From an barua pepe I got.
Rules for Men
1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten kwa his fellow partygoers.
2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, wewe must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
4) If you've known a guy for zaidi than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless wewe actually marry her.
5) Complaining about the brand of free bia in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, wewe may always ask the score of the game in progress, but wewe may never ask who's playing.
7) It is permissible to have a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach, pwani ... and it's delivered kwa a topless supermodel ... and it's free.
8) Marafiki don't let Marafiki wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
9) If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem -- wewe didn't see nothin'.
10) Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.
11) wewe must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death of a girlfriend's cat, even if it was wewe who secretly set it on moto and threw it into a ceiling fan.
12) If wewe complement a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
13) Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
i) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
ii) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
iii) Another set and we can hit the showers!
iv) Nice butt. Are wewe a Sagittarius?
14) Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless wewe are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation wewe need.
Rules for Men
1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten kwa his fellow partygoers.
2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, wewe must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
4) If you've known a guy for zaidi than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless wewe actually marry her.
5) Complaining about the brand of free bia in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, wewe may always ask the score of the game in progress, but wewe may never ask who's playing.
7) It is permissible to have a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach, pwani ... and it's delivered kwa a topless supermodel ... and it's free.
8) Marafiki don't let Marafiki wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
9) If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem -- wewe didn't see nothin'.
10) Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.
11) wewe must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death of a girlfriend's cat, even if it was wewe who secretly set it on moto and threw it into a ceiling fan.
12) If wewe complement a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
13) Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
i) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
ii) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
iii) Another set and we can hit the showers!
iv) Nice butt. Are wewe a Sagittarius?
14) Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless wewe are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation wewe need.
