Humphrey, Star, and Kaltag go to school again.
Kaltag, nyota and Humphrey got up and remembered they need to go to school.
“Crap, we didn’t go to school yesterday!” nyota said.
“We had driving school,” Kaltag replied.
“Do wewe think they’ll excuse us?”
“Probably, we’ll have to bring our slips.”
“Wait, but Humphrey doesn’t have one.”
“We got to make sure he could be excused.”
They got to school. When they got to school, they went to the office.
“Here’s our slips for driving school.”
“Alright wewe two are excused.”
“He was with us and we took him and…”
“That’s his problem, go to class.”
“But…”
“No buts, go to class. As for you, wewe get detention.”
“Wait, I know of a way to make it up to wewe at lunch.”
“Alright, if wewe fail, wewe get suspended.”
“Ok.”
At lunch time, Humphrey was standing in the middle of the area.
“Free humps!”
Humphrey was holding a sign saying “humps for free.”
“C’mon, guess why my name is Humphrey. It sounds like Hump for free, so, free humps!”
A campus monitor came to Humphrey.
“You know that’s sexual harassment right?”
“No, it’s to payback not being at school yesterday.”
“This is not a payback, it’s sexual harassment.”
“Well I’m paying back.”
“I’m going to talk to the secretary, principal, and vice principal about this.”
“Ok.”
“I would like a hump,” one kid that came after the yard duty left said.
“Ok, here wewe go.”
nyota came along and saw that.
“What teh hell are wewe doing Humphrey?”
“I’m doing my pay back thing.”
“What did this kid do to you?”
“No, I’m paying them back for excusing me for the absents.”
The vice principal, principal, and secretary saw what Humphrey was doing.
The ran out and carried Humphrey into the office.
“Humphrey wewe have crossed the line! You… you… you’re suspended, you’re zaidi than suspended… you’re… you’re…”
The principal left the office.
“What he’s trying to say is you’re expelled,” the vice principal said.
“What!?”
“I’m sorry.”
Humphrey left the school with his ears and tail down. nyota saw Humphrey walking out of the school. He ran out to him.
“What’s wrong?”
“I got expelled.”
“What!?”
“Yeah.”
“Why?”
“For sexual harassment.”
“Get over here!” a campus monitor said.
“Well, I have to go.”
“Ok.”
nyota went back to the perimeter of the school.
“Sorry.”
When Humphrey got home, he told Kate the bad news.
“Oh Humphrey!”
“It’s horrible isn’t it.”
“Yeah!”
“Alright, Ima go hang in the garage.”
“Alright.”
Humphrey grabbed a pistol on his way out. He went to the garage, hesitated, and alisema prayer to God for forgiveness right before he put the barrel to his mouth.
“God, I have mass depression, please forgive me for committing suicide.”
Humphrey pulled the trigger. Kate heard the shot.
“What the hell? That sounded close!”
Kate went to the garage.
“Oh my God! Humphrey! No!”
Kate got on her knees to Humphrey.
“Humphrey, why did wewe have to go!? The murderer wasn’t smart to leave his gun here.”
nyota and Kaltag were in P.E. when they had a campus monitor come out to them.
“A girl named Kate needs you.”
“Ok.”
nyota and Kaltag got to Kate.
“Humphrey was murdered!”
“What!?”
“He was murdered!”
“How did wewe get here?”
“Halo driving school helped.”
Kate was in tears. nyota was almost crying himself. Kaltag was a man but he was still upset. They got to the garage.
“Kate.”
“Yes?”
“Humphrey wasn’t murdered. He committed suicide,” Kaltag said.
“No! Why would he!?”
“He was probably depressed from being expelled.”
nyota and Kaltag howled for Tony, Winston, Garth, and the rest. Meanwhile, Humphrey was climbing trying to resist hell’s suction.
“Jesus, God, help me!”
Humphrey got about 5 inches away from the juu when he slipped. He caught at about 10 feet after falling. He successfully made it to the top. He saw Star.
“Star, I’m right here.”
nyota didn’t hear him.
“Why did he have to commit suicide?”
“I just hope he’s not in hell.”
Meanwhile, Rosy was walking Balto. Rosy was about 12 years old now. They were in a neighborhood with a sex offender. They actually came upon him. Rosy fell for his trick to get into the molester’s house. She had no idea it was him. Balto tried hard to resist.
“Come on Balto, the nice man needs help.”
