Alaric Saltzman inayopendelewa Alaric Saltzman Quote?
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No, wewe look like a full-grown alpha male douche bag.
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A first-person account of the Civil War? That’s like porn for a history teacher
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Chunky Monkey? Well… I’m naked, so I’m gonna go.
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And sleep in your dead parents’ room au my dead girlfriend’s room? No.
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I’m every parent’s worst nightmare. I’m the chaperone teacher from hell.
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Yeah, Elijah’s one scary dude. But with nice hair.
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You’re going to recycle that same crap-ass apology wewe gave to Mason Lockwood?
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wewe can thank me tomorrow. au the siku after that au the siku after that...
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