When I was a kid, I never watched a whole lot of Nickelodeon. I was zaidi of a Cartoon Network kid, honestly. But from time to time, I would always switch the channel to watch Spongebob Squarepants, a classic from mine and a lot of kids childhoods (Up until season 4, but we try not to talk about that). The onyesha was maarufu enough to get a few video games based on it, and I heard they were pretty good. And being the child I was, I was able to get one of these games, and I was told it’s the best one. And it was. Introducing one of the few licensed games on this orodha is Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom.
The game plays like a typical episode of Spongebob, if a little on the uglier side, with Spongebob getting involved in saving Bikini Bottom from robots created kwa Plankton. It’s a very simple plot, but an effective one for the show. The world of Spongebob was always a classic one to me, and this game has tons of variety. There is no shortage of shabiki service with this game, as wewe can explore everywhere, from Spongebob’s house to the Krusty Krab, and levels such as Jellyfish Fields, Goo Lagoon, Rock Bottom, and my favorite, the dream world with just how bizarre it is. All of the characters get their roles back, except for the voices of Mr. Krabs and Mermaid Man, they sound a little strange. But hey, how does the game play. It’s your typical collectathon like Super Mario 64 au Banjo Kazooie. Collect a certain number of items, and when wewe get enough, wewe can songesha on to another level. Despite that, the game manages to have a lot of fun missions that break up things so there is a decent amount of variety. Each world is fun to explore, even if some levels aren’t too steller. The Kelp Forest is so dark I had to adjust the brightness on my TV, because this was a Gamecube game and no brightness settings were invented yet. And the Mermalair is a puzzle hellhole with some really janky puzzles. This level is a completionist nightmare, which says a ton cause this game is real easy to 100%. I did it my first time and felt so happy to see the completion bonus being all the characters imba the Spongebob theme. Sure, it’s easy, but this is a kids game. wewe also get to play as other characters aside from Spongebob, like Patrick au Sandy, with Patrick being able to pick up heavy objects and belly flop and Sandy being able to glide. Pick Sandy if wewe want to get through the levels easier. Trust me, her lasso glide is busted, but fun to use and helps wewe a lot when collecting items.
Battle for Bikini Bottom is a game from my childhood that I was worried wouldn’t hold up when I played it again, but I am happy to say that it definitely holds up as a classic among fans. It has a small cult following and it makes me happy that there is. Maybe with enough shabiki outcry, Nickelodeon would consider a remaster of this game. Hell, it’s got to be better than.. Uh… Nick Kart Racers...what the fuck is this thing?
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Now, there are a lot of enemies in video games. And I means a LOT! However, there are also the ones that are… terrifying. Now, before I start, some rules. These are only games that I played and only one per franchise. Also, I AM including enemies from horror games, as long as they are scary. Also, they need to have originated from video games, so that means that Slender Man, SCPs, and the Aliens from the Alien games are all out. Now, lets start the list.
#20: Big Sisters from Bioshock 2 - Now, these enemies aren’t all that scary themselves. Its zaidi of the backstory of them...
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#20: Big Sisters from Bioshock 2 - Now, these enemies aren’t all that scary themselves. Its zaidi of the backstory of them...
So, Final ndoto VI was a good RPG on the SNES. I hear a lot of people say that it is the best. But that can’t be true. Undertale was based on Earthbound, not Final ndoto VI, so how can it possibly be the best when the best game ever wasn’t inspired kwa it. Okay, but seriously, this joke is terrible. Here’s Chrono Trigger.
Chrono Trigger takes place in the modern day… of 1999, following Crono, a bright eyed little Akira Toriyama drawn boy who, along with his friends, are send through an adventure across time to stop a space parasite known as Lavos from destroying the world in...
So I was never too big into sports, and in short, I was never too big into sports games. I have minor understanding of basketball, but only cause my brothers are fans, I never understood the appeal of football, and I think I won’t offend anyone when I say soccer is boring. But I was really interested in the art of skateboarding… until it died and no one cared anymore… The game is Tony Hawk’s Underground.
Tony Hawk’s Underground starts in good ol’ Shithole, New Jersey, where wewe play as a skater with huge ambitions to be a pro skater, not for money, not for fame, but for the...
I like Bayonetta better than Devil May Cry… Fuck you, fight me. Let’s not waste another sekunde and let’s talk about it.
Bayonetta follows, well, Bayonetta, an Umbra Witch who was sealed in a coffin five hundred years zamani before she resurfaced, with no memory of her passed and a legion of Heaven’s angels hunting her down. So, with the help of bar tender and badass Rodin, scumbag Enzo, and totally not Yuri Lowenthal, Luca, she travels to a far off city in hopes of getting answers, while also killing as many angels as she can. So like I alisema before, Bayonetta is fucking awesome. You...
So when it comes to talking about the best Zelda game out there, two of them usually come to mind. The majority think of Ocarina of Time, and while that is a usual pick, some would say that Link to the Past is the best. And while I like both games, but also like other Zelda games more, it’s clear which one I prefer over the two
Link to the Past follows, who else, Link, as he is called upon kwa Zelda to go on a quest to save Hyrule from being turned into the Dark World where Ganon rules, and must gain the help of the Seven Sages to do so. Being one of the few SNES games that I have played,...
So Devil May Cry 3. Yeah, I bet wewe all were expecting it to be high on the list. After the disappointment that was 2, we needed a real good one. And a damn good one we got, so let's talk about it right no-
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Today I'm taking over to review what is probably my inayopendelewa Devil May Cry game, Devil May Cry 3 Dante's Awakening.
For those not aware, Devil May Cry is a character action series developed kwa Capcom, created kwa the director of Resident Evil 2 and who would later go on to create the Bayonetta series, Hideki Kamiya. The original title,...
Okay, I’m gonna stop talking about the stupid sock puppet, I swear to god… Okay, I lied, but not right now. So Tim Schaffer, a well respected game designer (At the time), who made may games like the Monkey Island franchise, siku of the Tentacle, and Grim Fandango. But it was clear he had the ambition to do zaidi than just that. And more, he did do. An open world game with a-list actors and a huge soundtrack of licensed music. And that game was Brutal Legend.
The game follows Not-Jack Black, Eddie Riggs as he enters a mythical world of heavy metal torn kwa war, and now joins a resistance...
In 2014, I decided to sink into many different fandoms that I thought were pretty neat at the time. I found myself in many of them
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And, as shameful as it is to admit, MLP
Each and every time, I crawled my way out and managed to find myself out of the cringe pit that was some of those things. It was a hard struggle to find my way out of the cancer, I was able to find the light of reality and bask in the sweet release. And while I don’t blame the creations themselves, I could never return to those things. I left, never to return to them, never to find myself...
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Anime
Creepypasta
And, as shameful as it is to admit, MLP
Each and every time, I crawled my way out and managed to find myself out of the cringe pit that was some of those things. It was a hard struggle to find my way out of the cancer, I was able to find the light of reality and bask in the sweet release. And while I don’t blame the creations themselves, I could never return to those things. I left, never to return to them, never to find myself...