Rosy got into the house.
“What do wewe need me to do.”
“Strip your clothes.”
“Why?”
“Just do it!”
“To hook up radio antennas?”
“No, wewe know what? Come up here with me.”
“Ok.”
Balto followed to see what would happen. The molester, Gary, allowed Balto in because he thought Balto wouldn’t give him evidence.
“Get on the bed.”
“This is awkward.”
Balto covered his eyes.
“Balto, wewe were right! I’m sorry for denying you!”
Rosy jumped up and tried to escape but Gary grabbed her and slammed her down.
“Balto, help me!”
Balto was about to jump up when Gary exposed his knife.
“Don’t do it keep yourself alive!”
Rosy was suffering as Balto watched it all go down. Rosy and Balto left a little bit later. Rosy went crying home. Balto came to Jenna.
“What’s wrong with Rosy?”
“Jenna, I know this is hard for you, but she was raped.”
“What!?”
“Yeah.”
“Oh my God!”
“I’m going to tell this to nyota and Kaltag.”
Kaltag was running to Balto to tell him the bad news about Humphrey.
“Balto, I have bad news!” as Kaltag alisema that, Balto alisema “Kaltag I have bad news!” at the very same time.
“You go first,” Kaltag offered.
“Rosy was raped!”
“What!? That’s terrible!”
“I know.”
“Here’s what I was going to say. Humphrey committed suicide!”
“Oh my God!”
“Yeah.”
“Rosy getting molested is nothing compared to that! Screw her!”
“Balto, that’s bad too!”
They got too the garage.
“We need to make a funeral for Humphrey,” nyota said.
“Right, where?”
“How about here?”
“Ok.”
The inayofuata day, the funeral started.
“Humphrey was my best friend. He was just loving, he was sweet, I loved him so much. He’s almost like the brother I never had. He married Kate only to die. Kate originally didn’t care for him, but now she’s married to him and crying. Kaltag, do wewe have a few words to say?” nyota said.
“Humphrey was the awesomest, to coolest, the nicest, I also loved him. He made me and my brother upendo everyone. When Eve strangled him, he didn’t fight back. When people hurt him, he didn’t fight back, he just took it. He also had a few good nut hits if wewe know what I mean. Garth, wewe might want to speak.”
“Humphrey was a good man. A sweet, fun-loving Omega. Him and I battled for Kate, but, I’m glad he got her,” Garth said, “Dutch, how about wewe say a few things.”
“I don’t know much about Humphrey, but, I just know he was Star’s best friend. nyota is my inayopendelewa dog, and Humphrey just made him happy. I loved Humphrey myself, and he became an ODST, that is all I have to say. Lars, wewe come up.”
“Humphrey, when he first met me, he was speechless. Now I am at a huge fan’s funeral. Poor guy, he had to commit suicide. I hope he’s not in hell.”
The rest of the speakers spoke.
“Well, Humphrey wrote this song, and We wanted to play this in sign of respect,” Kaltag said.
The song is a fast version of The Unforgiven and speeds up and slows down like Wherever I may Roam. The lyrics go something like this.
“I’m sorry but I have to go know, it’s been a wonderful life!
I have to go… to a sacred place where I will be happy.
But I have to do it myself.”
It got rocking.
“All this hell is making me want to die!
I will see wewe in Heaven, and I upendo wewe all!
Please don’t miss me while I’m gone!
Just don’t, just don’t!”
It got slow.
“I upendo wewe all, I wish wewe all the best of luck getting into heaven.
I upendo wewe all, I upendo wewe all!
And for all of my Marafiki and wife, I just hope wewe don’t suffer with my absence.”
It got rocking.
“I upendo wewe all! I upendo all!
I wish wewe luck! My Marafiki and wife don’t suffer from my absence!
Shakey, Salty, wewe helped me stay alive! wewe too, Mooch!
Kate, I’ve known wewe my whole life and upendo you!
Star, Kaltag, you’re my long Lost brothers!
I upendo all of wewe Metallica!
Good Bye!”
The rest was instrumental.
“Humphrey probably would want us to improve, but for now, in sign of respect, we’ll leave it how it is. DJ, wewe got it right?”
“Got it!” Mooch said.
“Cool, play it.”
Mooch turned on Rick Astley’s Never Going to Give wewe Up.
“What the hell, Mooch!”
“You all got Rick Roll’d!”
