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So back when I was talking about Saints Row IV, I mentioned that I prefer the uandishi of GTA zaidi than the uandishi of the Saints Row games, but because of the gameplay and the sheer madness wewe get from the franchise, I was zaidi fond of the Saints Row games. And no game speaks massive volumes of unadulterated fun than Saints Row 2
Being a sequel to a game I did not originally play first, wewe play as a member of the fallen Third mitaani, mtaa Saints gang, who fell apart a few years later due to much zaidi powerful gangs getting involved and the company Ultor cracking down on gangs. So, after escaping prison, wewe begin your rise to power, taking out the three major gangs of the city, the drug dealing Sons of Samedi, the Japanese biker gang Ronin and the mechanic strongarm gang The Brotherhood. From the start, this game is clearly a GTA clone, and the first game was just that. But as I played zaidi of Saints Row, I felt like it was way too much fun to just be considered a clone. For starters, when wewe run over people, they go flying, unlike in four, where they just drag underneath your car and then no one is having fun. Okay, but seriously, the game has a ton of variety for you. Aside from choosing how wewe experience the story in any order wewe want, you’ve got a ton of Activities for wewe to complete with a dozen great rewards. Activities such as Septic Avenger, where wewe shoot shit at buildings. Crowd Control, where wewe grab crazed mashabiki and throw them into objects for points. Fight Club, which the name says it all. And my personal favorite, FUZZ, a COPS parody where wewe go and fix crimes through police brutality. The stuff wewe unlock ranges from item upgrades to discounts at stores to new vehicles to new weapons. There is a ton of great stuff to unlock that makes the game a lot of fun to try out. wewe also have the chance to increase your stock kwa taking over gang territory, wewe can collect all sorts of things like CDs for bonus muziki and do challenges to get customizable items. wewe can also unlock special gang members and story stuff if wewe just tafuta around. If wewe call a specific number, wewe can get a new character to help wewe in fights. If wewe explore the police station, wewe can unlock a secret mission. This game is just a ton of fun to go around and explore. I spent so much time in Saints Row 2 just screwing around and see what else there was to do. I even did the Barnstorming and even Drive-Bys. Freaking Drive-Bys. The most useless thing in this game that unlocks nothing, all because I wanted to see what this game had to offer. It was so much fun to go around and explore and destroy and I wanted zaidi of that.
Saints Row is an odd franchise. Some people consider the old games a GTA clone, but it had its fans, which ended up hating Saints Row 3 and 4 for changing the formula, but that also got its own fans. Personally, I can like both of them. But I don’t think anything will compare to the crazy, fun feeling I got when playing Saints Row 2
posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (At the school soda machine)
Hannah: What are wewe doing
Wind: Trying to decide what I want… And I don’t think I like any of these drinks. They’re all diet
Hannah: That’s because the school wants to give us healthy food
Wind: So does that explain why the school apples are completely black and gelatinous?
Hannah: That’s different. Here (Takes his wallet) I’ll just buy wewe the drink
Wind: Whatever. Just make it something worth my money
James: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do wewe want?
James: Did wewe hear about the new gym class we got
Wind: …….. We have a gym class
James: Yeah, wewe wanna check...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everypony down in Ponyville liked krisimasi a lot
But Gilda who lived just north of Ponyville did not
Gilda hated krisimasi the whole krisimasi season
Now please don't ask why no one quite knows the reason

It could be that her shoes were on too tight
It could be that her head wasn't screwed on just right
But I think that the most likely reason of them all
Was that her moyo was two sizes too small

