The juu 100 - #27: Saints Row 2

posted by Windwakerguy430

So back when I was talking about Saints Row IV, I mentioned that I prefer the uandishi of GTA zaidi than the uandishi of the Saints Row games, but because of the gameplay and the sheer madness wewe get from the franchise, I was zaidi fond of the Saints Row games. And no game speaks massive volumes of unadulterated fun than Saints Row 2
Being a sequel to a game I did not originally play first, wewe play as a member of the fallen Third mitaani, mtaa Saints gang, who fell apart a few years later due to much zaidi powerful gangs getting involved and the company Ultor cracking down on gangs. So, after escaping prison, wewe begin your rise to power, taking out the three major gangs of the city, the drug dealing Sons of Samedi, the Japanese biker gang Ronin and the mechanic strongarm gang The Brotherhood. From the start, this game is clearly a GTA clone, and the first game was just that. But as I played zaidi of Saints Row, I felt like it was way too much fun to just be considered a clone. For starters, when wewe run over people, they go flying, unlike in four, where they just drag underneath your car and then no one is having fun. Okay, but seriously, the game has a ton of variety for you. Aside from choosing how wewe experience the story in any order wewe want, you’ve got a ton of Activities for wewe to complete with a dozen great rewards. Activities such as Septic Avenger, where wewe shoot shit at buildings. Crowd Control, where wewe grab crazed mashabiki and throw them into objects for points. Fight Club, which the name says it all. And my personal favorite, FUZZ, a COPS parody where wewe go and fix crimes through police brutality. The stuff wewe unlock ranges from item upgrades to discounts at stores to new vehicles to new weapons. There is a ton of great stuff to unlock that makes the game a lot of fun to try out. wewe also have the chance to increase your stock kwa taking over gang territory, wewe can collect all sorts of things like CDs for bonus muziki and do challenges to get customizable items. wewe can also unlock special gang members and story stuff if wewe just tafuta around. If wewe call a specific number, wewe can get a new character to help wewe in fights. If wewe explore the police station, wewe can unlock a secret mission. This game is just a ton of fun to go around and explore. I spent so much time in Saints Row 2 just screwing around and see what else there was to do. I even did the Barnstorming and even Drive-Bys. Freaking Drive-Bys. The most useless thing in this game that unlocks nothing, all because I wanted to see what this game had to offer. It was so much fun to go around and explore and destroy and I wanted zaidi of that.
Saints Row is an odd franchise. Some people consider the old games a GTA clone, but it had its fans, which ended up hating Saints Row 3 and 4 for changing the formula, but that also got its own fans. Personally, I can like both of them. But I don’t think anything will compare to the crazy, fun feeling I got when playing Saints Row 2

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Most lovable douchebags in my stories

posted by Canada24

#1: FREDDY KRUEGER (nightmare on Elms mitaani, mtaa spoof):
Most of Freddy's most disturbing traits are replaced kwa his immature behavior.
for example, he refuses to kill Nancy till she becomes scared of him, when she starts getting, simply bored.
Freddy goes around quoting every line he EVER had in the actual movies, and also using nukuu from other sinema (though he denies it and claims it's HIS quote).
Due to this "new" personality, it's possible that only reason he's killing people in their sleep, is because he "can" kill us in our sleep..

#2: RICK GRIMES (Walking Dead spoof):
The complete opposite...

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Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 1 - Absence Makes the moyo Go Fonder

posted by Windwakerguy430

Narrator: Once, in the land of the Great Sea, there was a young, brave, and courageous boy named Link. He was a dumb little shit, and he was kind of an asshole, really, but, he went through many hardships, fought countless monsters, and was a total dick to everyone. He met a young female pirate named Tetra, who he tried to hit on a dozen times, because, like I said, he was a real asshole. However, Spoiler Alert, Link was able to find that tetra was actually the Princess Zelda. But, After this, she was kidnapped kwa the evil green skinned man, Ganondorf. So, Link used every ounce of his doucheness...

What's Your Take - makala 139 - GTA V REMAKE ALREADY

posted by Windwakerguy430

What in the name of god. They are already ready remaking Grand Theft Auto 5.
Now, don't get me wrong. I upendo Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one mwaka old, and already they are remaking it for Playstation 4 and XBox One. Seriously, wewe should at least give a game some time to age before wewe remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people alisema is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are wewe remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take

Void Chapter 2, Part 1: Two Bills and Klintsy

posted by FrostyBlazer

*ding dong*

???: what is it?