“Play our song!”
“Ok.”
He turned on their song. Humphrey approached Star, Kaltag, Balto, Shakey, and Salty.
“You all did good,” Humphrey alisema to them.
“Humphrey!” nyota yelled.
Everyone except the other 5 who saw Humphrey thought nyota was hallucinating.
“Star are wewe ok?” Kate asked.
“I upendo you!”
Kate thought nyota was talking to her.
“I only upendo one Omega, that’s Humphrey.”
“I upendo wewe too Star.”
Kaltag, Balto, Shakey, Salty and Mooch joined nyota to make a group hug.
“Are wewe 6 high?”
“Can wewe not see Humphrey?”
“They can’t see me.”
“Right.”
“How was our song?” Balto asked.
“Great!”
“Cool.”
“I couldn’t stop playing the air guitar.”
“Nice.”
“Well I’m going into Kate’s vision now.”
“Ok.”
Humphrey came into Kate’s vision.
“It’s Humphrey everyone!”
“Yup, it’s me.”
“I can’t see him,” Garth said.”
“You’re high.”
“You’re high.”
“Screw you!”
Lilly came.
“Hi Humphrey.”
“You can see me too?”
“Yeah.”
“Ok.”
“Well I better say goodbye.”
“Aww!”
“This’ll be the last time wewe see me in 10 years.”
“Damn, bye Humphrey.”
“I upendo wewe Kate.”
“Bye, Humphrey.”
“Let’s get him into the hearse,” nyota said.
“Who’s driving?” Kaltag asked.
“I will.”
“Ok.”
“Kaltag, wewe get police car #1. Garth, wewe get Police car #2 as an escort. The rest of wewe will be trailing behind us.”
Everyone left to Humphrey’s burial place.
“Alright, for a fellow deceased metalhead, we’re going to play 2 songs. Wherever I May Roam and Nightmare. Wherever I May Roam represents his trip to Heaven, and Nightmare is a good song for when a fellow metalhead dies. First Wherever I May Roam.”
They played that.
“And the road becomes my bride. I have stripped all but pride, so in her I do confide, and she keeps me satisfied…”
They got to the end of the song.
“Wherever I may rooooooaaaam!!!!”
“One zaidi song before it’s time to say goodbye.”
“NIGHTMARE!!!”
There was a lot of imba because the singer of Avenged Sevenfold doesn’t play an instrument.
“Hate to twist your mind but God ain’t on your side!
An old acquaintance severed
Burn the world your last endeavor!”
They were really rocking out.
“Nothing stops the madness turning, haunting, yearning pull the trigger!
wewe should have known!
The price of evil and it hurts to know wewe belong here!
Yeah… Oooooooh
It’s your fucking nightmare!”
nyota was having trouble keeping the kick drum in tune.
“You’ve lied to!
Just to rape wewe out of your sight!
And they have the nerve to tell wewe how wewe feel!”
Kaltag quit playing his guitar, gitaa for the inayofuata lines.
“You should have known!
The price of evil, and it huts to know that wewe belong here!”
They finished the song.
“Any last words before we say goodbye to Humphrey?”
“Yeah, you’re not going to burry a dog at this cemetery,” Ralph said.
“Screw wewe Ralph.”
The 70 people at the funeral gathered to kill Ralph.
“Can we stop now?” nyota asked
“Sorry.”
Eve stayed growling at Ralph.
“You better let us burry my son in-law here, au I‘m going to tear out your brain and shove it down your throat!”
“Screw you!”
The two “Organic” girls came by.
“Eat berries!”
“Way ahead of you,” Bella said.
“Bella, how could you!” Kaltag said.
“What?”
“Never mind.”
“Tiem for sum sexxxay pr0nzzz!” Master Chief said.
“Ok, fucker,” a taxi driver said.
“Rasta!” Little Jacob said.
“He’s going to tear out our little skulls, take off our back packs, then he’s going to hump us with his big grimony butt!” a Grunt said.
“You best not have killed my brother!” a Brute said.
“Enough of fukin lol cats!” Master Chief said.
“All of wewe shut up!” Winston yelled.
They all heard a YAY!!!
“Bob?” nyota asked.
“Yes!!!”
“Hi Bob.”
“Yay!!!”
“We’re going to play a tamasha in Sacramento now,” Lars said.
“Ok bye.”
“What should we do now?”
“Go to that concert.”
“Ok.”
