CULTFIX
1. The episode title is a lie, for this half anyway
2. Arthur is trouserless, again
3. “It’s a good job wewe don’t have anything of importance to keep secret isn’t it!”
4. Despite all the slow-mo, the battle for Camelot is over swiftly
5. Agravaine’s treachery is finally exposed kwa a Knight of Camelot and he pays for it later
6. “I’m fine… maybe a broken rib au two”
7. Arthur undergoes a radical personality change thanks to an enchantment
8. Merlin has to reluctantly leave an old friend behind
9. “Those that did not escape are either in our dungeons, au dead”
10. Arthur gets a new look…and accent
11. “Burn their crops. Let’s see how they feel when their children begin to starve”
12. Elyan is tortured kwa Morgana
13. Agravaine’s allegiance to Morgana is explored a little. Is he having doubts?
14. Tristan and Isolde are soon indebted to Camelot thanks to some life-saving action
15. Arthur and Merlin switch roles… and Merlin loves it
16. “Welcome nyumbani Merlin”
17. Arthur finally realises Merlin was right all along
18. Morgana uses Gwaine for her personal entertainment and he has to fight for zaidi than his life
19. There’s two happy reunions, but they don’t happen until the end
20. No sign of The Great Dragon au baby Aithusa
CULTBOX
» ‘I was enhancing it for comfort and ease of use.’
» ‘Trust me, if there’s one thing I’m good at it’s keeping secrets.’
» ‘I look for her in the room and she’s not there… then I remember why.’
» ‘Arthur would never abandon his people. He’d rather die.’
» ‘Prepare the farasi – we’re going on a hunt.’
» ‘I would do anything for you, wewe know that.’
» ‘What kind of coward would deny who he is?’
» ‘We prefer to think of it as free trade.’
» ‘It’s the perfect disguise!’
» ‘You and your kind bring nothing but misery to this land.’
DIGITAL SPY
1. First off, the title is a little misleading - there's no sign of the eponymous sword this week!
2. "I'm hardly going to look kingly in my undergarments, am I?"
3. The King begins to wonder just why he's so unpopular.
4. "It seems your worst fears have been realised, Merlin."
5. There's zaidi than one reunion on the cards!
6. "No-one likes to be called fat."
7. Arthur is a tree-hugger.
8. "We're too quick and too smart for the half-wit king in Camelot."
9. Don't mess with Gwaine - especially when he's tired and hungry.
10. "Sorry Merlin - some of these things are a little on the tight side!"
GEEK SYNDICATE
1. “Easy now, we don’t want anymore holes in that belt!”
2. Agravaine’s deception is discovered kwa *****, who is later tortured.
3. “Been hiding in the ufagio cupboard as usual Merlin?”
4. Merlin is forced to leave someone close to him behind.
5. “You look like a turniphead!”
6. “I probably should learn to think before I speak, shouldn’t I?”
7. Morgana likes her snakes.
8. Arthur hugs it out with a new special friend.
9. “That doesn’t explain why I look like a ******* *****!”
10. zaidi than one reunion happens in Ealdor.
SPOILER TV
“Are wewe saying that I’m fat!”
“How did they breach the gate??”
“Arthur, there are too many of them. We can deal with **** ***** later”
“Are wewe suggesting magic?”
“Whatever wewe say, I’m entirely in your hands”
“With a little persuasion it can cause he can cause a man pain beyond all imagining”
“Without me he wouldn’t last a day”
“I’m sorry to have been a disappointment Merlin. I’ll try harder in the future”
“******, so handsome, so selfless. Of course wewe shall have some supper, as long as wewe are prepared to sing for it”
“It must be hard to be so ugly”
“******* **** Merlin”
“I missed you”
HINTS
» Watch out for what could be described as a Royal wardrobe malfunction.
» As many as four female characters will feature in this episode!
» Who will be revealed as a twisted firestarter?
» Arthur enjoys some lessons in upendo from an unexpected direction.
» One knight of Camelot will sing for his supper.
» Jealousy will be rife as two men vie for the attention of a Lady.
» Who will be described as a village idiot?
» A gift brought kwa one of the Three Wise Men will be involved.
» Two new legendary characters will be smuggled into the story.
» ‘Turnip head!’
