Credit: link. I didn't write it, I thought it was pretty hilarious though!
"As an atheist, wewe will occasionally meet a non-atheist who wishes to argue against your belief system. If wewe are interested in discussing the matter, wewe may want to prepare yourself kwa learning these simple responses to common anti-atheist arguments.
The Bible says that atheism is wrong.
"The Bible also says some guy's donkey talked."
If wewe believe in God and are wrong, then it's no big deal, but if wewe don't believe in God and are wrong, you'll be punished eternally, so it's not a good idea to be an atheist.
