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When I was a kid, I never watched a whole lot of Nickelodeon. I was zaidi of a Cartoon Network kid, honestly. But from time to time, I would always switch the channel to watch Spongebob Squarepants, a classic from mine and a lot of kids childhoods (Up until season 4, but we try not to talk about that). The onyesha was maarufu enough to get a few video games based on it, and I heard they were pretty good. And being the child I was, I was able to get one of these games, and I was told it’s the best one. And it was. Introducing one of the few licensed games on this orodha is Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom.
The game plays like a typical episode of Spongebob, if a little on the uglier side, with Spongebob getting involved in saving Bikini Bottom from robots created kwa Plankton. It’s a very simple plot, but an effective one for the show. The world of Spongebob was always a classic one to me, and this game has tons of variety. There is no shortage of shabiki service with this game, as wewe can explore everywhere, from Spongebob’s house to the Krusty Krab, and levels such as Jellyfish Fields, Goo Lagoon, Rock Bottom, and my favorite, the dream world with just how bizarre it is. All of the characters get their roles back, except for the voices of Mr. Krabs and Mermaid Man, they sound a little strange. But hey, how does the game play. It’s your typical collectathon like Super Mario 64 au Banjo Kazooie. Collect a certain number of items, and when wewe get enough, wewe can songesha on to another level. Despite that, the game manages to have a lot of fun missions that break up things so there is a decent amount of variety. Each world is fun to explore, even if some levels aren’t too steller. The Kelp Forest is so dark I had to adjust the brightness on my TV, because this was a Gamecube game and no brightness settings were invented yet. And the Mermalair is a puzzle hellhole with some really janky puzzles. This level is a completionist nightmare, which says a ton cause this game is real easy to 100%. I did it my first time and felt so happy to see the completion bonus being all the characters imba the Spongebob theme. Sure, it’s easy, but this is a kids game. wewe also get to play as other characters aside from Spongebob, like Patrick au Sandy, with Patrick being able to pick up heavy objects and belly flop and Sandy being able to glide. Pick Sandy if wewe want to get through the levels easier. Trust me, her lasso glide is busted, but fun to use and helps wewe a lot when collecting items.
Battle for Bikini Bottom is a game from my childhood that I was worried wouldn’t hold up when I played it again, but I am happy to say that it definitely holds up as a classic among fans. It has a small cult following and it makes me happy that there is. Maybe with enough shabiki outcry, Nickelodeon would consider a remaster of this game. Hell, it’s got to be better than.. Uh… Nick Kart Racers...what the fuck is this thing?
Dear God. It seems that, no matter what fanfic I read, in some way au another I find disgusting, immature sex au rape or, fuck, both. And, it's no different in Lara Croft on Cannibal Island.
We instantly start with Lara in a cage in the middle of a tribe of cannibals... Okay, before we continue, I'd like to point out that the fanfic is called Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, but not Lara Croft Escapes from Cannibal Island.... wewe see where this is going, don't you. So, once she is presented to the tribe leader, she gets forced to drink.... I don't even know. Once she does, though, she then gets...
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Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, zaidi condensed reviews but wewe get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, au didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade



Okay, so let me start out kwa saying this. This game is already infinitely...
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Welcome to upendo & Death Corporated, where our kauli mbiu is “You Only Live Once”. What is upendo & Death Co. wewe ask? Well, our job is to simple. Are wewe familiar with death? Yes, it is a scary concept, no doubt about that, but death is not always the end of things. When wewe die, darkness doesn’t await you. Depending on your soul in life, wewe could be deemed a good noodle and go into paradise, but if wewe are a bad egg, wewe will be thrown into the underworld. But, sometimes, just sometimes, there are runaway souls. When a person refuses to die, despite their time coming to an end, they...
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I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg



In the hivi karibuni years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad uandishi behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and jiunge the ranks of washed up directors like...
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wewe know, at this point, I don’t know why I bothered randomizing the sinema for this whole event. But hey, at least I’m actually reviewing something rather than letting it all fall behind. So with that said, today we are talking about a rather unique film. One that is so strange, so niche, and yet, is probably one of the greatest horror films I’ve seen recently. It’s so good, it was actually an inspiration for the Silent kilima franchise, one of my favorites. So let’s gush- I mean review the 1990 classic, Jacob’s Ladder



The film follows Jacob Singer, a postal worker in 1975 and...
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On the 3rd Day, Nik was able to finally level up Mercury from the ugly Quilladin to the epic Chesnaught. After hours of grinding, many trips to the Pokemon Center, and a town's worth of dead Pokemon in their wake, Mercury had finally reached his final stage of evolution and became the walking tank, Chesnaught

After the Great Grind of Route 11, Bone Thug was able to evolve into a Marrowake. Nik planned to evolve zaidi Pokemon, but he eventually got bored and moved on, thinking he grinded enough.

Reflection Cave showed no Pokemon, sadly. The cave was not without some joy, however, as both Kurt Cobain...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Hello everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems, where we look at some of the most obscure games to see if they deserve zaidi attention au if they should be forgotten about. Today, we will be looking at an very obscure game. Now, this game was so obscure, that it’s Wikipedia page is incredibly lacking. Like, wow, Beyond Good and Evil and Jet Set Radio Future were obscure, but at least they had useful Wikipedia pages (And yes, I know this shows how little my credibility is, but wewe gotta remember that you’re talking to a person who reviews obscure games. wewe just gotta take what information...
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Oh man, clichés. Usually, these exist in many forms of media, such as books, movies, anime, and in this special case, video games. And there are quite a lot of them….. And sometimes, that is not a good thing. Whenever a cliché is used constantly, it begins to get old… FAST! And I believe that video games have used bad clichés to death. I already talked about some terribly annoying ones in my past list, but this time, I got some new ones I want to talk about. Now, before I begin, here are some rules. These are clichés that only bother me. They may not be bad to you, but to me, I just...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland onyesha - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.

Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter wrap, upangaji pamoja Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and...
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GTA is the closest we have ever gotten to a game based on reality… au is it. As it turns out, there is a lot of moments in GTA that makes some of us notice how none of that can happen in real life. So, without any further delay, here is the five things in the Grand Theft Auto franchise that actually isn’t that real

#5: Everyone Can Fly Planes au Helicopters - Now, this is lower because some of these the characters are justified when it comes to flying planes au helicopters. Niko from GTA IV was in a war, and I am sure he flew a helicopter at one point au another, and Trevor from GTA V was...
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Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with upinde wa mvua Dash, and we were going to songesha into a very nice house kwa a cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the shina of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
Rainbow Dash: *Closes trunk* What wewe really want...
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(And now picha don’t work. This mixed with the inconsistent schedule, it’s like everything abut SWERY mwezi is fucking cursed. But it wouldn’t be truly SWERY related if there wasn’t a few technical hiccups here and there)

Oh man, it’s the game I was the most excited to talk about on here. I’m gonna level with you, everyone. When I played through Deadly Premonition, I didn’t get the appeal at first. I just thought it was a weird game with some charming dialogue and a decent setting. I was not super impressed with it like everyone else was. Sure, I grew on it eventually, obviously...
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Well, after some minor errors in the process, the SWERY mwezi marathon is back on track. Hopefully. The inayofuata review will be tomorrow and will hopefully be just as passionate as this one. We did not have a great start to this month, let’s just say, and I really apologize for that. A rather drab game that SWERY had little creative control over, that was a game I had no desire in playing, and was immediately followed kwa lots of personal stuff in life taking over. But thankfully, we can songesha on with the schedule and get on to better things from SWERY. Better things, such as the game that truly...
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Ah yes, Jenga, the fun childhood pastime of playing with a set of wooden blocks, because someone was just that bored. I never played much of the board game when it was at its peak of popularity. I was zaidi of a CandyLand kid. Aw yeah, coming up on the Candy Cane Forest, motherfucker! But, I do understand the basic concept of the game, stacking bricks to make a tower and pulling them out and making sure it doesn’t topple over. What I don’t understand is making a full game for the Wii and selling it at full retail price. Who made this game and why would they make it. Oh wait, it’s an Atari...
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In case it wasn't clear since my Grand Theft Auto reviews, I am much zaidi interesting in when Rockstar does something other than GTA games. I find that stuff to be way zaidi fun. And the first of many (Okay, three) to appear on this orodha is the murder mystery classic, L.A. Noire-



*Blowing Whistle* Stop right there! I’m taking over this review!

Several years zamani I found this Rockstar game.. LA NOIRE. Now, when I first got this game, I was fresh of GTA 4 and Red Dead Redemption.. I was introduced to GTA kwa the 4th, never played the others. But obviously we aren't here to talk about...
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posted by Windwakerguy430


Oh boy, this is a classic gem I’ve been waiting to discuss… again… for the fourth time in a row now. It’s no secret that I upendo Platinum. Anarchy Reigns was the first Platinum game on this list, and the rest of them are only gonna get better from here. And let’s talk about their first game, and while not a financial success, still a classic on the Wii, Madworld.
Madworld follows angry biker Jack Cayman, as he and his trustworthy chainsaw arm, go through the crazed gameshow known as Death Watch in order to take out the competition and become the champion of Death Watch. The game...
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#1:SULLIVAN:
As wewe already know.
I kinda stopped playing for a bit, Sullivan is why.
Not to mention. I was shocked the first time. I was starting to like Sullivan..


#2: CHEF ANTOINE:
I think we covered this one :)


#3: BACHMAYER:
Near the end of the 3rd game, Max Payne fights this guy.
It's hard to explain, why it's so hard, just have to see it yourself..


#4: BECKER:
Last boss of Max Payne 3.
And really holds the "last boss" feeling.
In a negative way..


#5: WESKER:
The main villain of Resident evil 5. And final boss..


#6: CEASER:
The final boss of Assasins Creed 3..
posted by Windwakerguy430
~Story~

A detective kwa the name of Hal Moore suffers from mental depression and thoughts of suicide. After the death of his daughter, where he chose to save his drowning adopted son in hopes of trying to save them both, his son, Andrew, has been quiet and developed a sense of cruelty, assaulting and threatening other children and harming animals. His wife, Michelle, has grown to hate Hal after their daughter’s death, blaming him for not saving her and has become an alcoholic and started cheating on him. Though Hal does believe this, he still does what he can to help others. This has lead him...
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#1: FREDDY KRUEGER (nightmare on Elms mitaani, mtaa spoof):
Most of Freddy's most disturbing traits are replaced kwa his immature behavior.
for example, he refuses to kill Nancy till she becomes scared of him, when she starts getting, simply bored.
Freddy goes around quoting every line he EVER had in the actual movies, and also using nukuu from other sinema (though he denies it and claims it's HIS quote).
Due to this "new" personality, it's possible that only reason he's killing people in their sleep, is because he "can" kill us in our sleep..


#2: RICK GRIMES (Walking Dead spoof):
The complete opposite...
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