Who....in THE FUCK!?!?

Wind: (Walks down the street, noticing everyone on their phones) What the hell is going on?
Cody: Wind (Holds up phone) Don’t move. There’s a Pikajew right inayofuata to you
Wind: What?
Cody: A Pikajew. I gotta catch it
Wind: Cody, what are wewe talking about
Cody: wewe didn’t hear? There’s this new mobile game out right now. Pocket-Man. Gotta hunt ‘em all. Don’t wewe play it?
Wind: I don’t have a phone because I have self respect
Cody: Oh, you’re missing out. Just look at all these awesome Pocket-Men. Pikajew, Baulbaspore, Arsonist, Squirter, Innuendo, Innuendo, Bird, Rat, Another Bird, Snake,...

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

The Season 3 Premiere of

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 21

The Return Of Red Rose

April 30, 1953

It was a nice siku in Cheyenne, but just when everypony was about to get their work assignments, Gordon arrived.

Gordon: Heil hitler!
Hawkeye: Oh great, world war 2 is still going on...

Song: link

Mabel: We got a special onyesha where trains onyesha off their paint, and upgrades.
Sean: *Using hydraulics to make his front end bounce*
Kenny: *Has dhahabu wheels, and a dhahabu horn*
Theresa: That's awesome, but we gotta start the sekunde half of the S.S.S.S.
Eula: That's right. Let's get started.

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 4: Fat Pat

Song: link

Fat Pat: *Sitting on his throne*...

Song: link

Buttercup: *Doing pushups*
Grayback: Practicing for Mojo Jojo?
Blossom: I told her to do it earlier so she would get her energy back, but when he arrives, she'll be too tired.
Buttercup: I got energy to spare.
Eula: *Farts*
Buttercup: *Falls down* Eugh, what did wewe eat?
Eula: taco bell. You're girls. Why don't wewe fart?
Blossom: *Leaves with Buttercup*
Eula: Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Eula, and I'm the hostess tonight. Here's tonight schedule.

8 PM - Now

Con Mane: You'll Only Live Twice

8:30 PM - Later

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina anime - Bak2Bak

Con Mane has returned.

We...