Bangel's First Kiss (from the episode Angel)
Angel: Ah, heh. Is there a problem, ma'am?
Buffy: Yeah, there's a problem. Why are wewe following me?
Angel: I know what you're thinking. Don't worry, I don't bite.
Angel: Truth is, I thought you'd be taller, au bigger muscles and all that. You're pretty spry, though.
Buffy: What do wewe want?
Angel: The same thing wewe do.
Buffy: Okay. What do I want?
Angel: To kill them. To kill them all.
Buffy: Sorry, that's incorrect. But wewe do get this lovely watch and a year's supply of kobe, kasa Wax. What I *want* is to be left alone!
Angel: Do wewe really think that's an option anymore? You're standing at the Mouth of Hell. And it's about to open.
Angel: Don't turn your back on this. You've gotta be ready.
Buffy: What for?
Angel: For the Harvest.
Buffy: Who are you?
Angel: Let's just say... I'm a friend.
Buffy: Yeah, well, maybe I don't want a friend.
Angel: I didn't say I was yours.
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Giles: W-who told wewe this?
Buffy: This... guy. Dark, gorgeous in an annoying sort of way. I figured wewe two were buds.
Giles: No. The Harvest. Did he say anything else?
Buffy: Something about the Mouth of Hell. I *really* didn't like him!
The Harvest (EP02)
Buffy: I don't suppose you've got a key on you?
Angel: They really don't like me dropping in.
Buffy: Why not?
Angel: They really don't like me.
Buffy: How could that possibly be?
Angel: I knew you'd figure out this entryway sooner au later. Actually, I thought it was gonna be a *little* sooner.
Buffy: Sorry wewe had to wait. Okay. Look, if you're gonna be popping up with this Cryptic Wise Man act on a regular basis, can wewe at least tell me your name?
Angel: Angel.
Buffy: Angel. It's a pretty name.
Angel: Don't... go down there.
Buffy: Deal with my going.
Angel: wewe shouldn't be putting yourself at risk. Tonight is the Harvest. Unless wewe can prevent it, the Master walks.
Buffy: Well, if this Harvest thing is such a suckfest, why don't *you* stop it?
Angel: 'Cause I'm afraid.
Angel: They'll be expecting you.
Buffy: I've got a friend down there. au at least a potential friend. Do wewe know what it's like to have a friend?
Buffy: That wasn't supposed to be a stumper.
Angel: When wewe hit the tunnels head east towards the school. That's where you're likely to find them.
Buffy: wewe gonna wish me luck?
Angel: Good luck.
--
Angel: She did it! I'll be damned.
Teacher's Pet (EP04)
Buffy: Well! Look who's here!
Angel: Hi.
Buffy: I'd say it's nice to see you, but then we both know that's a big fib.
Angel: I won't be long.
Buffy: No, you'll just give me a cryptic warning about some exciting new catastrophe, and then disappear into the night. Right?
Angel: You're cold.
Buffy: wewe can take it.
Angel: I mean, wewe look cold.
Buffy: A little big on me. What happened?
Angel: I didn't pay attention.
Buffy: To somebody with a big fork?
Angel: He's coming.
Buffy: The Fork Guy?
Angel: Don't let him corner you. Don't give him a moment's mercy. He'll rip your throat out.
Buffy: Okay, I'll give wewe improved marks for that one. Ripping a throat out, it's a strong visual, it's not cryptic!
Angel: I have to go.
Buffy: Sweet dreams to you, too.
--
Angel: I heard a rumor there was, uh, one less vampire walking around making a nuisance of himself.
Buffy: There is. Guess I should thank wewe for the tip.
Angel: Pleasure's mine.
Buffy: Course, it would make things easier if I knew how to get in touch with you.
Angel: I'll be around.
Buffy: au who wewe were?
Buffy: Well... Anyway, wewe can have your koti, jacket back.
Angel: It looks better on you.
Never Kill a Boy On the First tarehe (EP05)
Angel: Buffy.
Buffy: Angel.
Angel: I was hoping I'd find wewe here.
Buffy: wewe were?
Angel: Some serious stuff happening tonight. wewe need to be out there.
Buffy: No, not you, too.
Angel: What do wewe know?
Buffy: Prophecy, Anointed One, yada, yada, yada...
Angel: So wewe know. Fine. I just thought I'd warn you.