But whatever the reason her moyo au her shoes
She just stared at Ponyville hating the ponies
Staring down from her cave with her claws nervously tapping
For tomorrow she knew that all the ponies...
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Source: me
It’s time to tear Activision a new one. If I had to put Activision anywhere on the orodha for the worst video game companies in existence, it would probably be at number….. 3. Right after Capcom, but right before Ubisoft. Now, what has Activision done? Well, the bought Radical Entertainment, the guys who made Prototype….. Right before they shut the company down. They also bought Neversoft, the guys who made guitar, gitaa Hero and Tony Hawk…. before merging them with Infinity Ward. And what have they been successful with? Call of Duty… of course, that explains why their still thriving. Activision...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: Okay, Professor, I think I’ll take a Charmande-
Gary: I WANT A SQUIRTLE
Wind: Okay, nevermind. I’ll take a Baulbasua-
Gary: I WANT THE CHARMANDER
Wind: Screw it, give me a Squirtl-
Gary: I WANT THE BULBASAUR!
Wind: Okay, wewe know what, screw it. I’ll just buy a Pokeball and find some bila mpangilio Pokemon in the nyasi au something (Leaves)

Little Girl: Hey, wewe looked at me funny
Wind: Well, duh. You’re a spoiled brat who thinks she owns the whole dirt road. I’m obviously not gonna look at wewe like you’re a human being with rights
Little Girl: I challenge wewe to a battle
Wind: Um… Okay (Enters...
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So, I want to talk about an amazing anime that has so many fans. I watched it, and I can see why people like it so much… BUT, although I do like it… It has its problems. That anime is Death Note.
Now, Death Note is an anime that is about a school student named Light Yagami, who finds a dangerous book called the Death Note, which gives him the ability to kill anyone whose name is written in the book. This then leads him to create a new world order and kill all the worlds criminals, but he is then being hunted down kwa the police and L, the worlds greatest detective, but always manages to stay...
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BACKSTORY:
As I said. This is based off the first story I EVER made, originally written in the time Call of Duty 3 came out (2006).
And it's inspired kwa the game.. Epically the character, Sgt Eric Rock, who was originally based off Call of Duty 3's character Sgt Frank MucCullin.


FIVE YEARS AGO,

Nazi's had attacked and destroyed a village, Thomas James jogoo was the only lone survivor. He witnessed the town being destroyed and Nazi's killing the villagers including his parents, who were killed kwa one particular Nazi named LT Hassan, a cold hearted man, who has a large black mustache (what looks...
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Come little children
Come with me.
I’ll take wewe to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t wewe cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t wewe squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold wewe firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
wewe weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white van with Candy in the back
Our protagonist.... named "Boy", because his parents never loved him, was looking through the assortment of treasure (And kwa treasure, I mean a bunch of garbage not even a homeless man would want) at a yard sale. Suddenly, he found a cartridge, katriji ya lying on the meza, jedwali written in black marker "Majora's Mask". Since Boy has not played Majora's Mask in ages, he decided to buy the game from the old man which looked 90% like a serial killer and 10% a pedophile.
"How much does this game cost?, alisema Boy.
The Old Man stroked his moustache, because he really liked to do that, and said, "Oh, it's free".
Boy,...
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Link: Hey, look, its an eskimo
Zunari: Hello
Link: Let me guess. Your crazy as shit too. What's your story. wewe live in a fucking freezer.
Zunari: Not really. When wewe look at all the psychopaths and idiots in this city, someone has to have some sanity
Link: Oh, okay. So, what's wrong with you
Zunari: Well, wewe see, I have this salama here, but, every time I close the store at night, someone always comes here and steals from me. It's maddening.
Link: so, wait, wewe just have this big punda salama lying in the open of your office, and pretty much anyone can steal it
Zunari: Well, yes, that's exactly it
Link:...
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Chuck: (Sits in chair)
TK: Hey, Chuck, guess what. I have your daughter and Stacey
Chuck: Ha, jokes on you, she's invisible
Katey: Dad, seriously, help us
Chuck: You'll never find her
Katey: Dad, please help us
Chuck: She will never fall for your tricks
Katey: .................. I'm invisible
Chuck: Oh my god, there in trouble. I gotta save them (Runs off)
(Later, in Arena)
Chuck: Now, where are the-
TK: (Tazzes him) Now how does that feel
Chuck: AHHH I LIKE PIE
TK: Hm (Tazzes him some more)
(Later)
Chuck: (Wakes up, hanging from rope) Oh, man, all the blood is rushing to my head
Katey: Dad, help
Stacey: Please,...
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Anchorman: And so, it is proven that, after zombies entered the bunker, there are no survivors left in fortune city. The military has ordered a firebombing later today. So, for those of wewe outside the city, wewe better enjoy the view while it lasts. I mean those bombs will do some fucked up shit to that place. I'm mean its gonna fuck that place up......... Now for sports.
Chuck: Dear god....... I think I left the water running at home.
Stacey: I can't believe were gonna die.
Sullivan: I know. I'm gonna die... With wewe assholes. I would rather have suffocated to death in shit, then die in a bunker...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Hello everyone, and today, I thought since I did a juu ten inayopendelewa anime list, I should do a juu ten most hated. Now, what are some of the worst anime I have ever seen. Well, lets find out. (Nite, I have only seen three bad animes, so I looked online to find some bad ones. Just to let wewe guys know)

