Woman

I admit I loved Disney Princesses as a little girl, I collected stickers and pictures of my vipendwa (Belle and Ariel and Cinderella) and have a lot of the movies.

But one curious thing I started to notice about Disney sinema as I got older was that there were usually no mothers around, it was almost always a single dad and his daughter trying to get by. If there was a female adult, she was an awful stepmother au a wicked witch.

Here is a orodha of Disney sinema (and many of these are based on folk tales and Grimm fairy tales, but they are the ones Disney seems to like to make sinema of...) where...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If wewe don't straighten up, I'm going to knock wewe into the middle of inayofuata week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I alisema so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If wewe fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure wewe wear clean underwear, in case...

Yesterday I slept and I dreamed I was a princess
I dreamed of the power of an educated woman
in the times of knights
And I don't mean what we used to do: embroidery, imba au drawing
no, but to that ancient art that barely lingers between us now,
to make man believe that he is the one who take the reins
We didn't have the freedom to be indomitable, but we have been secret.
We domed the king with kisses and planned alliances and revenge in our beds.
In my dream, my mother, the Queen, taught me to be gentle, to appear submissive but to be daring in secret as far as God would allow me.
To play with my...