1. The episode title is a lie, for this half anyway
2. Arthur is trouserless, again
3. “It’s a good job wewe don’t have anything of importance to keep secret isn’t it!”
4. Despite all the slow-mo, the battle for Camelot is over swiftly
5. Agravaine’s treachery is finally exposed kwa a Knight of Camelot and he pays for it later
6. “I’m fine… maybe a broken rib au two”
7. Arthur undergoes a radical personality change thanks to an enchantment
8. Merlin has to reluctantly leave an old friend behind
9. “Those that did not escape are either in our dungeons, au dead”
10. Arthur gets a new look…and accent
11. “Burn their crops. Let’s see how they feel when their children begin to starve”
12. Elyan is tortured kwa Morgana
13. Agravaine’s allegiance to Morgana is explored a little. Is he having doubts?
14. Tristan and Isolde are soon indebted to Camelot thanks to some life-saving action
15. Arthur and Merlin switch roles… and Merlin loves it
16. “Welcome nyumbani Merlin”
17. Arthur finally realises Merlin was right all along
18. Morgana uses Gwaine for her personal entertainment and he has to fight for zaidi than his life
19. There’s two happy reunions, but they don’t happen until the end
20. No sign of The Great Dragon au baby Aithusa
CULTBOX
» ‘I was enhancing it for comfort and ease of use.’
» ‘Trust me, if there’s one thing I’m good at it’s keeping secrets.’
» ‘I look for her in the room and she’s not there… then I remember why.’
» ‘Arthur would never abandon his people. He’d rather die.’
» ‘Prepare the farasi – we’re going on a hunt.’
» ‘I would do anything for you, wewe know that.’
» ‘What kind of coward would deny who he is?’
» ‘We prefer to think of it as free trade.’
» ‘It’s the perfect disguise!’
» ‘You and your kind bring nothing but misery to this land.’
DIGITAL SPY
1. First off, the title is a little misleading - there's no sign of the eponymous sword this week!
2. "I'm hardly going to look kingly in my undergarments, am I?"
3. The King begins to wonder just why he's so unpopular.
4. "It seems your worst fears have been realised, Merlin."
5. There's zaidi than one reunion on the cards!
6. "No-one likes to be called fat."
7. Arthur is a tree-hugger.
8. "We're too quick and too smart for the half-wit king in Camelot."
9. Don't mess with Gwaine - especially when he's tired and hungry.
10. "Sorry Merlin - some of these things are a little on the tight side!"
GEEK SYNDICATE
1. “Easy now, we don’t want anymore holes in that belt!”
2. Agravaine’s deception is discovered kwa *****, who is later tortured.
3. “Been hiding in the ufagio cupboard as usual Merlin?”
4. Merlin is forced to leave someone close to him behind.
5. “You look like a turniphead!”
6. “I probably should learn to think before I speak, shouldn’t I?”
7. Morgana likes her snakes.
8. Arthur hugs it out with a new special friend.
9. “That doesn’t explain why I look like a ******* *****!”
10. zaidi than one reunion happens in Ealdor.
SPOILER TV
“Are wewe saying that I’m fat!”
“How did they breach the gate??”
“Arthur, there are too many of them. We can deal with **** ***** later”
“Are wewe suggesting magic?”
“Whatever wewe say, I’m entirely in your hands”
“With a little persuasion it can cause he can cause a man pain beyond all imagining”
“Without me he wouldn’t last a day”
“I’m sorry to have been a disappointment Merlin. I’ll try harder in the future”
“******, so handsome, so selfless. Of course wewe shall have some supper, as long as wewe are prepared to sing for it”
“It must be hard to be so ugly”
“******* **** Merlin”
“I missed you”
HINTS
» Watch out for what could be described as a Royal wardrobe malfunction.
» As many as four female characters will feature in this episode!
» Who will be revealed as a twisted firestarter?
» Arthur enjoys some lessons in upendo from an unexpected direction.
» One knight of Camelot will sing for his supper.
» Jealousy will be rife as two men vie for the attention of a Lady.
» Who will be described as a village idiot?
» A gift brought kwa one of the Three Wise Men will be involved.
» Two new legendary characters will be smuggled into the story.
» ‘Turnip head!’