Henry: hello Simon

Simon: Henry! wewe still wearing that tux?

Henry: every chance I get

Simon: heh... oh... wewe brought soldiers

Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?

Marcus: no idea...

Henry: wewe seem calmer since the last time a saw you...

Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are wewe here?

Henry: we need wewe back

Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!

Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.

Simon: why don't fight your own war!

Henry: wewe are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.

Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach wewe

Henry: wewe and I both know that he still has some sanity left...

Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...

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Void Chapter One, Part One: Welcome to my world

posted by FrostyBlazer

???: get in the car Dex

Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell wewe do!

???: yep *starts driving*

Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Both: holy shi*!

Dex: make that 4 times!

???: hold on!

*ERRRCH*

Dex: why the hell did wewe bring me along!?

???: wewe figured out!

Dex: that does not mean that wewe have to bring me with you!

???: in the sinema people usually want to tag
along!

Dex: why would wewe think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?

???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!

Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!

???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!

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Jojo-nuary: juu Ten Minor Villains in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

posted by Windwakerguy430

I have already stated before that Jojo has lots of villains in it that make it amazing. From sadistic vampires, to serial killers, to the president of the United States of America. But, for every major villain that is in Jojo, there is… at least twenty minor villains that are right behind them. Minor villains are a major part of Jojo. They appear all the time to be a challenge for the team who is hunting a villain. Whether their Stand is named after Tarot Cards, Egyptian gods, rock bands, whether they are members of Dio, part of a dangerous gang, terrorists from another country, bila mpangilio prisoners,...

Windwakerguy430's juu Ten Video Games That Would Make Great anime

posted by Windwakerguy430

There are a lot of video games that have anime about them. wewe have classics like Persona 4: The Animation, Devil May Cry, and of course Pokemon. And with new anime based on video games, like Phoenix Wright having a pretty good anime series, and with Castlevania being announced to have a anime some time in the future, it makes me wonder if there are other video games that could have some pretty neat anime. So, today, I want to share with wewe some anime that could have the potential to have their own anime. Now, before I start, there are some things to address. First off, I am only including...

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Windwakerguy430's juu Ten Hated Animated Characters

posted by Windwakerguy430

After my juu Ten Hated Video Game Characters list, I really wanted to make a juu Hated Animated Characters List. However, the problem with that is that I don’t hate that many animated characters. Not that I don’t, it’s just that when wewe play video games, wewe get a different perspective of characters than wewe do watching animated shows. With video games, wewe look through the protagonists eyes, and wewe have the same opinion of other characters that the protagonist has, making the player (That’s you) the protagonist. With animated shows, you’re just the spectator, watching events unfold...

hujambo

posted by AquaMarine6663

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Windwakerguy430's juu 50 inayopendelewa Video Game Characters (Part 1)

posted by Windwakerguy430

What is a story without characters? Well, it isn’t really a story, now is it? And none of wewe smartasses try to go find some obscure book au poem that doesn’t have characters in it, because I don’t care. Anyway, video games hold just as much story as any medium. Story is sometimes not as important as gameplay, like action games au shooters, au a major part of the game, like RPGs and point and click. But no matter what genre they may be, every game needs to have a character wewe play as, in order to have them interact with the world and others with them, and have them tell the story through...

Corner of Horror - Episode 87 - Resident Evil 4

posted by Windwakerguy430

Okay, so after a whole week when I alisema “The Resident Evil 4 review will be out tomorrow”, I am finally going to do the actual review. Yeah, I know, I should have done it sooner, but wewe know, school and finals and junk. Anyway, how about that review. We all know that Resident Evil is one of the best horror franchises out there. It managed to make survival horror what it is today. Sure, we may have just gotten out of the dark ages of Resident Evil, what with Resident Evil 6 being a Michael bay movie and Umbrella Corps being the worst thing ever, but I think Resident Evil VII is a step in...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 15 - Spooky's House of Jumpscares Monster Ranking

posted by Windwakerguy430

Art by SeantheHedgehog

When I first heard of the game, Spooky’s House of Jumpscares, I thought it was going to be a rather dull horror game filled with, what else, jumpscares. But after playing it, this game was so much zaidi than what I thought it would be. It managed to be a very scary and disturbing game that made wewe wonder what was going to come next, what horrifying creature was around the corner, and why those damn cardboard cutouts are everywhere. But what I liked best about Spooky’s House of Jumpscares had to be the creatures wewe ran into in this game. The creatures are some of the most disturbing and...