10: Midori Days - Now, this is an anime that just has a stupid concept. It is about a gangster who can't get a girlfriend, until one day, his goddamn hand turns into a cute girl.... Just... What. I would have let this slide if it weren't for the stupid characters and cheesy plot. Sure, it is a romantic...
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???: what is the status?

Guy: I got a extra life!

???: ... anything on the war?

Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!

???: Henry! what did they say?

Henry: they would support us

???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...

Dex: wewe know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...

Henry: not true... London and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground au in chaos

Dex: well fuc*

Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell

???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!

Henry: God save the queen!

Dex: God save the world...
Remember my old Dead Rising psychopath ranking and how… Utterly awful it was? Well, I think now is a time to remake that list, and hopefully, make it better than the last one. So, in case wewe couldn’t tell, I am going to talk about the Dead Rising bosses, the psychopaths. Aside from the zombies, and the endless amount of survivors wewe need to escort, psychopaths are what make up the Dead Rising games. They the kinds of people wewe wouldn’t want to run into in real life and wewe definitely don’t want to run into when there is an outbreak. They are relentless, violent, and have no qualms...
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Okay, let’s just get the most controversial opinion out of the way. Let’s talk about the biggest horror game franchise of this year, and maybe even of all time, also being the video game franchise that I… well… How do I put this… I don’t like Five Nights at Freddy’s
(And thus, Wind was never heard from again. They say his screams as the mashabiki tore him apart could still be heard in his house to this very day)
Yeah, just saying that I don’t like this game is like a black man at a Klan meeting. wewe don’t do it unless you're suicidal. So, why am I doing it then? Because somebody...
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After finally completing Dark Souls, I can say that it has easily become one of my inayopendelewa RPGs, and I can not wait for Dark Souls III to come out. There are quite a lot to enjoy about Dark Souls. The combat, the levels, the characters, even the story (Or what incredibly little of a story there is). But I think the best part of Dark Souls has to be the boss battles….. Sometimes. There are some good bosses and there are some… less than spectacular bosses. So, today, I want to share with wewe all the bosses from this game that I like and dislike. Now, of course, this is my opinion. wewe may...
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Video game characters. Let me tell you, there are quite a lot out there who everyone hates for good reason. I already did a whole orodha about my hated ones. They are all hated for being horribly uncreative, terrible to be around, au just ujumla, jumla douchebags. But, what about those video game characters that wewe feel gets a lot of undeserved hate. I mean, there are just some of those video game character that I see get so much hate, yet, I wonder, what is so bad about them. So, today, we will be looking at ten overhated video game characters. Rules, as usual. Only games that I have played, and...
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Dear God. It seems that, no matter what fanfic I read, in some way au another I find disgusting, immature sex au rape or, fuck, both. And, it's no different in Lara Croft on Cannibal Island.
We instantly start with Lara in a cage in the middle of a tribe of cannibals... Okay, before we continue, I'd like to point out that the fanfic is called Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, but not Lara Croft Escapes from Cannibal Island.... wewe see where this is going, don't you. So, once she is presented to the tribe leader, she gets forced to drink.... I don't even know. Once she does, though, she then gets...
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Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, zaidi condensed reviews but wewe get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, au didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade



Okay, so let me start out kwa saying this. This game is already infinitely...
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