Marriott Hotel on March 12-14, 2010.

"Twilight" mashabiki will have the chance to meet and get up-close and personal with "Twilight" cast members, including Kellan Lutz (Emmet Cullen) and Ashley Green (Alice Cullen), with additional guests to be announced. No word on whether Robert Pattinson (who...

Is it possible for a vampire to go through the transformation again? I asked myself. I felt so drain for some reason. Everything was blurry
when I opened my eyes but as I blinked zaidi it became clearer. Sawyer was sitting kwa the bed. How are wewe feeling? Carisle alisema as he was coming in the room. I feel drained, empty almost. I told him. That is because, when wewe transformed into your human form, the animal blood that wewe drink becomes your human blood, and some how your body makes that blood have wewe scent in it. Carisle said. Can I try to get back into my vampire form? I asked Carisle. I...

One siku later

It was me,vickie and alice at the hotel ,jasper left to go help find james,the girl Victoria was following Esme and Rosalie but,she stopped so esme is watching my dad and rosalie is helping Edward,Emmet,Carlisle and Jasper find james. The phone rang alice alisema "hello"
she listened"nothing i have seen nothing"
"here"she alisema to me and handed the phone

"hello"i said
"bella its so good to here your voice"he alisema
"have wewe found anything yet?"i asked my edward
"nothing at all,he vanished but we are following the girl now"he said
"edward i miss you"i alisema really low cuz i didnt want to...

The inayofuata morning, Maria woke early and staggered into the bathroom. She leaned heavily on the sink and peered into the mirror. Her eyes were sunken and heavy with sleep, her hair a Tangled mess atop her head. She attacked it with a brush and splashed water on her face, attempting to wake herself up fully, still shuddering from her nightmares. This proved to be an impossible task and so with a resigned sigh she left the bathroom. It didn’t matter about her hair. She’d looked worse.
She dressed quickly, flung her bag on her back and proceeded to leave. At the door she paused, chewing her lip....

Seth's POV
I was at the Cullen's house waiting for Zoe to come back home. All the sudden Edward jumped up. Edward started panicking, Bella grabbed his hand trying to make him stand still. Edward, what is wrong?- Bella ket asking. It's Zoey, she has been shot! I was freaking out. What do wewe mean Zoey has been shot. I asked Edward, I couldn't grasped it. Collin is will be here in 3 minutes, Bella get on the phone with everyone. I have to go set up everything. He ran up stairs, I folloed him. What can I do?? I asked in a worried tone. I don't know. Bella came into the room and hannded him the...

As soon as I woke up I checked my phone. There was nothing, not even a voicemail! I went down stairs and grabbed a Red ng'ombe and Sunny D. I mixed them together and it created my inayopendelewa drink. I sat on the kitanda looking down at my
drink wondering why Collin hadn't called yet. So Collin hasn't calls you, Emmett asked. No he hasn't, I bet Jake has him doing a double shift au something. I don't have him doing anything for me Jake alisema has he walked through the door.
Do wewe know why he hadn't called me? I asked Jacob. I can't tell wewe anything. Please just promise me wewe will wait and let him tell...

Here's one for today! ^_^


"Oh. My. God." Angela and I said, perfectly syncronized.
After a few mintes of silence, Angela and I bursted out laughing.
"This is NOT funny!" Lauren yelled.
That maoni made us laugh even harder.
"I NEED a picture of this." Angela said, getting her messenger bag,
"Don't. You. Dare." Lauren growled.
Angela took her small camera and made a quick picture of Lauren's horror-strucked and embarrassed face.
"GIVE ME THAT CAMERA!" Lauren yelled.

Before any of us could reply, a flight attendance came towards us.
"Excuse me? Miss? wewe need to be zaidi quiet and take your seat."...

Chapter 7- Return of my Nightmares

May 1919

I approached the train station slowly. Abigail and Tom were accompanying me. The past two years had actually been quite peaceful without the constant stream of beatings and disapproval of each movement I made.

We waited as the train came to a complete stop in front of us and women and children all around us flooded around the doors to greet their loved ones. I was one of the few who stood still staring at the train. All the others were elderly, too old to rush mbele au I was sure they would be doing so. The crowd slowly cleared and I spotted Charles...

Chapter 6- Relief

After I was done at the hospital Abigail and Tom took me home. Charles' car was waiting in the driveway. “Oh no,” I breathed. “Just drop me off here. If he sees wewe with me he'll know I told wewe and it will only be worse than it will for me not being here. Thank wewe both for your help,”I smiled gratefully and sprinted back to my house. I smiled back at Tom who look angry, sad and slightly amused that I could still run as fast as always. The whole time I was running I was praying that somehow Charles wouldn't be angry with me.

I opened the door slowly and slipped inside....

Maria, tired of tripping over the same entanglement of brambles every single time she walked through the front gate, reached down and forcefully ripped the twisted plant from the soil. It came loose reluctantly and left Maria with numerous cuts and scratches on her palm. She wasn’t worried- she was used to that kind of thing.
Brushing her hands, Maria made her way up the path and opened the peeling front door.
“Grandma?” she called. There was no answer. It was likely that her grandmother was working in the garden. Maria wondered if it was something all old people did. Her grandmother, certainly,...

[Right, so i've been having a look around and couldn't find many Carlisle fanfics. So i decided to have a go at one myself. please leave your thoughts and reviews!]

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Racing through the dim lit streets, I could feel it following me. Feel the heavy prescence, the un human heart, the menace. I slipped on the lightly soaked cobbles. Then everything went black.

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Waking in the dark, damp cellar I waited to be woken from this horrific dream like experience. A moto so powerful, so raw burnt through my entire body, like logs...

I got up the stairs and just started crying quietly. I knew everyone could hear me but I didnt feel like talking about it au thinking about it au anything. I put on some sweat pants and I found one of Cody's long sleeved t-shirt in my closet I put it on just smelling his scent on it. I just layed in my kitanda and cried, soon I feel asleep. When I woke up my face was sticky feeling from dried tears. I couldnt believe what had happened yesterday afternoon. i really thouhgt he was going to be my firend but I guess not. I walked au hobbled down the stairs and into the kitchen. Alice and Esme were...

It was not a plasent siku when I woke up at lunch. My hand was killing me and I felt bad for getting mad at Jacob. I know sooner au later I would have to talk about to some body, I am just not that good on sharing my feelings. I would just rather keep them to myself. I heard people talking in the kitchen, it sounded like Charlie was over. Great, that is all that I need. I liked Charlie but he didn't know any of the secrets, so I would need to lie. I got mad and punched a brick wall? Um, that one would work, unless they already told them. I could here them talking about what happen last night....

Well i was bored and so i just put down whatever came to mind!!hope wewe like it!this is one mwaka after breaking dawn!


"how long are wewe going auntie alice?"nessie asked me while i was packing up for mine and jazz's trip to Africa,we are visting Marafiki and want some time alone!

"um...3 weeks"i alisema and looked yep we will get back in three weeks
"yep i seen us get back in 3 week ness wewe need to try not to grow up that fast while im gone"i alisema and kissed her curly hair.
"I'll try!"she alisema and jumped up gave me a hug and kiss and said"bye auntie alice upendo you"the she left

then i seen Edward...