*Theme*
Announcer: BIG TIME RUSH ROLECALL!
Kendall: I'm Kendall!
James: James!
Carlos: Carlos!
Logan: Logan!
Katie: Katie!
Ms. Knight: Mom!
Tyler: Tyler!
Camille: Camille!
Jennifers: Jennifer! And Jennifer!
Kelly: Kelly!
Gustavo: And I'm..FAT!
Everyone: Yeah, it's Big Time Rush! We're gonna have some fun, in the PalmWoods! We're gonna cause some trouble, in Hollywood! We've got music, and guest stars, and PIE! Yeah, it's Big! Time! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSH!
*Kendall plays his guitar*
Everyone: YEAH!
James: Hi everyone! James here! TDIfangirl decided that since BTRA got so many good reviews, we decided to do a sekunde episode! SO HOLD ON TO YOUR-
Me: JAMES! *glomps James*
Kendall: So..um...enjoy...
*In the Palmwoods*
Logan: No, I upendo wewe more!
Katie: No, I upendo wewe more!
Logan: I upendo wewe zaidi than I upendo cream cheese!
Katie: I ADORE CREAM CHEESE!
Logan: Me too! ♥♥
Katie: I upendo you! ^^
Logan: I upendo YOU-
bila mpangilio guy: OMG WILL wewe TWO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP??!!
K+L: *making out*
RG: "-.-
James: *comes in quickly and locks the door*
Me: wewe CAN'T HIDE FROM ME JAMES-KUN!!!
James: I'm not James, I'm..uh....KENDALL!
Kendall: EXUSE ME?!
James: Oh, hi James!
Kendall: YOU'RE JAMES!
James: Um...uh..LOGAN'S KISSING YOUR SISTER!
Kendall: And I'd have a reason to be mad about that because?
James: ....
Gustavo: *comes in* hujambo GUYS GUESS WHO ORDRED A NEW BOX OF WEIGHT LOSS CRAP?!
James, Kendall, Logan, and Katie: "-.- We're not even gonna guess.
Me: *comes in and looks at Gustavo* GOD DAMN! wewe NEED SOME NUTRISYSTEM!
Gustavo: *starts to cry* SHUT UP!
K+L+K+J: *laugh*
Me: SERIOUSLY! au AT LEAST GO TO THE GYM!
Carlos: *comes in* WHO PAINTED MY HELMET?!
Kelly: I did. wewe aliiba my Hot Wheels cars.
Carlos: What the heck? Hot Wheels? Don't girls like wewe play with Barbies?
Me, Katie, and Kelly: WHAT?!
*This part has been cut out for the sake of Carlos fans*
James: Well....that's the episode...maybe if this one is as good as the last one she'll make another one-
Me: JAMES! *glomps him again*
Announcer: BIG TIME RUSH ROLECALL!
Kendall: I'm Kendall!
James: James!
Carlos: Carlos!
Logan: Logan!
Katie: Katie!
Ms. Knight: Mom!
Tyler: Tyler!
Camille: Camille!
Jennifers: Jennifer! And Jennifer!
Kelly: Kelly!
Gustavo: And I'm..FAT!
Everyone: Yeah, it's Big Time Rush! We're gonna have some fun, in the PalmWoods! We're gonna cause some trouble, in Hollywood! We've got music, and guest stars, and PIE! Yeah, it's Big! Time! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSH!
*Kendall plays his guitar*
Everyone: YEAH!
James: Hi everyone! James here! TDIfangirl decided that since BTRA got so many good reviews, we decided to do a sekunde episode! SO HOLD ON TO YOUR-
Me: JAMES! *glomps James*
Kendall: So..um...enjoy...
*In the Palmwoods*
Logan: No, I upendo wewe more!
Katie: No, I upendo wewe more!
Logan: I upendo wewe zaidi than I upendo cream cheese!
Katie: I ADORE CREAM CHEESE!
Logan: Me too! ♥♥
Katie: I upendo you! ^^
Logan: I upendo YOU-
bila mpangilio guy: OMG WILL wewe TWO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP??!!
K+L: *making out*
RG: "-.-
James: *comes in quickly and locks the door*
Me: wewe CAN'T HIDE FROM ME JAMES-KUN!!!
James: I'm not James, I'm..uh....KENDALL!
Kendall: EXUSE ME?!
James: Oh, hi James!
Kendall: YOU'RE JAMES!
James: Um...uh..LOGAN'S KISSING YOUR SISTER!
Kendall: And I'd have a reason to be mad about that because?
James: ....
Gustavo: *comes in* hujambo GUYS GUESS WHO ORDRED A NEW BOX OF WEIGHT LOSS CRAP?!
James, Kendall, Logan, and Katie: "-.- We're not even gonna guess.
Me: *comes in and looks at Gustavo* GOD DAMN! wewe NEED SOME NUTRISYSTEM!
Gustavo: *starts to cry* SHUT UP!
