This is for fun. Please don't be offended :) I am a fellow Asian myself ^_^:
Disclaimer: A person I know made this!!!!
1) Your parents still tried to get wewe into places half-price saying wewe were 12 when wewe were really 15
2) wewe ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing
3) wewe have a 40 lb. bag of mchele in your pantry
4) everyone thinks you're "Chinese" no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were from
5) you've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life.
6) your parents enjoy comparing wewe to their friends' kids.
7) you've had to eat parts of wanyama they don't even put in hot dogs.
8) wewe know what bok choy is
9) you've ever gotten little red envelopes around February.
10) idiot people try to impress wewe with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like the ever-so-popular: ching chong woo bok chi, etc . . .
11) your parents say leaving mchele in your bowl is a sin.
12) your parents say, "Calculus? I took calculus in 8th grade!"
13) everyone thinks you're good at math.
14) your parents' vocabulary is filled with "Ai-yahs and Wah's"
15) wewe like $1.75 movies
16) wewe like $1.50 sinema even more.
17) your aunts and uncles bring wewe back adorable clothing from Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks and English words that make no sense, in great colors like yellow, pink, magenta, machungwa, chungwa and the ever maarufu chokaa green.
18) your parents insist wewe marry within your race.
19) wewe never order chop suey, sweet and sour, wamekula pork, au any other imitation oriental food.
20) people see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask wewe to translate.
21) at expensive restaurants, wewe NEVER order dessert.
22) wewe will most likely be taller than your parents.
23) your parents have either made wewe play the piano, the violin au both.
24) wewe get nothing if wewe do well in school, but crapped on if wewe don't
25) when going to other peoples' houses, wewe sometimes bring a gift.
26) your family owns a tennis racquet, golf clubs, au both.
27) your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV (i.e., Michael Chang)
28) wewe have rocks, sticks, leaves and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine.
29) wewe own a mchele cooker au two
30) your parents tell wewe about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going.
31) your parents buy wewe clothes and shoes many sizes too big so wewe can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come."
32. zaidi than 90% of your siku has test prep, school, and au an instrument.
Disclaimer: A person I know made this!!!!
1) Your parents still tried to get wewe into places half-price saying wewe were 12 when wewe were really 15
2) wewe ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing
3) wewe have a 40 lb. bag of mchele in your pantry
4) everyone thinks you're "Chinese" no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were from
5) you've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life.
6) your parents enjoy comparing wewe to their friends' kids.
7) you've had to eat parts of wanyama they don't even put in hot dogs.
8) wewe know what bok choy is
9) you've ever gotten little red envelopes around February.
10) idiot people try to impress wewe with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like the ever-so-popular: ching chong woo bok chi, etc . . .
11) your parents say leaving mchele in your bowl is a sin.
12) your parents say, "Calculus? I took calculus in 8th grade!"
13) everyone thinks you're good at math.
14) your parents' vocabulary is filled with "Ai-yahs and Wah's"
15) wewe like $1.75 movies
16) wewe like $1.50 sinema even more.
17) your aunts and uncles bring wewe back adorable clothing from Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks and English words that make no sense, in great colors like yellow, pink, magenta, machungwa, chungwa and the ever maarufu chokaa green.
18) your parents insist wewe marry within your race.
19) wewe never order chop suey, sweet and sour, wamekula pork, au any other imitation oriental food.
20) people see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask wewe to translate.
21) at expensive restaurants, wewe NEVER order dessert.
22) wewe will most likely be taller than your parents.
23) your parents have either made wewe play the piano, the violin au both.
24) wewe get nothing if wewe do well in school, but crapped on if wewe don't
25) when going to other peoples' houses, wewe sometimes bring a gift.
26) your family owns a tennis racquet, golf clubs, au both.
27) your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV (i.e., Michael Chang)
28) wewe have rocks, sticks, leaves and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine.
29) wewe own a mchele cooker au two
30) your parents tell wewe about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going.
31) your parents buy wewe clothes and shoes many sizes too big so wewe can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come."
32. zaidi than 90% of your siku has test prep, school, and au an instrument.