Bellatrix Lestrange Club
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Snape:
Make him Happy:

1. Tell him that James Potter was recently sent to Azkaban for a life sentence

2. Convince him that it would be possible for him to travel back in time and relive his school days as a maarufu member of a cool gang

3. Destroy all of the Shampoo and personal hygiene products within a ten-mile radius of him

4. Make him the Defense Agaisnt the Dark Arts teacher and approve of Capitol Punishment

5. Give him a front row kiti, kiti cha at Sirius Blacks conviction, and permission to personally hand him over to the Dementors


Bellstrix Lestrange:

1. Convince her that Lord Voldemort is madly in upendo with her

2. Destroy all Hairbrushes and combs within a ten-mile radius of her

3. Make Mudblood and Muggle hunting legal

4. Make sure that people tell her all their misfortunes, so she can have a good laugh

5. Have Voldemort send her on a top-secret, highly dangerous mission for him

6. Gift her with Lord Voldemorts most prized possesion

Lucius Malfoy:

1. Give him the oppourtunity to personally moto Arthur Weasley from his job

2. Compliment his hair

3. Have Lord Voldemort give him his wand back and use someone elses house as headquarters

4. Convince him that he can buy himself the job of Minister of Magic because of his riches

5. Give him the opportunities to commit zaidi crime and increase his wealth

6. Get him back into Lord Voldemorts good graces

Fenrir Greyback:

1. Destroy all personal hygiene products within a ten-mile radius of him

2. Give him a lifetime supply of fresh meat

3. Brand him with the Dark Mark and induct him into the Dark Lords inner circle

4.
 Bellatrix!
Bellatrix!
This is a poem i wrote about Bellatrix Lestrange. We upendo her to death and we know that. So i thought to share my first ever poem about her with you.
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The fierce wave of her wand,
And a crackle of laugh,
Titled her evil but the upendo of our heart

Dare not challenge her,
Faith might favor her,
Giving us another clue not to kuvuka, msalaba her

Death eaters are the family,
Playing 'death' is the hobby,
Teasing Mudbloods is the reason to be merry

She's the one luckyPink is uandishi about,
Ready to hear the name out loud?
Bellatrix Lestrange! Better watch her out!


Thanks everyone who made time to read this.
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1. wewe throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. wewe wear at least some black every day.

3. wewe rip your clothes on purpose.

4. wewe call people wewe don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. wewe yell "CRUCIO!" at people when wewe get mad.

6. wewe carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" au an "L", wewe accidentally type out a Bellatrix au a Lestrange instead.

9. wewe think her birthday should...
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How to annoy, agitate, au freak out Lord Voldemort.
WARNING: Attempt these at your own risk. mwandishi is not responsible for any deaths au torture from trying these.

1. Tell him that Bellatrix is waiting for him to propose.

2. Tell him that Harry is in upendo with him.

3. Write an apology letter to the Daily Prophet that looks as though it's from him.

4. Turn his Dark Mark into a tatoo of a kitten.

5. Ask him just WHEN did he last take a shower?

6.Anonymously send him a wig.

7. Constantly wink at him, and tell him that his secret is salama with you.

8. Steal Nagini. When he demands her back, claim she likes...
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