Windwakerguy430's juu 26 Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusader Stands

posted by Windwakerguy430

After hearing that Diamond is Unbreakable is getting adapted into a series, I could only cheer with joy, and be prepared for such a thing to come. And since Part Four is only a week away, I thought that I should honor it kwa doing a orodha dedicated to it. And what better one to make than talking about Part Three, Stardust Crusaders. Now, I upendo Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure. Love, love, love, love, love, upendo IT! Easily my third inayopendelewa anime, and fourth inayopendelewa animated series of all time. And like I alisema before, I am super excited for the release of Part Four. And to celebrate, I want to talk...

1960

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Pony: *Walking in front of a green background, but gets crushed kwa falling letters that say...*

SEANTHEHEDGEHOG PRESENTS

Pony: *Gets stuck under the P, but gets himself free. The background then changes to red. He continues to walk when he sees numbers falling toward him. He runs, but gets crushed by...*

1960

Pony: *Gets out from under the 6, but as he does, it leans to the right, and the 0 rolls away. As the background changes to orange, he whistles when he sees zaidi falling letters*

ERCIPE NIKSAWH

Pony: *Surprised that he's not stuck under any of the letters. He rearranges...

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Windwakerguy430's juu 100 Animated Shows Part 3

posted by Windwakerguy430

#80: Corpse Party: Tortured Souls

Now, there was a game known as Corpse Party that was made back in 1998- kwa god, it’s that old. Anyway, there was then an anime based off of the game… Fifteen years after the game was made. But, other than that, the anime was good. For an anime that only has four episodes, it was actually kinda good. The series was about a group of kids who accidently make a mistake with a paper doll, and are then sent to a cursed elementary school. Here, they have to try and figure out what is going on, while a psychotic ghost girl picks them off one kwa one. Now, if...

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What's Your Take - makala 184 - Ten Greatest Internet Animations

posted by Windwakerguy430

So, after seeing Mr. Enters the two Admirable Animations on internet animations, I thought that I should make a juu ten orodha of my inayopendelewa ones. Note, this is INSPIRED kwa Mr. Enters videos. This is not a direct rip-off. I can see why people would think that. So, with that said, lets get started

#10: Tarboy kwa James Lee - This is a simple animated video. But, I admit, the uhuishaji is pretty good. It is about a world of robots, which is about a grandfather telling his grandson about the story of a hero named Tarboy, a hero made out of the tar from dozens of robots murdered kwa a greedy corporation...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 105 - Silent kilima 4: The Room

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well, after a full Easter Sunday away from my computer, it’s nice to come back to my nyumbani and just sit and play video games, because lord knows I got nothing better to do with my time. So, while I was out with a friend, looking for old games, my eyes spotted a copy of Silent kilima 4: The Room, a game that I had rarely heard about. I had to get my hands on it, and so, I did. But before I played it, I looked into it, and discovered that, this game is, in fact, not seen in the best of light, with people saying that this was the game that started the downfall of the Silent kilima franchise. Now,...

Nik's Pokemon Y Nuzlocke Challenge: siku 1

posted by Windwakerguy430

Before following the story, we must ask, what is Nuzlocke? Nuzlocke is a challenge in Pokemon games where the player must follow the specific rules. 1: They can only catch one Pokemon for an area, and can only catch the first one. If they can’t catch that Pokemon, then they are not allowed to catch any Pokemon for that route. sekunde rule, all Pokemon must be named in order to form a stronger bond with them. Third and final rule, if a Pokemon faints, they are dead, and must be released au placed in the box permanently. The challenge was made to make the game harder and to make the bonds with...

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Windwakerguy430's juu Ten Worst Video Game Ports

posted by Windwakerguy430

When a game comes to a console, it usually happens to either be made for that one console au made for a couple other ones, especially in the hivi karibuni years. wewe don’t see much console exclusive games anymore. A few roll around, like Xbox’s Halo, Playstations Crash and a plethora of Nintendo exclusives, but there are times when games get ported to other consoles. Sometimes it’s great, and other times it’s…. Not great. Heck, it can be considered that some of the worst games, au at least, some of the worst of a year, are just ports. Remember the original PS3 Skyrim? Boy, what a mess that...