Buffy: Warn me? wewe see that guy over there at the bar? He came here to be with me.
Angel: You're here on a date?
Buffy: Yes! Why is it such a shock to everyone?
Owen: Here wewe go.
Buffy: Oh. Um, Owen, this is Angel. Angel, this is Owen. Who is my date.
Angel: Hey.
Owen: Hey! So. Where do wewe know Buffy from?
Angel: Work.
The Pack (EP06)
Willow: Not even for a dangerous and mysterious older man whose leather
koti, jacket you're wearing right now?
Buffy: Goes with the shoes!
Willow: Come on, Angel pushes your buttons. wewe know he does.
Angel (EP07)
Willow: What about Angel?
Buffy: Angel? I can just see him in a relationship. 'Hi, honey, you're in grave danger. I'll see wewe inayofuata month.'
Willow: He's not around much, it's true.
Buffy: When he is around... it's like the lights dim
everywhere else.
--
Buffy: Get in! C'mon!
Angel: It's alright. A vampire can't come in unless it's invited.
Buffy: I've heard that before, but I've never put it to the test. Oh... I'll go get some bandages,
just... take your koti, jacket and your shati off.
Buffy: Nice tattoo. I was lucky wewe came along. How did wewe happen to come along?
Angel: I live nearby. I was just out walking.
Buffy: So, wewe weren't following me? I just had this feeling wewe were.
Angel: Why would I do that?
Buffy: wewe tell me. You're the Mystery Guy that appears out of nowhere. I'm not saying I'm not happy about it tonight, but... if wewe are hanging
around I'd like to know why.
Angel: Maybe I like you.
Buffy: Maybe...
--
Buffy: Oh! Okay... Um... Angel, uh, this is my mom. Mom, this is Angel. Uh, we ran into each other on the way home.
Angel: Nice to meet you.
Joyce: What do wewe do, Angel?
Buffy: He's a student. Uh, first mwaka community college. Angel's been helping me with my history,
wewe know I've been toiling there.
--
Angel: Look, I don't wanna get wewe in any zaidi trouble...
Buffy: And I don't wanna get wewe dead. They could still be out there. So, uh, oh... two of us,
one bed. That doesn't work. (Um, why don't wewe take the bed? Y'know, you're wounded...
Angel: I'll take the floor.
Buffy: Uh, no, that's not...
Angel: Oh, believe me, I've had worse.
Buffy: Okay. Um, then why don't wewe check and see if the Fang Gang is still loitering and, um, keep your back turned while I change?
Angel: I don't see them.
Buffy: Y'know, I'm the Chosen One, it's my job to fight guys like that. What's your excuse?
Angel: Somebody has to.
Buffy: Well, what does your family think of your career choice?
Angel: They're dead.
Buffy: Was it vampires?
Angel: I-it was.
Buffy: I'm sorry.
Angel: It was a long while ago.
Buffy: So, this is a vengeance gig for you.
Angel: Y-you even look pretty when wewe go to sleep.
Buffy: Well, when I wake up it's an entirely different story.
Buffy: Here. Sleep tight. Angel?
Angel: Hmm?
Buffy: Do wewe snore?
Angel: I don't know. It's been a long time since anybody's been in a position to let me know.
--
Xander: He spent the night? In your room? In your bed?
Buffy: Not *in* my bed, *by* my bed.
Willow: That is so romantic! Did you, uh... I mean, did he, uh...
Buffy: Perfect gentleman.
Xander: Buffy, c'mon, wake up and smell the seduction. It's the oldest trick in the book.
Buffy: What? Saving my life? Getting slashed in the ribs?
--
Buffy: Angel?
Angel: Hey.
Buffy: Brought wewe some dinner. It's a little plateless, sorry.
Buffy: So! What'd wewe do all day?
Angel: Uh, I read a little.
Angel: And just thought about a lot of things. Buffy, I...
Buffy: My diary? wewe read my diary? That
is *not* okay! A diary is like a person's most private place! I... wewe don't even know what I was uandishi about! 'Hunk' can mean a lot of things, bad things. And, and when it says that your eyes are 'penetrating', I meant to write 'bulging'.
Angel: Buffy...
Buffy: And 'A' doesn't even stand for 'Angel' for that matter, it stands for... 'Achmed', a charming foreign exchange student, so that whole ndoto part has nothing to even do with wewe at all...
