First off, I'm going to say a few things. Yes, I categorized this as news. Second, I believe Jesus existed. Not as a holy being, but as a good, respectable guy who preached his religion, as a historical figure . But, using the Bible's own logic, I'm going to try and collapse the whole holy image of Jesus and leave the picture of a man. Imperfect, sure, a religious dude, but I don't have a problem with religious people. I was raised Christian (my parents don't know I'm an atheist), but off of the idea that Jesus was not perfect.
NOTE: This whole delicate makala is balancing on the fact that most Christians believe in the Holy Trinity.
A simple orodha of the Ten Commandments is soon going to topple the whole image of Jesus.
NOTE II- I use a summary of each Commandment, not the whole thing
1- I am the LORD thy god, and wewe shall have no other gods before me.
Ok, what's up with this?! Are these commandments actually implying that there is zaidi than one god? I thought wewe all were monotheistic? Oh, well. It has nothing to do with Jesus anyway. So far Jesus, your divinity is safe.
2- wewe shall not make yourself into a god.
Wait just a minute. Lemme clear some things up. Jesus was Jewish. He worshipped the same god that Christians do. AKA, himself. He worshipped himself. He broke the sekunde commandment. HA! There goes one commandment.
3- Do not take the Lord's name in vain.
OK, I know Jesus didn't break that one, but REALLY? Why would he give a crap if someone says his name with a sucky attitude? Wow. Murder's WAY down on the list, but not taking his name in vain is number THREE? Just wow.
4- Keep the Sabbath siku holy.
You're good this time, Jesus. But inayofuata time *evil laugh*...
5- Honor your mother and father
Maybe wewe are good this time, Jesus.
6- wewe shall not murder.
And......here comes the fun! Like I said, this whole thing is based off of the Holy Trinity, Jesus being God and God being Jesus. Jesus/God killed millions of people, and we forgive them, the survivors saying "God is good!" And they say we're the devil worshipping wackos...
7- wewe shall not commit adultery
Jesus/God impregnated a married woman, and nobody gave a crap about that. All I have to say
8- wewe shall not steal.
Jesus, you're good that time too.
9- wewe shall not lie
He didn't lie
10- wewe shall not be jealous.
I don't remember anything about him being jealous, but if wewe find something, make a comment.
Thank wewe for kusoma this and please spread the idea. I respect and believe in Jesus as a historical person, but anything other than that is crap to me.
Oh, and to the hater Christians who are lurking around this club waiting to prey on another piece of "ignorance". You'll probably say Jesus is a special case. Well, he came to serve, not be served. He obviously didn't want any special treatment.
NOTE: This whole delicate makala is balancing on the fact that most Christians believe in the Holy Trinity.
A simple orodha of the Ten Commandments is soon going to topple the whole image of Jesus.
NOTE II- I use a summary of each Commandment, not the whole thing
1- I am the LORD thy god, and wewe shall have no other gods before me.
Ok, what's up with this?! Are these commandments actually implying that there is zaidi than one god? I thought wewe all were monotheistic? Oh, well. It has nothing to do with Jesus anyway. So far Jesus, your divinity is safe.
2- wewe shall not make yourself into a god.
Wait just a minute. Lemme clear some things up. Jesus was Jewish. He worshipped the same god that Christians do. AKA, himself. He worshipped himself. He broke the sekunde commandment. HA! There goes one commandment.
3- Do not take the Lord's name in vain.
OK, I know Jesus didn't break that one, but REALLY? Why would he give a crap if someone says his name with a sucky attitude? Wow. Murder's WAY down on the list, but not taking his name in vain is number THREE? Just wow.
4- Keep the Sabbath siku holy.
You're good this time, Jesus. But inayofuata time *evil laugh*...
5- Honor your mother and father
Maybe wewe are good this time, Jesus.
6- wewe shall not murder.
And......here comes the fun! Like I said, this whole thing is based off of the Holy Trinity, Jesus being God and God being Jesus. Jesus/God killed millions of people, and we forgive them, the survivors saying "God is good!" And they say we're the devil worshipping wackos...
7- wewe shall not commit adultery
Jesus/God impregnated a married woman, and nobody gave a crap about that. All I have to say
8- wewe shall not steal.
Jesus, you're good that time too.
9- wewe shall not lie
He didn't lie
10- wewe shall not be jealous.
I don't remember anything about him being jealous, but if wewe find something, make a comment.
Thank wewe for kusoma this and please spread the idea. I respect and believe in Jesus as a historical person, but anything other than that is crap to me.
Oh, and to the hater Christians who are lurking around this club waiting to prey on another piece of "ignorance". You'll probably say Jesus is a special case. Well, he came to serve, not be served. He obviously didn't want any special treatment.