“No eating meat there!” the two girls said.
“Man, Metallica already left!”
“How about we go to the tamasha and see what it’s like for the other noobs who don’t hang with the band.”
“Ok.”
They rented another bus. They soon got to the amphitheater. When the 60 people got off and went into the amphitheater, there was a mom and a kid walking by.
“Look mommy, a school bus.”
“That’s awkward.”
They got to the stage area.
“Oh God, the smell of Marijuana!” nyota yelled.
“Grow some balls Star,” Kaltag said.
“I have balls for your information!”
“You got a problem with me smoking marijuana?” a guy said.
“Yeah!”
“Here, wewe smoke it!”
The marijuana was shoved into Star’s mouth.
“Enjoy some cocaine too!”
nyota was suffocating. Tony tackled the man and put the cocaine in his mouth and the marijuana in his nose.
“Thanks man.”
“No problem.”
They heard some heartbeats. The lights darkened.
“Yeah!!!!” James yelled.
Lars started his drumming. Kate recognized the song.
“That was just wewe life!”
Metallica played the song.
“Are wewe alive tonight!? It’s an honor to play here!”
“GO James!” Kaltag yelled.
“Alright, this is one we all like to call St. Anger!”
They played that song.
“This one a classic, let’s see if wewe recognize it.”
“Seek and Destroy,” Garth said.
“Yay!!!”
“Bob, what are wewe doing here?”
“YEAH!!!! This one’s another good one.”
They played the Unforgiven.
“Alright…”
Winston dropped to the ground.
“Ehh…”
“Are wewe ok?”
They waited a dakika au two. In the back round was Master of Puppets.
“Winston, answer us,” Garth said.
Winston didn’t budge.
“Take him to first aid!” Eve yelled.
They got to first aid. About after 30 minutes, they heard Metallica say goodbye to the people.
“Kirk has a kit that can heal unconscious people.
“Wait, how did Winston pass out?”
“He could be dead.
“Kirk has that too.”
The doctor came along.
“He had a seizure.”
“How?”
“Do much action on stage.”
“Oh.”
“He’s fine now.”
“You ready to go nyumbani man?”
“What about Metallica?”
“They’re done.”
“Oh, I’m ready.”
They all went home
Kaltag, nyota and Humphrey got up and remembered they need to go to school.
“Crap, we didn’t go to school yesterday!” nyota said.
“We had driving school,” Kaltag replied.
“Do wewe think they’ll excuse us?”
“Probably, we’ll have to bring our slips.”
“Wait, but Humphrey doesn’t have one.”
“We got to make sure he could be excused.”
They got to school. When they got to school, they went to the office.
“Here’s our slips for driving school.”
“Alright wewe two are excused.”
“He was with us and we took him and…”
“That’s his problem, go to class.”
“But…”
“No buts, go to class. As for you, wewe get detention.”
“Wait, I know of a way to make it up to wewe at lunch.”
“Alright, if wewe fail, wewe get suspended.”
“Ok.”
At lunch time, Humphrey was standing in the middle of the area.
“Free humps!”
Humphrey was holding a sign saying “humps for free.”
“C’mon, guess why my name is Humphrey. It sounds like Hump for free, so, free humps!”
A campus monitor came to Humphrey.
“You know that’s sexual harassment right?”
“No, it’s to payback not being at school yesterday.”
“This is not a payback, it’s sexual harassment.”
“Well I’m paying back.”
“I’m going to talk to the secretary, principal, and vice principal about this.”
“Ok.”
“I would like a hump,” one kid that came after the yard duty left said.
“Ok, here wewe go.”
nyota came along and saw that.
“What teh hell are wewe doing Humphrey?”
“I’m doing my pay back thing.”
“What did this kid do to you?”
“No, I’m paying them back for excusing me for the absents.”
The vice principal, principal, and secretary saw what Humphrey was doing.
The ran out and carried Humphrey into the office.
“Humphrey wewe have crossed the line! You… you… you’re suspended, you’re zaidi than suspended… you’re… you’re…”
The principal left the office.
“What he’s trying to say is you’re expelled,” the vice principal said.
“What!?”
“I’m sorry.”
Humphrey left the school with his ears and tail down. nyota saw Humphrey walking out of the school. He ran out to him.
“What’s wrong?”
“I got expelled.”
“What!?”
“Yeah.”
“Why?”
“For sexual harassment.”