Angel: Your mother moved your diary when she came in to straighten up. I watched from the closet. I didn't read it, I swear.
Buffy: Oh! Oh...
Angel: I did a lot of thinking today. I really can't be around you. Because when I am...
Buffy: Hey, no big. Water... over the bridge, under the bridge...
Angel: When I am all I can ever think about is how badly I want to kiss you.
Buffy: ...over the dam... Kiss me?
Angel: I'm older than you, and this can't ever... I better go.
Buffy: H-how much older?
Angel: I should...
Buffy: ...go... wewe said... What? What is it? What's wrong?
--
Willow: Angel's a vampire?
Buffy: I can't believe this is happening. One dakika we were kissing, and the inayofuata minute... Can a vampire ever be a good person? Couldn't it happen?
Giles: A vampire isn't a person at all. It may have
the movements, the, the memories, even the personality of the person that it took over, but i-it's still a demon at the core, there is no halfway.
Willow: So that'd be a no, huh?
Buffy: Well, then what was he doing? Why was he good to me? Was it all some part of the Master's plan? It doesn't make sense!
--
Giles: There's mention some two hundred years zamani in Ireland of, of Angelus, the one with the angelic face.
Buffy: They got that right...
--
Buffy: Right. Civil War. During which Angel was already, like, a hundred and change...
--
Buffy: I know you're there. And I know what wewe are.
Angel: Do you? I'm just an animal, right?
Buffy: You're not an animal. wanyama I like.
Angel: Let's get it done! C'mon! Don't go soft on me now!
Angel: Little wide.
Buffy: Why? Why didn't wewe just attack me when wewe had the chance? Was it a joke? To make me feel for wewe and then... I've killed a lot of vampires. I've never hated one before.
Angel: Feels good, doesn't it? Feels simple.
Buffy: I invited wewe into my nyumbani and then wewe attacked my family!
Angel: Why not? I killed mine. I killed their friends... and their friend's children... For a hundred years I offered ugly death to everyone I met, and I did it with a song in my heart.
Buffy: What changed?
Angel: Fed on a girl about your age... beautiful... dumb as a post... but a inayopendelewa among her clan.
Buffy: Her clan?
Angel: Romany. Gypsies. The elders conjured the perfect punishment for me. They restored my soul.
Buffy: What, they were all out of boils and blinding torment?
Angel: When wewe become a vampire the demon takes your body, but it doesn't get your soul. That's gone! No conscience, no remorse... It's an easy way to live. wewe have no idea what it's like to have done the
things I've done... and to care. I haven't fed on a living human being since that day.
Buffy: So wewe started with my mom?
Angel: I didn't bite her.
Buffy: Then why didn't wewe say something?
Angel: But I wanted to. I can walk like a man, but I'm not one. I wanted to kill wewe tonight.
--
Willow: So, no word from Angel?
Buffy: Nah. It's weird, though. In his way I feel like he's still watching me.
Willow: Well, in a way he sort of is. In the way of that he's right over there.
--
Angel: I just wanted to see if wewe were okay. And your mother.
Buffy: We're both good. You?
Angel: If I can go a little while without getting shot au stabbed I'll be alright. Look, this can't...
Buffy: ...ever be anything. I know. For one thing, you're, like, two hundred and twenty-four years older than I am.
Angel: I just gotta... I gotta walk away from this.
Buffy: I know. Me, too. One of us has to go here.
Angel: I know.
Buffy: wewe okay?
Angel: It's just...
Buffy: ...painful. I know. See wewe around? Go ahead.
Out of Mind, Out of Sight (EP11)
Giles: Buffy told me wewe don't feed from humans anymore.
Angel: Not for a long while.
Giles: Is that why you're here? To see her?
Angel: I can't. It's, uh... It's too hard for me to be around her.
Giles: A vampire in upendo with a Slayer! It's rather poetic- in a maudlin sort of way.
Prophecy Girl (EP12)
Angel: I know this is hard.
Buffy: What do wewe know about this? You're never gonna die!
Angel: wewe think I want anything to happen to you? Do wewe think I could stand it? We just gotta figure out a way...
--
Angel: You're in upendo with her.
Xander: Aren't you?
--
Buffy: Angel, better put on your game face.
Angel: I'm ready.
--
Angel: kwa the way, I really like your dress.
Buffy: Yeah, yeah. Big hit with everyone.
