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Girls Don’t Realize These Things
I'm sorry
That I bought wewe roses
to tell wewe that I like you.
I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with wewe when wewe were drunk.
I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants.
I'm sorry
That I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised.
I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy".
I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk.
I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy wewe expensive things.
I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club.
I'm sorry
I would rather make upendo to wewe then just screw you
like some bila mpangilio guy.
I'm sorry
That I am always the one wewe need to talk to,
but never good enough to date.
I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when wewe threw up, and didn't get mad at wewe for puking in my car,
but when we went out wewe went nyumbani with another guy.
I'm sorry
That I am there to pick wewe up at 4am when your new man hit wewe and dropped wewe off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend.
I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around.
I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when wewe call, to listen to wewe cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work.
I'm sorry
That wewe can't realize... I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry
If wewe read this and know somebody like this
but don't care.
But most of all
I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore.
I'm sorry
That wewe can't accept me for who I am.
I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told wewe about it, I thought that was what Marafiki were for...
I'm sorry
That I told wewe I loved wewe and actually meant it.
I'm sorry
That I talked to wewe for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening wewe instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry
That I cared.
I'm sorry
That I listen to wewe at night talking about how wewe wish wewe could have done something different.
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Ladies always complain and gripe to their Marafiki that there are never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes that mistreat them. Well ladies, inayofuata time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to. Maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't wewe give me a chance?".
Because the person wewe are usually searching for is right kwa you.
If you're a guy and wewe agree with this letter, post it as: 'I'm sorry'.
If you're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to post this into your profile, and wewe would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profaili as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that zaidi guys were like this, and I bet a lot of girls do too.
Girls Don’t Realize These Things
I'm sorry
That I bought wewe roses
to tell wewe that I like you.
I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with wewe when wewe were drunk.
I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants.
I'm sorry
That I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised.
I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy".
I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk.
I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy wewe expensive things.
I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club.
I'm sorry
I would rather make upendo to wewe then just screw you
like some bila mpangilio guy.
I'm sorry
That I am always the one wewe need to talk to,
but never good enough to date.
I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when wewe threw up, and didn't get mad at wewe for puking in my car,
but when we went out wewe went nyumbani with another guy.
I'm sorry
That I am there to pick wewe up at 4am when your new man hit wewe and dropped wewe off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend.
I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around.
I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when wewe call, to listen to wewe cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work.
I'm sorry
That wewe can't realize... I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry
If wewe read this and know somebody like this
but don't care.
But most of all
I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore.
I'm sorry
That wewe can't accept me for who I am.
I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told wewe about it, I thought that was what Marafiki were for...
I'm sorry
That I told wewe I loved wewe and actually meant it.
I'm sorry
That I talked to wewe for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening wewe instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry
That I cared.
I'm sorry
That I listen to wewe at night talking about how wewe wish wewe could have done something different.
***********
Ladies always complain and gripe to their Marafiki that there are never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes that mistreat them. Well ladies, inayofuata time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to. Maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't wewe give me a chance?".
Because the person wewe are usually searching for is right kwa you.
If you're a guy and wewe agree with this letter, post it as: 'I'm sorry'.
If you're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to post this into your profile, and wewe would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profaili as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that zaidi guys were like this, and I bet a lot of girls do too.