“Get over here!” a campus monitor said.
“Well, I have to go.”
“Ok.”
nyota went back to the perimeter of the school.
“Sorry.”
When Humphrey got home, he told Kate the bad news.
“Oh Humphrey!”
“It’s horrible isn’t it.”
“Yeah!”
“Alright, Ima go hang in the garage.”
“Alright.”
Humphrey grabbed a pistol on his way out. He went to the garage, hesitated, and alisema prayer to God for forgiveness right before he put the barrel to his mouth.
“God, I have mass depression, please forgive me for committing suicide.”
Humphrey pulled the trigger. Kate heard the shot.
“What the hell? That sounded close!”
Kate went to the garage.
“Oh my God! Humphrey! No!”
Kate got on her knees to Humphrey.
“Humphrey, why did wewe have to go!? The murderer wasn’t smart to leave his gun here.”
nyota and Kaltag were in P.E. when they had a campus monitor come out to them.
“A girl named Kate needs you.”
“Ok.”
nyota and Kaltag got to Kate.
“Humphrey was murdered!”
“What!?”
“He was murdered!”
“How did wewe get here?”
“Halo driving school helped.”
Kate was in tears. nyota was almost crying himself. Kaltag was a man but he was still upset. They got to the garage.
“Kate.”
“Yes?”
“Humphrey wasn’t murdered. He committed suicide,” Kaltag said.
“No! Why would he!?”
“He was probably depressed from being expelled.”
nyota and Kaltag howled for Tony, Winston, Garth, and the rest. Meanwhile, Humphrey was climbing trying to resist hell’s suction.
“Jesus, God, help me!”
Humphrey got about 5 inches away from the juu when he slipped. He caught at about 10 feet after falling. He successfully made it to the top. He saw Star.
“Star, I’m right here.”
nyota didn’t hear him.
“Why did he have to commit suicide?”
“I just hope he’s not in hell.”
Meanwhile, Rosy was walking Balto. Rosy was about 12 years old now. They were in a neighborhood with a sex offender. They actually came upon him. Rosy fell for his trick to get into the molester’s house. She had no idea it was him. Balto tried hard to resist.
“Come on Balto, the nice man needs help.”
Rosy got into the house.
“What do wewe need me to do.”
“Strip your clothes.”
“Why?”
“Just do it!”
“To hook up radio antennas?”
“No, wewe know what? Come up here with me.”
“Ok.”
Balto followed to see what would happen. The molester, Gary, allowed Balto in because he thought Balto wouldn’t give him evidence.
“Get on the bed.”
“This is awkward.”
Balto covered his eyes.
“Balto, wewe were right! I’m sorry for denying you!”
Rosy jumped up and tried to escape but Gary grabbed her and slammed her down.
“Balto, help me!”
Balto was about to jump up when Gary exposed his knife.
“Don’t do it keep yourself alive!”
Rosy was suffering as Balto watched it all go down. Rosy and Balto left a little bit later. Rosy went crying home. Balto came to Jenna.
“What’s wrong with Rosy?”
“Jenna, I know this is hard for you, but she was raped.”
“What!?”
“Yeah.”
“Oh my God!”
“I’m going to tell this to nyota and Kaltag.”
Kaltag was running to Balto to tell him the bad news about Humphrey.
“Balto, I have bad news!” as Kaltag alisema that, Balto alisema “Kaltag I have bad news!” at the very same time.
“You go first,” Kaltag offered.
“Rosy was raped!”
“What!? That’s terrible!”
“I know.”
“Here’s what I was going to say. Humphrey committed suicide!”
“Oh my God!”
“Yeah.”
“Rosy getting molested is nothing compared to that! Screw her!”
“Balto, that’s bad too!”
They got too the garage.
“We need to make a funeral for Humphrey,” nyota said.
“Right, where?”
“How about here?”
“Ok.”
The inayofuata day, the funeral started.
“Humphrey was my best friend. He was just loving, he was sweet, I loved him so much. He’s almost like the brother I never had. He married Kate only to die. Kate originally didn’t care for him, but now she’s married to him and crying. Kaltag, do wewe have a few words to say?” nyota said.
“Humphrey was the awesomest, to coolest, the nicest, I also loved him. He made me and my brother upendo everyone. When Eve strangled him, he didn’t fight back. When people hurt him, he didn’t fight back, he just took it. He also had a few good nut hits if wewe know what I mean. Garth, wewe might want to speak.”
