- not being able to tell if there is a buibui running down your leg au just a drop of sweat
-hanging out with the squad at the shopping centre because your parents won’t let wewe use the air con
-the water is the same temperature regardless of whether wewe use the “hot” au “cold” tap
-your chakula staple is not rice, but ice
-catastrophic moto danger warning
-going to the cinema and buying tickets to 4 sinema just so wewe have a reason to stay there all day
-waiting for your zooper doopers to freeze overnight
-you decided to go to Bondi and it’s extremely overcrowded, but the beach, pwani is too hot to walk on anyway
-buying the last box of Golden Gaytimes from Woolies
-volunteering at a Bunnings barbecue and empathizing with the sausages and onions
-having to choose between not drinking tea/coffee au overheating
-spending the entire siku in the dark with the curtains drawn because wewe can’t afford to use electricity
-burning yourself on the seatbelt buckle
-impromptu pool parties. every day.
-the power goes out at 2pm because everyone within a 200km radius of wewe has their air conditioning on full blast
-you could probably fry an egg on the roof of your car
-all wewe want for krisimasi is rain
-hanging out with the squad at the shopping centre because your parents won’t let wewe use the air con
-the water is the same temperature regardless of whether wewe use the “hot” au “cold” tap
-your chakula staple is not rice, but ice
-catastrophic moto danger warning
-going to the cinema and buying tickets to 4 sinema just so wewe have a reason to stay there all day
-waiting for your zooper doopers to freeze overnight
-you decided to go to Bondi and it’s extremely overcrowded, but the beach, pwani is too hot to walk on anyway
-buying the last box of Golden Gaytimes from Woolies
-volunteering at a Bunnings barbecue and empathizing with the sausages and onions
-having to choose between not drinking tea/coffee au overheating
-spending the entire siku in the dark with the curtains drawn because wewe can’t afford to use electricity
-burning yourself on the seatbelt buckle
-impromptu pool parties. every day.
-the power goes out at 2pm because everyone within a 200km radius of wewe has their air conditioning on full blast
-you could probably fry an egg on the roof of your car
-all wewe want for krisimasi is rain