When I was a kid, I never watched a whole lot of Nickelodeon. I was zaidi of a Cartoon Network kid, honestly. But from time to time, I would always switch the channel to watch Spongebob Squarepants, a classic from mine and a lot of kids childhoods (Up until season 4, but we try not to talk about that). The onyesha was maarufu enough to get a few video games based on it, and I heard they were pretty good. And being the child I was, I was able to get one of these games, and I was told it’s the best one. And it was. Introducing one of the few licensed games on this orodha is Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom.
The game plays like a typical episode of Spongebob, if a little on the uglier side, with Spongebob getting involved in saving Bikini Bottom from robots created kwa Plankton. It’s a very simple plot, but an effective one for the show. The world of Spongebob was always a classic one to me, and this game has tons of variety. There is no shortage of shabiki service with this game, as wewe can explore everywhere, from Spongebob’s house to the Krusty Krab, and levels such as Jellyfish Fields, Goo Lagoon, Rock Bottom, and my favorite, the dream world with just how bizarre it is. All of the characters get their roles back, except for the voices of Mr. Krabs and Mermaid Man, they sound a little strange. But hey, how does the game play. It’s your typical collectathon like Super Mario 64 au Banjo Kazooie. Collect a certain number of items, and when wewe get enough, wewe can songesha on to another level. Despite that, the game manages to have a lot of fun missions that break up things so there is a decent amount of variety. Each world is fun to explore, even if some levels aren’t too steller. The Kelp Forest is so dark I had to adjust the brightness on my TV, because this was a Gamecube game and no brightness settings were invented yet. And the Mermalair is a puzzle hellhole with some really janky puzzles. This level is a completionist nightmare, which says a ton cause this game is real easy to 100%. I did it my first time and felt so happy to see the completion bonus being all the characters imba the Spongebob theme. Sure, it’s easy, but this is a kids game. wewe also get to play as other characters aside from Spongebob, like Patrick au Sandy, with Patrick being able to pick up heavy objects and belly flop and Sandy being able to glide. Pick Sandy if wewe want to get through the levels easier. Trust me, her lasso glide is busted, but fun to use and helps wewe a lot when collecting items.
Battle for Bikini Bottom is a game from my childhood that I was worried wouldn’t hold up when I played it again, but I am happy to say that it definitely holds up as a classic among fans. It has a small cult following and it makes me happy that there is. Maybe with enough shabiki outcry, Nickelodeon would consider a remaster of this game. Hell, it’s got to be better than.. Uh… Nick Kart Racers...what the fuck is this thing?
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Some time ago, when I played Saints Row IV, there was a scene where Roddy Piper and Keith David were fighting in an alley in a pretty humorous way. I had no idea what the scene was, until I watched this movie. Now it all makes perfect sense. Another John Carpenter movie, as if three this mwaka weren’t enough. Thankfully, it’s a good one. Probably one of his most loved of all time. And that movie is the satirical sci-fi horror classic, They Live.
The movie follows a drifter kwa the name of John Nada, who comes to a town finding work, but instead, he manages to find something even bigger....
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The movie follows a drifter kwa the name of John Nada, who comes to a town finding work, but instead, he manages to find something even bigger....
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Back in the 1950’s, there was a movie kwa the name of The Thing from Another World. It was really cheesy and kinda silly, but it was a decent movie. Probably outdated today. I wouldn’t know. I haven’t watched it in years. So, in the 80s, John Carpenter, who worked on the Halloween movie, had started working on a remake, and thank god that we get to talk about a good remake on here. Probably my personal inayopendelewa remake out of all of them. That remake is The Thing, and it definitely is a thing alright. A good thing… Did I Really write that?
So the movie takes place in the Antarctic,...
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So the movie takes place in the Antarctic,...
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In 1977, Stephen King, famous horror story writer, released his book titled The Shining. It was a pretty disturbing book that a lot of people enjoyed. So much, that it even got a movie made, directed kwa the legendary Stanley Kubrick. Kubrick had not worked on horror sinema before, so he wanted to give The Shining a shot. That sort of work ended up leading to one of the most influential and most iconic and greatest horror sinema of all time… In my opinion anyway.
The Shining follows Jack Torrance, a writer suffering from writer's block, who takes the job watching over the Overlook Hotel...
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The Shining follows Jack Torrance, a writer suffering from writer's block, who takes the job watching over the Overlook Hotel...
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a true classic in the horror movie genre. It challenged it’s viewers with scenes of violence, a very dark sense of humor, and one of the most disturbing horror movie antagonists ever. So naturally, the best way to represent it is to make a remake of it, and give the directing job to Michael Bay….. Oh boy. This is 2003 Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Are wewe excited? Because I’m not.
So, where the first movie followed a brother and sister and their Marafiki heading out to find out why their grandfather's grave was being vandalised, this movie follows pot smoking,...
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So, where the first movie followed a brother and sister and their Marafiki heading out to find out why their grandfather's grave was being vandalised, this movie follows pot smoking,...
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