“Humphrey was a good man. A sweet, fun-loving Omega. Him and I battled for Kate, but, I’m glad he got her,” Garth said, “Dutch, how about wewe say a few things.”
“I don’t know much about Humphrey, but, I just know he was Star’s best friend. nyota is my inayopendelewa dog, and Humphrey just made him happy. I loved Humphrey myself, and he became an ODST, that is all I have to say. Lars, wewe come up.”
“Humphrey, when he first met me, he was speechless. Now I am at a huge fan’s funeral. Poor guy, he had to commit suicide. I hope he’s not in hell.”
The rest of the speakers spoke.
“Well, Humphrey wrote this song, and We wanted to play this in sign of respect,” Kaltag said.
The song is a fast version of The Unforgiven and speeds up and slows down like Wherever I may Roam. The lyrics go something like this.
“I’m sorry but I have to go know, it’s been a wonderful life!
I have to go… to a sacred place where I will be happy.
But I have to do it myself.”
It got rocking.
“All this hell is making me want to die!
I will see wewe in Heaven, and I upendo wewe all!
Please don’t miss me while I’m gone!
Just don’t, just don’t!”
It got slow.
“I upendo wewe all, I wish wewe all the best of luck getting into heaven.
I upendo wewe all, I upendo wewe all!
And for all of my Marafiki and wife, I just hope wewe don’t suffer with my absence.”
It got rocking.
“I upendo wewe all! I upendo all!
I wish wewe luck! My Marafiki and wife don’t suffer from my absence!
Shakey, Salty, wewe helped me stay alive! wewe too, Mooch!
Kate, I’ve known wewe my whole life and upendo you!
Star, Kaltag, you’re my long Lost brothers!
I upendo all of wewe Metallica!
Good Bye!”
The rest was instrumental.
“Humphrey probably would want us to improve, but for now, in sign of respect, we’ll leave it how it is. DJ, wewe got it right?”
“Got it!” Mooch said.
“Cool, play it.”
Mooch turned on Rick Astley’s Never Going to Give wewe Up.
“What the hell, Mooch!”
“You all got Rick Roll’d!”
“Play our song!”
“Ok.”
He turned on their song. Humphrey approached Star, Kaltag, Balto, Shakey, and Salty.
“You all did good,” Humphrey alisema to them.
“Humphrey!” nyota yelled.
Everyone except the other 5 who saw Humphrey thought nyota was hallucinating.
“Star are wewe ok?” Kate asked.
“I upendo you!”
Kate thought nyota was talking to her.
“I only upendo one Omega, that’s Humphrey.”
“I upendo wewe too Star.”
Kaltag, Balto, Shakey, Salty and Mooch joined nyota to make a group hug.
“Are wewe 6 high?”
“Can wewe not see Humphrey?”
“They can’t see me.”
“Right.”
“How was our song?” Balto asked.
“Great!”
“Cool.”
“I couldn’t stop playing the air guitar.”
“Nice.”
“Well I’m going into Kate’s vision now.”
“Ok.”
Humphrey came into Kate’s vision.
“It’s Humphrey everyone!”
“Yup, it’s me.”
“I can’t see him,” Garth said.”
“You’re high.”
“You’re high.”
“Screw you!”
Lilly came.
“Hi Humphrey.”
“You can see me too?”
“Yeah.”
“Ok.”
“Well I better say goodbye.”
“Aww!”
“This’ll be the last time wewe see me in 10 years.”
“Damn, bye Humphrey.”
“I upendo wewe Kate.”
“Bye, Humphrey.”
“Let’s get him into the hearse,” nyota said.
“Who’s driving?” Kaltag asked.
“I will.”
“Ok.”
“Kaltag, wewe get police car #1. Garth, wewe get Police car #2 as an escort. The rest of wewe will be trailing behind us.”
Everyone left to Humphrey’s burial place.
“Alright, for a fellow deceased metalhead, we’re going to play 2 songs. Wherever I May Roam and Nightmare. Wherever I May Roam represents his trip to Heaven, and Nightmare is a good song for when a fellow metalhead dies. First Wherever I May Roam.”
They played that.
“And the road becomes my bride. I have stripped all but pride, so in her I do confide, and she keeps me satisfied…”
They got to the end of the song.
“Wherever I may rooooooaaaam!!!!”
“One zaidi song before it’s time to say goodbye.”
