Who....in THE FUCK!?!?

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Mr. Bruce: I have a song that will help wewe destroy the Eastern Pacific.
Panzer: *Listening to the music*
Robert: This ain't inspirin' me to do anythin'.
Mr. Bruce: Wait for it.
Addie: We don't have time to wait! We need to start the onyesha now.
Mr. Bruce: Who do wewe think wewe are?
Addie: I've been selected to be the host this week. My name is Addie, and I'm from Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime. I have two Con Mane shabiki fictions being played tonight.

8 PM - Now

Con Mane: On Celestia's Secret Service

8:30 PM - Later

Con Mane: Diamond Tiara's Are Forever

It was a wonderful siku in Canterlot, until some...

Barry: (Walking through the hall of his apartment, having arrived from the local Burger Empire, having gotten his chajio, chakula cha jioni for the night. As he makes his way to his apartment door, he see’s a letter in the mail slot, with a strange symbol on it. He takes out the envelope and reads the letter) “To the one Crimson Salvation, wewe have been invited to speak with the Marvelous Five. Be at the Sangria City Park at 12:00. Be sure wewe are in your costume so that we may speak”. (Barry’s hands shook as he read the letter) T-The Marvelous Five!? The same Marvelous Five… Oh, I need to iron my costume...