Me: I <33 jelly beans!! :D Yay!!
My mom: Missy I don't think so!! >:o
Me: Why? :(
My mom: You're on a diet!!! Don't get mad <:o
Me: Well to bad!! >:0 I'm mad!! >:( *crosses arms*
My mom: Fine Have jelly beans and get FAT! D:<
Me: Okay!! ^^ *grabs jelly beans and goes in my room* Yay!! :D
Jelly beans: What the fu** are wewe doing!?!?
Me: (O_O) I NEVER KNEW jelly BEANS TALK!!!!!
Jelly beans: Fu** you!! >:o
Me: NOOOOOO!!! Fu** wewe :)
Jelly beans: Ahhh DX Were gona KILL you!!
Me: How could you? wewe don't even know where my house is! *smriks*
Jelly beans: wewe fu**ing retard!!
Me: How am I...