“NIGHTMARE!!!”
There was a lot of imba because the singer of Avenged Sevenfold doesn’t play an instrument.
“Hate to twist your mind but God ain’t on your side!
An old acquaintance severed
Burn the world your last endeavor!”
They were really rocking out.
“Nothing stops the madness turning, haunting, yearning pull the trigger!
wewe should have known!
The price of evil and it hurts to know wewe belong here!
Yeah… Oooooooh
It’s your fucking nightmare!”
nyota was having trouble keeping the kick drum in tune.
“You’ve lied to!
Just to rape wewe out of your sight!
And they have the nerve to tell wewe how wewe feel!”
Kaltag quit playing his guitar, gitaa for the inayofuata lines.
“You should have known!
The price of evil, and it huts to know that wewe belong here!”
They finished the song.
“Any last words before we say goodbye to Humphrey?”
“Yeah, you’re not going to burry a dog at this cemetery,” Ralph said.
“Screw wewe Ralph.”
The 70 people at the funeral gathered to kill Ralph.
“Can we stop now?” nyota asked
“Sorry.”
Eve stayed growling at Ralph.
“You better let us burry my son in-law here, au I‘m going to tear out your brain and shove it down your throat!”
“Screw you!”
The two “Organic” girls came by.
“Eat berries!”
“Way ahead of you,” Bella said.
“Bella, how could you!” Kaltag said.
“What?”
“Never mind.”
“Tiem for sum sexxxay pr0nzzz!” Master Chief said.
“Ok, fucker,” a taxi driver said.
“Rasta!” Little Jacob said.
“He’s going to tear out our little skulls, take off our back packs, then he’s going to hump us with his big grimony butt!” a Grunt said.
“You best not have killed my brother!” a Brute said.
“Enough of fukin lol cats!” Master Chief said.
“All of wewe shut up!” Winston yelled.
They all heard a YAY!!!
“Bob?” nyota asked.
“Yes!!!”
“Hi Bob.”
“Yay!!!”
“We’re going to play a tamasha in Sacramento now,” Lars said.
“Ok bye.”
“What should we do now?”
“Go to that concert.”
“Ok.”
“No eating meat there!” the two girls said.
“Man, Metallica already left!”
“How about we go to the tamasha and see what it’s like for the other noobs who don’t hang with the band.”
“Ok.”
They rented another bus. They soon got to the amphitheater. When the 60 people got off and went into the amphitheater, there was a mom and a kid walking by.
“Look mommy, a school bus.”
“That’s awkward.”
They got to the stage area.
“Oh God, the smell of Marijuana!” nyota yelled.
“Grow some balls Star,” Kaltag said.
“I have balls for your information!”
“You got a problem with me smoking marijuana?” a guy said.
“Yeah!”
“Here, wewe smoke it!”
The marijuana was shoved into Star’s mouth.
“Enjoy some cocaine too!”
nyota was suffocating. Tony tackled the man and put the cocaine in his mouth and the marijuana in his nose.
“Thanks man.”
“No problem.”
They heard some heartbeats. The lights darkened.
“Yeah!!!!” James yelled.
Lars started his drumming. Kate recognized the song.
“That was just wewe life!”
Metallica played the song.
“Are wewe alive tonight!? It’s an honor to play here!”
“GO James!” Kaltag yelled.
“Alright, this is one we all like to call St. Anger!”
They played that song.
“This one a classic, let’s see if wewe recognize it.”
“Seek and Destroy,” Garth said.
“Yay!!!”
“Bob, what are wewe doing here?”
“YEAH!!!! This one’s another good one.”
They played the Unforgiven.
“Alright…”
Winston dropped to the ground.
“Ehh…”
“Are wewe ok?”
They waited a dakika au two. In the back round was Master of Puppets.
“Winston, answer us,” Garth said.
Winston didn’t budge.
“Take him to first aid!” Eve yelled.
They got to first aid. About after 30 minutes, they heard Metallica say goodbye to the people.
“Kirk has a kit that can heal unconscious people.
“Wait, how did Winston pass out?”
“He could be dead.
“Kirk has that too.”
The doctor came along.
“He had a seizure.”
“How?”
“Do much action on stage.”
“Oh.”
“He’s fine now.”
“You ready to go nyumbani man?”
“What about Metallica?”
“They’re done.”
“Oh, I’m ready.”
They all went home