K+L+K+J: *laugh*
Me: SERIOUSLY! au AT LEAST GO TO THE GYM!
Carlos: *comes in* WHO PAINTED MY HELMET?!
Kelly: I did. wewe aliiba my Hot Wheels cars.
Carlos: What the heck? Hot Wheels? Don't girls like wewe play with Barbies?
Me, Katie, and Kelly: WHAT?!
*This part has been cut out for the sake of Carlos fans*
James: Well....that's the episode...maybe if this one is as good as the last one she'll make another one-
Me: JAMES! *glomps him again*
Michelle:Where's Logan Carlos!!!
Carlos:In the Kitchen
Michelle:Thanks
Carlos:Wait
Michelle:Yeah
Carlos:Where's Taylor
Michelle:No i haven't seen Taylor since Yesterday?
Carlos:Ok
Let's go to Taylor
Taylor:Get off me!!
Mysterious Girl:You are the Uglyest girl on Earth
Taylor:You Are!!!
Mysterious Girl:Taylor shut Up!!
Then Mysterious Girl Punches Taylor then puts Taylor in a box with holes then she took her
Lets go to Cat and Katie
Cat:Is Logan Hott
Katy:Is Kendall Hott
Katy and Cat walk to Michelle and Alex and Selena
James:Y!!
Carlos:Im Worried about Taylor
Alex:Get a kanuni, cannon and Tissues
Carlos:Y!
Selena:I already know
Carlos:TAYLOR!!!!!!
Alex:AlexSelenaRules!
*Theme Song*
Previously on Big Time Rush Comedy
Logan and Carlos went to a chokoleti factory then Logan fell in the chokoleti tank.James going to get a hair cut lets find out what happens on this episode
Carlos:Help!!!
Worker:Get down from there!!!
Carlos:My Best Friend fell into the chokoleti tank!
Worker:Manger!!!
Manger:KIDS!!!!
Carlos:Im a Teenager
Then the chokoleti tank was pouring the chokoleti like it was chokoleti fudge falling on Ice Cream
Worker:Ok i see him
Then he grab Logan
Carlos:Logan!!!
Logan:*Coughing*
Carlos:Breath!!!!!
[Starts To Cry!]
Logan:Carlos *Weak Voice*
Carlos:Logan!!
Logan:CARLOS!!!1
Then Logan jumped up in the air 50ft
Logan:RFHDSKUAH
Carlos:Come Again
Logan:RFHDSKUAH
Carlos:oh!!!
Then Logan starts to jump up and down runs 100 miles An hour
Carlos:Logan!
Logan:Im up here
Then Carlos put on rocket Boots flew to Logan and grab him
Carlos:were going home
Logan:no!!!
Episode 11 and 12 are Coming Wednesday!July 14
Previously on Big Time Rush Comedy
Logan and Carlos went to a chokoleti factory then Logan fell in the chokoleti tank.James going to get a hair cut lets find out what happens on this episode
Carlos:Help!!!
Worker:Get down from there!!!
Carlos:My Best Friend fell into the chokoleti tank!
Worker:Manger!!!
Manger:KIDS!!!!
Carlos:Im a Teenager
Then the chokoleti tank was pouring the chokoleti like it was chokoleti fudge falling on Ice Cream
Worker:Ok i see him
Then he grab Logan
Carlos:Logan!!!
Logan:*Coughing*
Carlos:Breath!!!!!
[Starts To Cry!]
Logan:Carlos *Weak Voice*
Carlos:Logan!!
Logan:CARLOS!!!1
Then Logan jumped up in the air 50ft
Logan:RFHDSKUAH
Carlos:Come Again
Logan:RFHDSKUAH
Carlos:oh!!!
Then Logan starts to jump up and down runs 100 miles An hour
Carlos:Logan!
Logan:Im up here
Then Carlos put on rocket Boots flew to Logan and grab him
Carlos:were going home
Logan:no!!!
Episode 11 and 12 are Coming Wednesday!July 14
Kendall:Guys i just thought of something awesome!
James,Logan,Carlos:what is it?
Kendall:I'm dating Jo
James:i hate her!!!
Logan:James get a life!
Carlos:Cool
Kendall:Thanks Carlos see how nice he is!
Katie:Ha!!!!!!!
Carlos:I'm nice Katie
Katie:I bet wewe can't be stupid for one day
Carlos:Yes i can
Katie:fine!!
Carlos:You i can't step foot out of this apartment
Katie:Fine
Logan:I will judge this bet i just sealed this bet
Kendall:I'm hungry
James:Lets go to Red Robin
Logan:Ok I'm not paying
Kendall: I'm paying Logan
Logan:Thank wewe Kendall
Carlos:Katie wewe cant come
Katie:I so hungry
Kendall:Ask mom to make your inayopendelewa tacos
Katie:ok
An saa Later
Carlos:wait a minute!!!