Kakuzu is very antisocial in nature. He cares nothing about people, except that he can take their hearts to extend his own lifespan and money they may be worth as a bounty. He has also killed numerous partners in the Akatsuki until he was partnered with Hidan, whom is immortal. Even then Kakuzu swears that he will find a way kill Hidan one day. Though Kakuzu appears to not have always been this way. He was once a powerful ninja from Takiagakure. After he had failed his mission to kill the first Hokage, his village shunned him and he responded kwa killing the village elders and taking their hearts. This behavior seems to reflect a controlling nature. When he became upset kwa things not going the way he wanted, Kakuzu would kill the person responsible such as his former partners and village elders. This would also explain Kakuzu’s upendo of money. He makes a good portion of money bounty hunting, and was even made the Akatsuki Treasurer. Kakuzu regards money as the only dependable thing in the world. This is because he can control money and use it as he pleases, whereas people do whatever they want.
Zetsu: Roses are red, Kisame is blue
Screw this poem, I want to eat you!
Kisame: Roses are red, Zetsu's a tool
Ignore what he said, that's just cruel.
Itachi: Roses are red, I killed my whole clan
I may be pretty, but I'm still a man.
Sasori: Roses are red, Barbie is plastic
So am I, and I think it's fantastic!
Deidera: Roses are red, my art explodes
I'm into boys, do wewe think it shows?
Kakuzu: Roses are red, money is green
I wish I could kill you, but that would be mean.
Hidan: Roses are red, I like religion
I pray zaidi often, but Kakuzu keeps bitchin'!
Konan: Roses are red, I'm into origami
I'm the only girl in the akatsuki, why don't the boys hit on me!
Pein: Roses are red, I like my piercings
Anyone who makes fun of them, will be one of my killings!
Tobi: Roses are red, Deidera's arm went missing
When I saw it had a mouth, I tried to practice kissing ...
Deidera: O.o ...ew.
Screw this poem, I want to eat you!
Kisame: Roses are red, Zetsu's a tool
Ignore what he said, that's just cruel.
Itachi: Roses are red, I killed my whole clan
I may be pretty, but I'm still a man.
Sasori: Roses are red, Barbie is plastic
So am I, and I think it's fantastic!
Deidera: Roses are red, my art explodes
I'm into boys, do wewe think it shows?
Kakuzu: Roses are red, money is green
I wish I could kill you, but that would be mean.
Hidan: Roses are red, I like religion
I pray zaidi often, but Kakuzu keeps bitchin'!
Konan: Roses are red, I'm into origami
I'm the only girl in the akatsuki, why don't the boys hit on me!
Pein: Roses are red, I like my piercings
Anyone who makes fun of them, will be one of my killings!
Tobi: Roses are red, Deidera's arm went missing
When I saw it had a mouth, I tried to practice kissing ...
Deidera: O.o ...ew.
Deidara: Compliment Deidara's good looks.
Kisame: Make a new addition to your aquarium.
Itachi: Give Itachi a taste of his own madicine.
Zetsu: Confuse the cannibal with cheesy lines.
Hidan: Spread the joy of Christianity and Convert all non-believers.
Tobi: Tell Tobi he's a bad boy rawr.
Kakuzu and Konan: Harass the team's financial worker and origami artist with cruel and demented torture.
Konan: au wewe can throw water on her(makes her soggy)
Sasori: swali Sasori's artistic beliefs
Pain: Improve your aim with a bit of dart practice.
Then.............
RUN IF wewe WANT TO LIVE!!!
Kisame: Make a new addition to your aquarium.
Itachi: Give Itachi a taste of his own madicine.
Zetsu: Confuse the cannibal with cheesy lines.
Hidan: Spread the joy of Christianity and Convert all non-believers.
Tobi: Tell Tobi he's a bad boy rawr.
Kakuzu and Konan: Harass the team's financial worker and origami artist with cruel and demented torture.
Konan: au wewe can throw water on her(makes her soggy)
Sasori: swali Sasori's artistic beliefs
Pain: Improve your aim with a bit of dart practice.
Then.............
RUN IF wewe WANT TO LIVE!!!
This is another thing that i thought would be nice. I hope that wewe guy's enjoy it! ^^
Deidara: What to do today un?
Sasori: Why don't wewe go out and wander around.
dedara: That sounds like a good idea sasori my man!
Sasori: will go and don't bother me!!
Deidara: Okay Okay! *gezz i hope that he won't be mad when i come back!*
_deidara walks around and then he sees a figure lieing on the ground._
Deidara: o my gosh! Why is there a person lieing on the ground?
kimiko: umm.....NO! DON'T TOUCH ME!!! I WILL KILL YOU!.....ummmm
Deidara: woh!why is she talking in her sleep? And i hope that is a girl!
*to be continued*
Deidara: What to do today un?
Sasori: Why don't wewe go out and wander around.
dedara: That sounds like a good idea sasori my man!
Sasori: will go and don't bother me!!
Deidara: Okay Okay! *gezz i hope that he won't be mad when i come back!*
_deidara walks around and then he sees a figure lieing on the ground._
Deidara: o my gosh! Why is there a person lieing on the ground?
kimiko: umm.....NO! DON'T TOUCH ME!!! I WILL KILL YOU!.....ummmm
Deidara: woh!why is she talking in her sleep? And i hope that is a girl!
*to be continued*